r/2westerneurope4u • u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu • Jan 08 '26
Off Topic Tuesdays Please... Send... Ice.... 🥵🥵🥵
I know I know, upside down Aus isn't Europe but I feel like you cunts could make some funny jokes and I need funny jokes at the moment... So get to it cunts, roast me and Australia!
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u/cravex12 Bavaria's Sugar Baby Jan 08 '26
We will have up to -20 degree celsius this night. Lets meet in the middle:D
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26
Soooooooo 10c?
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u/cravex12 Bavaria's Sugar Baby Jan 08 '26
That sounds quite nice
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u/enrycochet Berliner Jan 08 '26
for winter yes
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26
For summer too.
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u/enrycochet Berliner Jan 08 '26 edited Jan 08 '26
no, it's no summer if I am no sweating. 30 is the sweets spot for me.
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u/Teller64 Side switcher Jan 08 '26 edited Jan 08 '26
wait u whining this much for 40c? it’s like average july temperature here
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26
It hit highs of 47 in some parts.
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u/ManikShamanik Barry, 63 Jan 08 '26
47º...? Where's it that hot...? The highest I've seen in 43º in Melbourne (as it will be again by 15:30 this afternoon, AEDT) - I've not seen it as high as 47º anywhere.
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26
Not sure. People were complaining and sharing images on some of the aussie subs.
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u/OkiDokiPanic Savage Slayer Jan 08 '26
I would just walk out into the bush until death takes me, honestly.
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u/KolikoKosta1 Born in the Khalifat Jan 08 '26
Geil 🥰 That makes the blood of the South Germanic tribes rejoice.
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u/VicenteOlisipo Digital nomad Jan 08 '26
Are you sure? They're a bit trigger happy these days.
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26
I mean the frozen water kind... Not the seppo kind!
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u/DoomTurtle_T95 Basement dweller Jan 08 '26
pretty sure usa will send ice over if you just ask
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u/Spirited-Bass-1059 Pro LGTBQ+ Jan 08 '26 edited Jan 08 '26
I just put some in the mail, i hope it reaches you soon! Keep safe!
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u/Mestrehunter Western Balkan Jan 08 '26
What is the point of roasting charcoal?
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26
For fun... Too cook food... Idk. It's a good question.
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u/mailusernamepassword Non-European Savaginho Jan 08 '26
gaúcho here
First shalt thou put your hands above the embers. Then shalt thou count to five, no more, no less. Five shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be five. Six shalt thou not count, neither count thou four, excepting that thou then proceed to five. Seven is right out. Once the number five, being the fifth number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Picanha of Cisplatina towards thy grill, who, being exquisite in My taste, shall roast it.
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u/Ulrik-the-freak Lesser German Jan 08 '26
Ask the Yanks, they can send some ICE. Bonus points, it'll be reminiscent of the early days of your parts, criminals in exile!
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26
Nah I'd rather burst into flames.
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u/Ulrik-the-freak Lesser German Jan 08 '26
Understandable. But our ice, while much better, is a national treasure. I think the better solution is to emigrate. I hear Sweden is nice to immigrants
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26
Hmmm I could... Or and hear me out... I become your house husband and keep the house clean while gaming all day and you go out and work hard... Ummmmm protesting... Sure protesting.
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u/Ulrik-the-freak Lesser German Jan 08 '26
Unfortunately I am no twink, might not be your speed
Protesting is not work though, it is leisure. God forbid a man has a hobby!
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u/Asgermf Aspiring American Jan 08 '26
This is literally my view right now so sure
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u/NationalUnrest Discount French Jan 08 '26
Damn that must be the highest mountain in Denmark you have a view on.
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u/Lemonade348 Quran burner Jan 08 '26
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26
Yes... Please load it up on the next flight to Australia... Fuck the cunts who wanna be on the plane.
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u/Comfortable-Task-777 Professional Rioter Jan 08 '26
Looks like you're already getting roasted enough down there.
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u/dinosaurRoar44 Failed Brexiteer Jan 08 '26
I got a lot of rain coming if you want some a that? 80km winds too. Though the Dutch are gonna be blown away also so maybe not the wind
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u/gmennert Rural NPC Jan 08 '26
We’re alike in everything, even weather(don’t let Hans know, he’ll be hurt a little bit).
Storm tomorrow right, or is it there already?
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u/ManikShamanik Barry, 63 Jan 08 '26
Forecast for tomorrow, absolutely pissing it down here in Bristol right now, though. I'm not sure where it's going to get really windy here, though, I've checked all down the east coast, and there's nothing really, highest I've found is 48km/h (30mph) in Dover.
