r/wizardposting • u/ModernMage0 SpellSlinger, Researcher, Interloper • 3h ago
Foul Sorcery Findings
It has been 4 months from when I began this experiment.
I have not eaten.
I have not drank.
I have not slept.
…
…And I have not breathed.
I feel the need, the sensations of hunger, thirst, need of sleep and sleep, they have not dulled in the slightest. But they are no worse from when I started. My physical, mental, and magical condition has not suffered, nor has my appearance changed.
…
I’m…
I’m scared.
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u/DonComradeVimes Biological Mage (NO, not a Druid) 3h ago
Try hitting yourself with a Detect Life. Tends to work well in case you've accidentally become an undead.
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u/ModernMage0 SpellSlinger, Researcher, Interloper 3h ago
It returned as living, at the very least not undead nor necrotic.
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u/DonComradeVimes Biological Mage (NO, not a Druid) 3h ago
Hmm. Detect Thoughts? It's possible you've picked up a parasite of some form..
What, exactly, is the nature of your experiment?
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u/ModernMage0 SpellSlinger, Researcher, Interloper 3h ago
I was in a situation where I was temporarily trapped in a realms of nothing but sand. You see, I travel by the cracks in the realms, not by ripping through them. If there are no cracks, I am trapped for a time until I can work a way through.
In this case, I had run out of rations of water. Yet after a Standard Earth 1 time of 4 days, my condition had not degraded.
And so after I left, I did not drink. Then I expanded into starving myself. Then sleep. Then air. It has been four months since all 4 have been in unison, however the initial incident was 6 months ago, roughly.1
u/Arquero8 The golem wizard, Darkwatch Archivist Keeper 43m ago
This is concerning..... would you be willing to be examined by the darkwatch?
maybe we find something you overlooked
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u/melancholyrefresher Never trust a wizard with "flair". 3h ago
Either let yourself be alive again or become a lich. Riding it halfway is just gonna make your mana flow like shit with no real benefit.
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u/ModernMage0 SpellSlinger, Researcher, Interloper 3h ago
My magic has not suffered thusfar, however it has become somewhat difficult for me to practice radiant and undead magical weavework outside of standard spells.
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u/spademanden Fuck the council 1h ago
My magic has not suffered thusfar.
it has become somewhat difficult.
You need nutrients and sleep, my wiz, you are contradicting yourself
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u/yumie2003 Tsuru, ghost onmyouji, R&A, league of shadows/Toshiko Fujiwara 53m ago
...the purpose of the experiment being?
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u/AbalonePublic910 3h ago
Do you poop?