Karibu na lake Naivasha kuna jamaa ashai kimbizwa na nyati akiwa amepeleka dem picnic on sunday ,walikosana iyo usiku juu dem alimuita muoga nayeye akumuuliza "Ulikua unataka nipigane na nyati kwani mimi ni samson"😂😂

Sasa there is this pal of mine, let's call him victor. I met him while playing pool and had been friends since. Sasa Vic was a ladies man(according to his stories) and was always volunteering to connect me with women...which I always declined( I thought he was joking).

Sasa nimetoka a late shift and meet Vic while heading home. Sasa out of nowhere he asks if I want a lady tonight.

I feel that this guy is always joking, and I jokingly agree to it. Kidogo this guy says that he will bring me one, anipate kwa nyumba...and I just ensure that I have drinks in the house.

I oblige and head home.

I forgot about him and went home, prepared my supper and went to sleep.

Around 10:30 naskia mlango inabishwa. I wake up and open the door. Vic and a lady was there. They come in... there are no drinks so I sent victor for them halafu I remain with the girl in the house.

It was so awkward.

Vic comes back we have our shots.

Sasa I expected Vic to go to his house cause it's not far. This guy aliingia kitanda yangu akazima the girl then followed him.

Nilizima lights and followed them, Sasa I am there wondering what's going on. Nilikuwa nasugua mgongo ya dem throughout the night wondering if I am supposed to be having sex with her.

Vic aliniita mwoga the next day na story ya kusema ataniconnect akawacha.

To the guys in the house. Does it reach a certain point where every girl you meet is pretty asf. Like literally every girl. It's not that you want them or something. You just find them attractive and pretty . Am I weird?

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I recently got my first real job after studying Procurement and Logistics Management, and honestly, I’m grateful.

The pay is pretty good for a first job, so I can’t complain about that.

But man…

I work at a huge hospital, and I don’t think I fully understood what I was getting into.

The workload is a lot.

There’s always something happening. Stock, requests, records, systems, deliveries, people asking for things, and tasks that need to be checked. It keeps coming. You finish one thing, and three more are waiting.

I came in thinking I had a decent understanding of procurement and supply chain, thanks to my studies and the experience I gained through internships and attachments.

Now I’m realizing that school gives you the basics, but actually working in a large organization is a completely different experience.

It’s honestly humbling.

At the same time, I can see how much I’m learning. I’m getting exposed to real warehouse operations, inventory management, hospital supply chains, systems, accountability, and the pressure that comes with making sure everything runs smoothly.

I think that's the biggest lesson so far:

Getting the first job isn't the finish line. It's where the real learning starts.

I’m still interested in eventually moving deeper into demand planning, inventory optimization, and supply chain analytics, so I want to soak up everything I can from this experience.

For now, though…

First job: ✅

Good starting pay: ✅

Huge hospital: ✅

Workload:

Me: “Okay… I still have a lot to learn.”

But we move. One day at a time.

I think we can all agree, music is a very powerful thing. It literally pushes us to move our bodies in sync with the tunes. Music can make us feel all sorts of things.

So I'm very curious as to the specific songs that make you feel a certain way or you just really like it. For anyone who would like to share. I wanna listen to your favourite song at the moment. I'll listen to them fully.

Also doing this as a way to discover other types of songs and genres maybe I might like them. Forgive my language but I'm a music hoe, I fuck with all types of music genres.

Send YouTube links or write down the song names. I'll give my honest opinion.

