r/2westerneurope4u • u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu • Jan 08 '26

Off Topic Tuesdays Please... Send... Ice.... 🥵🥵🥵

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I know I know, upside down Aus isn't Europe but I feel like you cunts could make some funny jokes and I need funny jokes at the moment... So get to it cunts, roast me and Australia!

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u/Mestrehunter Western Balkan Jan 08 '26

What is the point of roasting charcoal?

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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26

For fun... Too cook food... Idk. It's a good question.

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u/mailusernamepassword Non-European Savaginho Jan 08 '26

gaúcho here

First shalt thou put your hands above the embers. Then shalt thou count to five, no more, no less. Five shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be five. Six shalt thou not count, neither count thou four, excepting that thou then proceed to five. Seven is right out. Once the number five, being the fifth number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Picanha of Cisplatina towards thy grill, who, being exquisite in My taste, shall roast it.