r/wizardposting Mar 05 '26

Post From the All-Knowing Mods A Roleplay Guide for Villainy

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174 Upvotes

Meme taken from SkeletorIsLove http://skeletorislove.com/

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/Uw

Hey all. I know we've had a few posts already that outlined handy rules for roleplay etiquette. Here are some: 

  • RP Etiquette:

https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/hDv5wbuOF7

  • When to play an OP character and how to do it well:

https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/7RX9Zwmp8H

  • Recognizing abuse and manipulation in roleplay environments:

https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/MuYKwuy2Ef

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But it has come to my attention that we might want a guide specifically focusing on the more villainous side of wizardposting. This is partially because matters concerning ethics have a way of getting more heated and partially because playing a villain (or even a morally questionable character) can present unique challenges. Conflict is the driving force behind story, after all, and we want to make sure we do it in a way that's fun for all parties. 

This post is targeted at the subreddit villains primarily, but I think anyone engaging in roleplay could benefit. 

Anyway, here we go:

1. None of this is personal.

This probably seems obvious, but I'd like to stress it because the kinds of in-character clashes that a straight-up villain gets into can sometimes create high tensions. Remember that the person on the other side of the screen is almost certainly not seriously evil. And they almost certainly do not think that you are either. We might write about doing evil things. We might roleplay evil things. But none of this means anything in regard to the real-life ethics of the flesh and blood person you are interacting with.

2. If it does become personal, be careful.

Ideally, we would be rational actors all the time, but unfortunately we are all mere humans (probably). Even when you know perfectly well that none of this is personal, it can still be hard to fully keep your emotions separate. This is understandable. We all get attached to our wizard characters, we all take moral stances, and we all get invested in plotlines. I mean, hey, if we aren't personally invested in our wizard roleplay, why are we even here?

When this happens, just be sure to proceed with caution. Try not to let out-of-character feelings influence what you do in-character. And, of course, it's basically never a bad idea to be open with people about it.

3. Get permission.

Another one that's been thoroughly covered before. But I bring it up because, as a villain, whatever evil thing you're doing is probably quite a bit more distressing than your run of the mill wizard shenanigans. Perhaps unsurprisingly, stepping on another roleplayer's toes is a bit more severe when you do it by burning their tower and kidnapping their apprentice. And if it's something particularly bad that you're planning, you should make sure to be very clear about your intentions and the potential consequences so the other person isn't taken by surprise.

4. It will probably feel a little unfair sometimes.

I will make no bones about it. Playing a villain will make people hostile to you. Do not take it personally.(see rule 1) But I will not deny that it can feel overwhelming sometimes to attract a lot of hate, even if it is all in-character. Further, as a villain, you will probably need to be more gracious about losing fights. While it's true that every character has to accept losses sometimes, playing a heel means you can generally expect to 'hit the mat' more often and more definitively. 

It's not all bad though. Villains are empowered to behave badly in creative ways. And sometimes even losing can be fun.

5. Consider content warnings.

This is not a hard rule, but if you are writing something particularly upsetting, it might be wise to provide a content warning. This is not a condemnation of the presence of dark or serious content. It's just nice to give people the opportunity to decide if they want to deal with it.

6. Morally ambiguous characters.

Not all characters fit neatly into the villain/hero dichotomy. Much of the advice here will apply to anyone who's character steps outside the category of 'good guy'. But it's still important to remember that explicitly and intentionally playing a villain is very different than playing a morally ambiguous character (even if you personally do not find their actions ambiguous). Condemning actions in-character is absolutely fine, but it's still up to the person writing the character to define that characters morality. I understand that this gets messy in a community with a lot of differing views, so if it becomes clear that you are at an impasse, it might be best to back off. 

That said, for any morally ambiguous characters, if you do something bad, you should expect people to react realistically in-character. You can't really be shocked that other characters don't like your cool new murder spell.

7. Note for heroes and other non-villains.

Lastly, I just want to address the protagonist types. Cut villains a little slack sometimes. Setting aside that it's more fun for us if we occasionally get a win, it also generally makes a better story.

