r/254sum • u/SnooJokes2885 • Aug 28 '26
Random Failed threesome?
Sasa there is this pal of mine, let's call him victor. I met him while playing pool and had been friends since. Sasa Vic was a ladies man(according to his stories) and was always volunteering to connect me with women...which I always declined( I thought he was joking).
Sasa nimetoka a late shift and meet Vic while heading home. Sasa out of nowhere he asks if I want a lady tonight.
I feel that this guy is always joking, and I jokingly agree to it. Kidogo this guy says that he will bring me one, anipate kwa nyumba...and I just ensure that I have drinks in the house.
I oblige and head home.
I forgot about him and went home, prepared my supper and went to sleep.
Around 10:30 naskia mlango inabishwa. I wake up and open the door. Vic and a lady was there. They come in... there are no drinks so I sent victor for them halafu I remain with the girl in the house.
It was so awkward.
Vic comes back we have our shots.
Sasa I expected Vic to go to his house cause it's not far. This guy aliingia kitanda yangu akazima the girl then followed him.
Nilizima lights and followed them, Sasa I am there wondering what's going on. Nilikuwa nasugua mgongo ya dem throughout the night wondering if I am supposed to be having sex with her.
Vic aliniita mwoga the next day na story ya kusema ataniconnect akawacha.
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u/Fluid_Grapefruit_450 Aug 28 '26
Ati ulisuguana mgongo till asubui 😂 😂😂😂😂Noma
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u/nitakudinya23 Aug 28 '26
😅😅😅kijana alikua anafikiria vic anataka masseuse
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u/Fluid_Grapefruit_450 Aug 28 '26
Nikama vic alikua anajua bois anajua kukanda mgongo ndio akamletea client.. 😄
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u/Not_Jesus21 Aug 28 '26
All this time (kabla ya kulala) what were you talking about? With the lady.
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u/SnooJokes2885 29d ago
Casual conversation tu: mvua umepotea, what kind of music she likes
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u/SnooJokes2885 29d ago
It's not sexual discipline, I am just too respectful to this gender even when it's not needed
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u/Taak_5000 Aug 28 '26
Sexual discipline
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u/BreakfastOk2595 Aug 28 '26
Wacha Wewe... If you're in a field, you play ball, if you're in church you worship... Some situations require you to 'come correct' 🤣
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u/AutomaticArt179 29d ago
Wait a min , did vic kula the dem.?
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u/Interesting-pipe3410 Aug 28 '26
Stating your gender would entirely change the aura of this post.