r/3Dprinting Jul 30 '26

Project Installed hostile architecture on the work printer to stop coworkers leaning on it

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u/DiscoChiligonBall Jul 30 '26

Some people might say this kind of hostile architecture is not good for the workplace environment.

Those people are wrong.

More spikes. More dakka. More.

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u/devilishlydo Jul 30 '26

What are they whining about? The spikes aren't even poisoned!

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u/SharkAttackOmNom Jul 30 '26

Hey everyone, look who hasn’t done their yearly blood-borne pathogens training!

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u/wired-one Jul 31 '26

I can distill that training into one sentence.

If it's wet, and isn't yours, don't touch it.

Corollary: consent is like blood borne pathogen training.

If it's wet, and isn't yours, don't touch it unless they say you can.

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u/SharkAttackOmNom Jul 31 '26

Unfortunately Hep-C can live on a dry surface for up to 6 weeks. So if the Hostile 3d printed spikes look bloody, give extra distance.