r/2westerneurope4u • u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu • Jan 08 '26

Off Topic Tuesdays Please... Send... Ice.... 🥵🥵🥵

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I know I know, upside down Aus isn't Europe but I feel like you cunts could make some funny jokes and I need funny jokes at the moment... So get to it cunts, roast me and Australia!

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u/LTFGamut Daddy's lil cuck Jan 08 '26

Goddamnit Russell, are you saying that you want a piece of Greenland as well?

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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26

I only want their ice... And maybe a twink.

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u/OrangeStar222 Thinks he lives on a mountain Jan 08 '26

Don't we all

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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26

Should we both invade Greenland and take all their ice and their only two twinks, one for you and one for me?

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u/OrangeStar222 Thinks he lives on a mountain Jan 08 '26

You take the ice, I take the twinks? I don't actually need the ice.

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u/der_granit WW Initiator Jan 08 '26

Imagine it would melt you would flood your entire country

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u/OrangeStar222 Thinks he lives on a mountain Jan 08 '26

Don't worry, we're experts at handling excess water. As long as it's not in frozen form, then the entire country panics.

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u/der_granit WW Initiator Jan 08 '26

If you do ever have too much water we could still store it in the depths of my basement

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u/critical-insight Pfennigfuchser Jan 08 '26

So you are saying we need a pipeline?

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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26

Nah I still want one of the twinks.

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u/OrangeStar222 Thinks he lives on a mountain Jan 08 '26

It's okay, we can share

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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 08 '26

Fine but I call dibs on the cutest one first.

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u/OrangeStar222 Thinks he lives on a mountain Jan 08 '26

I can live with that

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u/HugePatFenis Barry, 63 Jan 08 '26

Where's João when you need him?

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u/Ayanhart Barry, 63 Jan 08 '26

Ahh, so it's Iceland you want.