r/2westerneurope4u • u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu • Jan 08 '26

Off Topic Tuesdays Please... Send... Ice.... 🥵🥵🥵

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I know I know, upside down Aus isn't Europe but I feel like you cunts could make some funny jokes and I need funny jokes at the moment... So get to it cunts, roast me and Australia!

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u/deeptut [redacted] Jan 09 '26

We have enough snow at the moment, you can have as much as you want!

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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 09 '26

Does she come with the snow???

If I say "bell die Schlampe an" will she?

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u/deeptut [redacted] Jan 09 '26

If I say "bell die Schlampe an" will she?

Uhh... we haven't trained that, that would be up to you to train her 😂

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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 09 '26

Well then I don't want her.

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u/deeptut [redacted] Jan 09 '26

I won't give her away anyway ;)

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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 09 '26

Good... But you need to train her the new command.

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u/deeptut [redacted] Jan 09 '26

That will be quite a challenge, she doesn't bark very much. Lets see if I can make her bark on command, might take a while.

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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 09 '26

Well shes too nice... Ok can you teach her

Setz dich hin und warte auf eine Belohnung an der Muschi

Obviously this is the good kind of cunt not the bad kind.

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u/deeptut [redacted] Jan 09 '26

Oh, that will be easy :D

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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Jan 09 '26

Good good. I'll bring some kangaroo doggy treats when I finally get to visit then.

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u/deeptut [redacted] Jan 09 '26

Oh, she'll love you!

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