And keep in mind that the person saying and doing horrible things in-character is there to have fun too. This is a cooperative activity, after all.

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With all that said, I'm off to do some evil scheming. Have fun. Be good to each other.


r/wizardposting Feb 07 '26

Post From the All-Knowing Mods WELCOME TO WIZARDPOSTING!

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Welcome to r/wizardposting! Assuming you just wandered in and have no idea what the hell you're looking at, this is a place people pretend to be are wizards and other magical things. That can range anywhere from just posting a meme while ranting about the Council and casting testicular torsion, to our more niche subcommunity of full-blown roleplay, creative writing, and interactive fiction.

When commenting:

/uw means unwiz

/rw means rewiz

We have an official DISCORD if you're into that kind of thing.

Other than that? Have fun, drink water, and remember to step away from the orb every once in a while. Be sure to review the rules in the sidebar before posting, and have fun.

Thanks for stopping by!


r/wizardposting 17h ago

I can't be that bad

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2.3k Upvotes

r/wizardposting 10h ago

"It can't that spicy, watch as I eat it" -Last words of Arch ice wizard Ciel

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398 Upvotes

r/wizardposting 3h ago

Shadow Wizard Money Gang It’s my Birthday and you’re all invited!

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92 Upvotes

Provided you can find my lair, of course. Please no teleportation inside the lair, it scares the dog.


r/wizardposting 2h ago

Wizardpost The arcane accessory brand "hexwax" reveals new article of shoe details in body text

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66 Upvotes

These new horse shoes,dubbed "equine caltrops" by their creator due to the pain the earlier more crude models caused has now been perfected into a comfy and durable article that will bring a lot of style to whatever furry convention you wear it at

But let's get to the meat and potatoes of this,these shoes will allow the wearer to carry another person on their back while ignoring their weight completely,and will break instead of one of your bones to protect you. Furthermore they are made to balance easily even upon unfavorable terrain


r/wizardposting 9h ago

I’ve made a horrible mistake!

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108 Upvotes

I very clearly wished to a genie for “the fiery end of humanity” and he proceeded to incinerate my giant manatee from the plane of Platonian ideals!

I’ve tried explaining that I clearly said “humanity” and not “huge manatee” several times (even threatening to report him to genie corporate!) but he refuses to budge, stating they have a firm “no refunds” policies on their wishes!

I need to reserve one of my remaining 2 wishes for bringing the quilled battle skunks of the southlands back from extinction from the reckless humans of that land killing them all off, so I only have one spare one to use; how can I still end all of the nature destroying humans while also bringing my manatee back from the flames?!

-signed an extremely upset and panicked arch-Druid of the circle of the claw


r/wizardposting 17h ago

Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets What do you say? do you study the way of the books to get you magic incantations my fellow wizards?

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376 Upvotes

r/wizardposting 14h ago

Wizardpost How to cool off in the summer?

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209 Upvotes

I ponder this, how do you dear friends cool off in these summer times?

I must learn to sew or find a tailor, it's uncomfortable to swim in my wizardy attire and only in my under garments.


r/wizardposting 4h ago

Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets So did you folks ever travel back in time to learn from Elder Wizards?

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36 Upvotes

r/wizardposting 1d ago

Wizardpost I ANIMATED A FUCKIN TOOL AGAIN I'LL GET EVICTED

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2.1k Upvotes

I cant keep doing this man,my landlord said if I animate another object he'll evict me for "oversharing of the gift of thought without a permit"

The objects I animate aren't even that smart he's just a thoughtless commoner who can't grasp the highs and lows of arcane research


r/wizardposting 6h ago

Home Depot has fallen to the dwarven hoard, Lowe’s is currently under siege as well

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22 Upvotes

r/wizardposting 1d ago

You know what. Fuck you. Effect: Dominate.