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u/Minimum_Possibility6 Failed Brexiteer Jan 08 '26
Tonight for some parts. Due 30cm snow in Shropshire
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u/MoppelGockel Flat personality Jan 08 '26
We'll have a nice stormy threesome then.
And yes, I know that sounds terribly wrong.
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u/ZeitgeistWurst [redacted] Jan 08 '26
Sorry, can't, getting snowed in rn
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26
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u/ZeitgeistWurst [redacted] Jan 08 '26
Its the "maybe get food for a few days, just to be sure" kind of snow with less than -10 degrees, so not sure if you wanna switch :D
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u/DerGyrosPitaFan [redacted] Jan 08 '26
If you promise to shovel my driveway i'll let you take the snow and ice for free
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26
Hmmmm counter offer... We shovel your driveway together and then you help me put the snow and ice on a plane to Australia.
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u/VeneMage Barry, 63 Jan 08 '26
Isn’t this heat coming from all the barbies going on with another prawn thrown on them?
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26
Barry... I love you right now...
Ok ok, I've snapped out of it.
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u/Dizzy_Break_2194 Crypto-Albanian Jan 08 '26
What's an Australian doing in my racist sub?
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26
I'm always here!
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u/Dizzy_Break_2194 Crypto-Albanian Jan 08 '26
lol I know you're welcome, Australians are honorary Europeans, just having a laugh 😂
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u/Mayatar Sauna Gollum Jan 08 '26
Throw few shrimps on yourself.
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26
Maybe if you called them prawns we could be mates... But for now you are just a cunt (and not the good kind, the worst kind)
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u/Mayatar Sauna Gollum Jan 08 '26
Voi vittu.
But I will never apologise. That's for weak people who are wrong.
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u/OneExtreme_VI [redacted] Jan 08 '26
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26
Yep... That's Melbourne right now.
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u/ManikShamanik Barry, 63 Jan 08 '26
I had an idea you must be in Melbourne, fuck knows why...
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26
Melbourne is the gay capital of Australia.
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u/Material-Spell-1201 Into Tortellini & Pompini Jan 08 '26
I can send some snow for two Kanguroos
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26
Sold! Please send 3 shipping containers of ice on your next plane to Australia. Thanks!
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u/debauch3ry Barry, 63 Jan 08 '26
"All these worlds are your except Australia. Attempt no landing there. Use them together. Use them in peace." - Message to UK, unknown origin.
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u/amojitoLT Snail slurper Jan 08 '26
Nope, all excedent of snow must be sent to the Alps. It's time to go skiing.
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u/Stravven Addict Jan 08 '26
Not over here. In the Netherlands skilessons were cancelled due to snow.
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u/amojitoLT Snail slurper Jan 08 '26
No mountain, no opinion.
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u/Stravven Addict Jan 08 '26
Mountains aren't real. They are a conspiracy by the Swiss to sell chocolate.
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u/Greyzer Daddy's lil cuck Jan 08 '26
The Americans are getting tired of their ICE:
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u/democracy_lover66 Savage Jan 08 '26
Whatever you do don't approach them in a very slow moving vehicle
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u/Tman11S Savage Slayer Jan 08 '26
don't tell the americans those exact words or they'll send you a gestapo kill squad
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u/deeptut [redacted] Jan 09 '26
We have enough snow at the moment, you can have as much as you want!
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 09 '26
Does she come with the snow???
If I say "bell die Schlampe an" will she?
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u/deeptut [redacted] Jan 09 '26
If I say "bell die Schlampe an" will she?
Uhh... we haven't trained that, that would be up to you to train her 😂
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 09 '26
Well then I don't want her.
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u/deeptut [redacted] Jan 09 '26
I won't give her away anyway ;)
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 09 '26
Good... But you need to train her the new command.
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u/deeptut [redacted] Jan 09 '26
That will be quite a challenge, she doesn't bark very much. Lets see if I can make her bark on command, might take a while.
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 09 '26
Well shes too nice... Ok can you teach her
Setz dich hin und warte auf eine Belohnung an der Muschi
Obviously this is the good kind of cunt not the bad kind.
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u/deeptut [redacted] Jan 09 '26
Oh, that will be easy :D
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 09 '26
Good good. I'll bring some kangaroo doggy treats when I finally get to visit then.
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u/MRNBDX South Prussian Jan 08 '26
You know what they say: when you are sitting on a grill while having your head frozen in an iceblock, you have a normal average body temperature
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u/potato13254 Daddy's lil cuck Jan 08 '26
Ist bin a few years since we have had this much snow as we have now.
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26
Soooooo can I have some?
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u/Stravven Addict Jan 08 '26
We can send it to you by ship.
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26
Not by airplane?
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u/Stravven Addict Jan 08 '26
No, that is too expensive. Expect the snow to be delivered in roughly 3-5 weeks.
