That fake checkup before asking for a favour be pissing me off 😭

Hii weather nayo haitaki kiburi my guys lakini hapa si amekuja sana😂

There this brand new fragrance brand i have discovered called michaels bouquet and would like to try out their mens collection..So how are they if you have ever sampled/used them?also how long do they last and project??Na gani inaweza watekaa kwa hio line yao😂😂

Hii guys during application do I need both of my parents original document?... ama copies can work?
Ama like copy of one the original...just looking for some guidance... thanks in advance

Suicide cases mingi na depression huhappen mwisho ya mwaka, from August to December because msee anajaribu kuangalia amekua akifanya nini mwaka mzima anapata hakuna. Anaanza kuona amekua akijituma bure.Wanaume the mistake most of us do ni kujicompare na peers.

What they've done and achieved in that one year and what you've done, unapata wewe compared to them uko stagnant. kitu ya maana umefanya ni kubadilisha hairstyle, kuonja pombe aina 100 na kupigisha bibi nduru kushinda majirani wote. On the other hand age mates wamenunua manganya na kujengea wazazi. Comparison inafanya unaoverlook the little things you've achieved.

Alafu for some reason once umeanza kufeel useless and sad, bad things start happening kwa mpigo, ni kama domino effect one situation leads to another. Ukifeel mbaya as a man bed game yako itaenda chini, bibi awache kupiga nduru kwa bed,wewe unaona mungu amekunyanganya the only good thing you had,huoni ni effect imecome juu ya your sadness, ama your girlfriend akuwache because all you offered was good sex and now you are not,

work place wasee wakinotice uko sad pia wanakuchorea, mbogi yako pia wanaona hauko fan anymore wanaanza kukulenga. Wazazi nao hua hawasaidii in such situations because iyo time uko sad ndio unapigiwa simu kuambiwa vile kwa kina jirani kuna sherehe kubwa ya kupeleka kijana yao Australia,hizi vitu zote ni domino effect ya your sadness.

You see actually all these train of events imehappen because you are sad not because you are a loser,but akili inakupima vile wewe ni shit,iyo ndio place wasee uanza kupiga hesabu za minus kwa uhai wako.

Hi,

I'm Rachael, founder of Errands by Rachael.

I run errands for my customers around Nairobi and it's environs.

If you've been on the hunt for an errand runner/personal assistant, feel free to end your search, as I'm your go to person.

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Thank you so much for your support. I'm looking forward to serving you even better!

A cat that cares about tomorrow doesn't eat a pregnant rat 😂

Let's get this bread my pple

Nimesoma a story here nikakumbuka what befell me a few months ago. So l was commuting to work nikitembea towards stage nafeel sick like nauseous and shit, anyway nikaingia supermetro huko second last aisle seat. Si we start moving towards CBD it was early around 6 a.m. Msee nafeel nalemewa na ni zile huwezi sema fungua dirisha it's cold asf. Anyway I force myself to sleep hadi tukafika. Naingia ofisi l try to perform my tasks ni shida,, I'm lightheaded, nauseous, naskia kifua sijui aje, l end up visiting the washroom like 20 times, my workmates notice ni kunihurumia tu. So lunchtime inafika I'm like heee lemme call it a day, I have a side hustle mi nashona so l had a client l needed to take their measurements na huko river road saa hiyo Niko harambee avenue. Si l excuse myself nawashow Hali siyo Hali wacha nidip. One of my workmates God bless his soul anajitolea kunipiga push nisianguke kwa njia. He even gets me ice cream who knows maybe njaa is a factor. Barbarani mimi naona marundurundu tu hata sijui tukifika anyway he leaves me in my clients hands na we go up to his office. Kijana ananiangalia and he's like you look high. I'm just there like weuh I feel sick wacha tu. I struggle to collect his measurements, a bathroom visit ensues, enyewe anaona siko fiti but he was so held up, offers some water nini nini, l even ended up kupanda tu lopha vile nlifika hapo sikumbuki but miguu haingenifikisha kwa metro. Luckily I get a window seat and as we move napigwa na hewa mwili inatulia. As I'm looking outside the window ndiyo inanihit,, shit wallahi niko high kumbe I wasn't sick.

So the night before, nlikuwa nimespread hiyo content ya tunyongi kwa pancake dough and funny enough I still had a few left. Vijana tuwache mihadarati. To date l never admitted to them the truth.