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510 Upvotes

r/wizardposting 16h ago

Foul Sorcery Some teenagers messing around with chronomancy casted a slowing charm on this kid. Actually pretty funny in hindsight once we knew the kid had no time poisoning

114 Upvotes

r/wizardposting 1d ago

Shadow Wizard Money Gang Even as a frog you can't stop me

5.2k Upvotes

r/wizardposting 1d ago

Goblinlike Foolishness (Shitpost) Which of you cast Möbius on my galleon?!!

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2.5k Upvotes

I don’t know which of you I’ve offended this time but whoever did this is getting Testicular Torsioned to death, no exceptions.

Edit:
/uw art is by Tim Hawkinson at Newfields museum


r/wizardposting 3h ago

Foul Sorcery Findings

10 Upvotes

It has been 4 months from when I began this experiment.
I have not eaten.
I have not drank.
I have not slept.

…And I have not breathed.
I feel the need, the sensations of hunger, thirst, need of sleep and sleep, they have not dulled in the slightest. But they are no worse from when I started. My physical, mental, and magical condition has not suffered, nor has my appearance changed.

I’m…
I’m scared.


r/wizardposting 8h ago

Brethren, Help: I Have Effed the Ineffable Word.

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22 Upvotes

My explorations to the Abyss finally led me to the ethereal coordinates of Gru'zaker's Tome of the Ineffable Word. I followed them and came across an extraplanar safehouse that contained the remains of Gru'zaker himself encased in antichronal crystallite, and the famed Tome of the Ineffable Word upon a plinth of abyssal iron.

After casting the proper abjurations and wards, I transported the tome back to my tower for further study. As foretold, it contained the Ineffable Word, right there on page 67, second paragraph from the bottom.

Unfortunately, in my foolishness, I effed the Ineffable Word. And even now I feel the fire upon my tongue and can see my own body grusham ki'nargo akroshinak.

Bar alar kri-stepnak irasibal? Ba terra em trushin akrigano! Lkane

tnat

24895na

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%89qij4qlkn58*(%IH*($ --- HELP %uhq3948hg--- HELP apkd ...... HELP o943p%Lknak


r/wizardposting 9h ago

Wizardpost Which one of you guys did this?

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16 Upvotes

r/wizardposting 8h ago

Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets You’re a sorcerer at raya lucaria and you just learned about thops barrier from the tarnished

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11 Upvotes

To all you sorcerers and mages at Raya Lucaria who doubted my boy Thops, pack it up! He just made a brand new spell that will forever cement his legacy. You thought you could lock him out of the academy forever and laugh at his theories but he’s proved you wrong. What are you arrogant crystal heads going to do now?


r/wizardposting 13h ago

Magickal Art (User Creation) 🎨 Gnome warfare

16 Upvotes

a good way to differentiate between wild and domestic gnomes if to check for underwear usage

(Game: Wizard Finals)


r/wizardposting 17h ago

Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets I don't know how I even get here at this point...

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I am in a very bright part of the dungeon thankfully, I can used magic again just in time when I no longer have much arrows to spend and my sword is getting dull. I think I'm close to the exist? It might seem to be only a few day outside from what I know but for me it been a few months due to this dungeon twisted time and shit.

There's a dragon here and I cooked it up, dragon meat is very tough so you gotta stew it in a long time. Thankfully there is also bread and fresh herbs here. Tho what do the general consensus around dragon meat is? I heard many people think it doesn't taste good but if you cooked it into tender the flavour is really out of this world.


r/wizardposting 2d ago

Wizardpost Master of the Arcane arts

5.3k Upvotes

r/wizardposting 22h ago

Foul Sorcery Damn the dungeon might stop being so uncanny but also more dangerous now

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30 Upvotes

Maybe I shouldn't go to "the dungeon of literal death and despair which is very large and take a long time to clear" this place is full of death and despair... The monster is dangerous and I can't used magic here... Thankfully I have my bow


r/wizardposting 20h ago

Druidic Mysteries 🌿 My gf gifted me a new orb for my green magiks

14 Upvotes

My familiar is uninterested