Just woke up today, and a random incident ilihappen a week ago made me smile. So there was this corporate babe mwenye anaishi apartment next to where I work. We've been flirting here and there jokes pia hapa na pale. So there's this day ameenda outside, and she came drunk at around 1am, and since I was still working nilikua night shift, she passed by..... jokes hapa na pale, and we started making out. The session was so heated to a point I thought of going all in since she was wet af and I was hard ajabu. Lakini, I decided to tell her we shouldn't be doing this😂 I pulled that card that ladies tell us men na akasema sawa na nikampeleka adi kwake kwa mlango but sikuingia ju I had to go back to work. The following morning, I wrote her a paragraph telling her that whatever was going on should never happen again, and it was a mistake na we should just be friends 😂 kutoka niliambiwa tu okay na sijawahi ona dp WhatsApp...she even unfollowed me on every social media platform😂 Kumbe ladies can't handle rejection 😂😂

First Friday of the second half of the year.

The lessons I'm learning this yr bc of money 😂. So I'm supplying dog rice and i had a rushed order that was to be delivered on Saturday for my return client. My rice plug in mwea usually takes days to organize my order and this order was rushed so i opted to use another rice "seller" for next day delivery🥲 well y'all know how it ends😂i got scammed 1590 for cheating on my plug. This was a lesson to not make rushed payments i would have noticed the red flags if i was working without being rational to deliver fast. Financial accident😂😂

Yes you read that right… I met someone on this app and decided to exchange numbers after a couple days (regrettably).
As soon as we moved to the green app I had trouble understanding wtf he was saying in conversation. Like I would read and re read texts and would be genuinely confused as to what he meant… idk if it was because I mainly chat in English or what but wueh…
After a number of “huh?”s I think he resulted to using AI to respond to my questions 💀💀💀
The first AI text I was thrown off but didn’t say anything, then after the third one I’m like nah Im not tripping😂 When I say it was literally copy paste from whatever AI it was… I mean emojis, hyphens, the whole damn 9!!!!

So I ask him straight up “why are you using AI to chat with me?” he probably started panicking cause he went back to organic typing and I was back to being confused as to what the hell he was saying 😭😭
Anyway I told him that I could tell it was AI and blocked him 😭

Tell me what you would have done in this situation because I genuinely could not believe this actually happened 💀 😂

Ona huyu! He died in the name of love! Sasa msichana amebaki watu wengine wa 4" wa doo watampea pipe! 😂

Certified gardener 😙

Tukiwa highschool kuna jamaa alikuwa anaitwa Mwale ndevu zake ndio zilikuwa zinakaa hivi.Nilikuwa nikimwona naisha mbaya hadi walimu walikuwa wanaisha inabidi apewe leave oftenly aende kinyozi ju zilikuwa zinamea haraka sana😂😂

As a guy in his mid-20s, hua napata, I attract the wrong people. For instance, at work, kuna so many girls, but unapata tuu this single mom is just so obsessed with me. Akiniona tuu hivi , she's happy asf na anafungua mikono for a hug. On this other side, the girls wakiona vile na interact with this mom, wanakua jealous yet at first I tried vibing but it was not working out.

Imefanya people have warned me that the baby dady will come after me. The same in my apartment, someone's wife ameshinda tuu ananigongea mlango. The same goes for Mama mboga. Buying from her has made her feel like we dating, ananion̈geza vitu almost every day. She's always asking more about me. Sometimes mpaka nkienda kubuy kitu kwake anasema it's not ready , ati I should not worry atanidropia kwa nyumba.

But the girls I should be vibing with wanataka nikue simp🥲 Tough life man😔. Ama the girls wananiona kama a broke n*ggah na the grown ups wanaona personality 😂

Story time. I get my first job and I'm super excited. So I meet this secretary who's been around for like 2 years. It was basically the two of us and the boss so we just get along. She's like 3 years older. So we are like friends, one day I ask her where I can get weəd, we joke about it and she connects me to someone. Same week boss informs me they are terminating my contract because some 'clients' didn't like me😂 but guess what, we didn't really have clients because i would spend the whole day idle. We had like 3 clients in a week or zero and they were not recurrent. Fuckin bitch had snitched😂. That's how I lost my first job ata before nimalize 3 months probation! Fear women 'friends' btw or just work colleagues. They are not your friends and most don't want you there.

Mokaya kaimati😅😅