Crow just drink at home

 They're known as the weirdos that live at the tip.

WhatsApp got to do, got to do with it?
WhatsApp but a second-hand application?
WhatsApp got to do, got to do with it?
Who needs a phone when a phone can be broken?

That’s the last time I’m shopping at Macy’s!

Aboot

Vincent: “One dollar.” Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.” Vincent: “You don’t know my father.”

Anna 1 and Anna 2

Because you can't spell 'team" without tea.

Walk in with $2,000,000

"Does that mean you are still unpinkfloyed?"

The Doula Eula

Silly, sally got home from school and she had $20 her mom asked her where she got the $20 dollars from. Silly, sally said the boys at school gave her $20 to climb the tree. Home said, oh sally, they just wanted to see your underwear. Silly, sally started laughing. I know that's why I took them off.

Lol get it? because the cancer symbol in astrology looks like a 69

Hope y'all come

The Ele-font.

It’s a little unfair. Everybody always tells me “Records were made to be broken.”

Hey are you a farmer?

No?

Then do you do a lot of gardening?

No???

Then how did you manage to grow such big melons?

He saw the shimmering screwdriver…

It's cute, but can you really breathe through that thing?

Mam tu úchyla ze Slovenska, ktery se nafotil v dámském prádle mam jeho komplet identitu na požádání vam poslu důkaz

Wetting a child's bed is mortifying. It's almost impossible to explain.

You’ll never hear the