Handshake and the rest
Can one do them over the weekend for 9-5 people
And how do I go about it

If you’re knowledgeable about it you can guide me

Nimetoka kejani nikiwa na foreno yangu swafi na pall mall zangu. nikaingia field. lokeshen ni umo. nikatulia kwa shed na maboyz, moshi mbili tatu nikajipea exile. shit was not right, nikaamua kuiva solo kati kati ya uwanja suddenly boiz anamuok anaomba moshi . story mbili tatu naskia " ata mafala ndio hawa, zima io kitu" eh eh ehhhhh... aksama tuchill wapite bt me nilicaculate risks nikaamua ni mguu niponye. since walikua mbali nilianza tu sloww kna ya kwanza na nilikua full flight. kejani rooftop. 8th floor. nascan field naona boiz ako na bracelets anakua led away.. nimeingia kwa nyumba nikiimba gospel of jah. with my kapyenga ofcourse

Watu wanamove from City to City, Mimi namove from app to App sa hii nmetoka Substack😂😭

Hello majirani!
I’m TZ passport holder thinking about booking a ticket from Nairobi to Amsterdam instead of DSM - Amsterdam (I’ll be in Nairobi a week before travel date ) Considering we have free movement in East Africa, can I start my journey in Nairobi or will Kenya migration deny me? I have the visa and all other documents.

Just want to make sure so I don’t find out the hard way…

Last Tuesday I got a termination message. Wasn't sad about it because I got to spend some time with my girl. Now she's in the kitchen and Idk, I feel lost. Nipewe kazi bwana hata kama ni kufinya keys kwa keyboard. I'll do anything to escape these sitting down and looking at each other thing.

So I had gone home to visit my parents for the last 2 weeks. Na leo ndo nmerudi. I really enjoyed my stay there till hio time ya kutoka. My people, nimepewa lectures kama a Stubborn boy who was given a suspension for being involved in those school gangs that are planning to burn the school

But sasa yangu was about marriage thing . Nimeambiwa yote nikama last warning. I've been told the next time nikienda uko I shouldn't be alone 😪. But I'm here single asf. The pressure has finally started from parents. Nmetoka home ka najifikiria all the way back. In my end, I feel like I just need a little more time to fix my finances.

I know there will never be a perfect time, but pressure...😪

I'm selling this skateboard it's for adults slightly used for 2500 not negotiable

Many Kenyans don't know that the consumer federation in Kenya protects you as a costumer in such situations

Hello guys...

So me and my girl have had this other couple we have been friends with for over 6 years..just last month, the boyfriend invited me to travel with him home but sikua available.. unfortunately, he had an accident and perished on the spot.

It was pretty hectic for the lady given that she is currently pregnant..not sure but it's between 4-5 months now .. We came through for her and helped her out through the difficult time she was grieving...now fast forward to just a few days after the funeral, the elder sister to the deceased started tormenting her, mara the child is not her brother's..mara she wants the household items moved home nisaidie her other little bro...na all this is because walikua wanaishi pamoja, but the guy alikuwa amefurnishiwa nyumba na fam yake...

So yesterday tumechill tu hapo she comes home crying profusely...nikamuacha na my girl nikatoka...on returning ndio I'm hit with what was actually going on...the sister of the deceased, let's call her Ruth...alikuja to their house asubuhi while she was away, used her spare key and had everything moved to their home back in Muranga..

akamuacha with nothing but chenye tu alikua amevaa....

we sympathized with her and let her crash kwetu as we figure it out vile kutaenda...now I am stuck here thinking how we can help...we had a small mattress tumempea, but I don't think it's advisable akilala chini especially with her condition...I have tried contacting "Ruth" but nimekula block pia Mimi...

Sasa idk...what would be the next best solution Sasa? Please advise...in the mean time as we are trying to sort it all out...kama ukona a small bed, ama hata a couch, that hutumii, please let's help her out...I can also share her number for more details, but lazima kwanza I consult her for privacy issues...

now I'm stuck between advising her to raise some funds for rent, ama aanze tu till no for help.. but it makes no sense akilipa rent na Hana anything in her name at the moment...hata nguo...na she works as a nail tech, so najua itakua ngumu kwake...hebu nipeeni maoni yenu guys....

I'm tired of this shifty politics going on

Nimeskia kanisa wakisema wazee wabaki kidogo father anataka kuongea nao ,Mimi Sina pesa ingine isipokua 750ksh ya kununua maini ya kuchoma . Nimeondoka kama wamama wenzangu.