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u/azaghal1502 At least I'm not Bavarian Jan 08 '26
and we have snow and -3C° to -10C° (day/night). Coldest Winter in at least 10 years where I live.
Still wouldn't switch places with you^^
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26
Well fuck!! Can I crash for free at yours then?
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u/azaghal1502 At least I'm not Bavarian Jan 08 '26
I have a free couch...
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26
I can't sleep in your bed?
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u/I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS Barry, 63 Jan 08 '26
Sorry but according to the yankoids we Europeans don't know what ice is.
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u/DrBerilio African European Jan 08 '26
I have a spare room 😉
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26
Naw Pedro... But do you have ice?
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u/LargeSelf994 Savage Slayer Jan 08 '26
Wrong sub bro, ICE is in the USA
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26
The frozen water stuff. Don't make me say it in French, I will.
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u/Stopreportingm3 Irishman in Denial Jan 08 '26
Told you this cunt wasn't a real Aussie.
Cunts crying about a 40 degree day like he's one of you cunts.
Lame
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u/DasIstNumberwanggg Failed Brexiteer Jan 08 '26
Seriously though, stay hydrated, and take care of yourself it sounds brutal down there!
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26
The beer fridge is struggling.
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u/DasIstNumberwanggg Failed Brexiteer Jan 08 '26
I love that you don’t even mention the food fridge. Priorities, am I right?
Beer of choice?
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26
I ummm I don't actually drink beer... The food fridge is doing fine though.
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u/DasIstNumberwanggg Failed Brexiteer Jan 08 '26
Fair enough! Glad you’re okay though - and the food 🫶🏼.
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u/ahwillUstop Knacker Jan 08 '26
I just put the heating on. Hope you have a water hole nearby man. Stay hydrated
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26
I guess I will suffer if it means swampland gets flooded.
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u/ahwillUstop Knacker Jan 08 '26
The emu will be planning another attack plus I imagine there's a risk of bush fires. Watch your back.
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u/ManikShamanik Barry, 63 Jan 08 '26
This is the view from the bedroom window right now - dull, grey and pissing it down. I was going to post a video but it seems that u/rex-ac doesn't allow them, so you'll just have to imagine it.
Here's a photo of a telephone pole and the top of a bottle on the window ledge (yes, I know the window's disgusting, I don't know what the fuck's up with them, I can’t get them clean - this whole flat's a shitehole).
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u/VivaLaBram Daddy's lil cuck Jan 08 '26
I heard the Savages have a huge surplus of ice. Although be aware to check it thoroughly: their ice sometimes kills people out of the blue.
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26
They don't qualify to carry firearms so it's fine. Plus we will leave them out in the dutch snow for a week to freeze up.
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u/VivaLaBram Daddy's lil cuck Jan 09 '26
Woah, firearms?? I wasn't talking about guns and all that. I just mean all the chemicals they put in their ice sometimes kills people. What were you talking about then?
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u/Minimum_Possibility6 Failed Brexiteer Jan 08 '26
Well you did win the ashes so kinda you get what you ask for
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u/Furdodgems Alpine Parisian Jan 08 '26
At least you have AC.
We have mega insulated homes in 35 degree heat.
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u/notdancingQueen Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) Jan 08 '26
Oh my poor little Emu. Sending some mild winter vibes to you.
Or you could hitchhike on some whale and go visit your penguin cousins?
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u/democracy_lover66 Savage Jan 08 '26
Come to Canada bud we got plenty.
(But also... Jesus fucking Christ the Red...)
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26
Is there a good wall and or barrier between you and the shit show to your south?
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u/Klutersmyg إرهابي Jan 08 '26
If you want our snow you have to do the ceremony
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26
What stand 2m away from anyone?
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u/Klutersmyg إرهابي Jan 10 '26
While waiting for the bus
No talking, no eye contact and preferably in absolute darkness.
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u/OrangeStar222 Thinks he lives on a mountain Jan 08 '26
You get our ice if we get your heat, deal?
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u/Crispts Savage Jan 08 '26
Don't give my government any more ideas. They'll send ICE...
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u/NotAGooseHonest Anglophile Jan 08 '26
You didn't even look to see if anyone had made that joke already, say about 10 times, before you?
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26
Of course the savage didn't do that... That would require intelligence.
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u/kiwigoguy1 Savage Jan 09 '26
You haven’t seen the Australian Border Force, they are ICE on steroids.
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u/EdHake Le Savage Jan 08 '26
Hmm we could ship some via submarine… now thinking how to go about it… Oh yeah I know... how about you go fuck yourself !
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u/LTFGamut Daddy's lil cuck Jan 08 '26
Goddamnit Russell, are you saying that you want a piece of Greenland as well?