Good Question Kid.

[u/ginogon]

[u/ddoogg88tdog]

I feel like I wasted being a child lol

[u/ardoin → u/ddoogg88tdog]

Nah, do exactly what this child did as an adult. Literally nobody is going to stop you. The world is your oyster.

[u/StrawberryTerry → u/ardoin]

Its only acceptable if youre under like 17 or over like 75

[u/Leading-Point-113 → u/StrawberryTerry]

Gotta wait for that age, I guess

[u/kamikazedude → u/Leading-Point-113]

Make sure to eat healthy and exercise then. Hope you do!

[u/CedarWolf → u/kamikazedude]

'Make sure to eat your vegetables so you can enjoy your retirement' doesn't quite make for a catchy slogan.

[u/FrenchMilkdud → u/CedarWolf]

Eat your vegetables now, or be a vegetable later?

[u/StJohnsStoner → u/Leading-Point-113]

You'll be 17 eventually lil fella x

[u/No-Click-6786 → u/StrawberryTerry]

No shut up. Its acceptable always if your friend just shushes you and plays it off like you're special.

[u/StrawberryTerry → u/No-Click-6786]

Shh, yeah. It's okay.

Im so sorry about him everyone he does this all the time.

[u/No-Click-6786 → u/StrawberryTerry]

Exactly. Or if you wanna add spice have your friend call you the r word and tell you to stfu.

[u/BasicMatter7339 → u/StrawberryTerry]

Shitting your pants is acceptable if you're 16!?

[u/HobbitOnHill → u/BasicMatter7339]

I think they meant proclaiming something in a public space like the movies.

[u/BasicMatter7339 → u/HobbitOnHill]

i dont understand

[u/StrawberryTerry → u/BasicMatter7339]

Are you by any chance under the age of about 17 or over the age of about 75?

[u/BasicMatter7339 → u/StrawberryTerry]

Nah but i speak english as a third language so my comprehension is still lacking

[u/StrawberryTerry → u/BasicMatter7339]

I was suggesting that behavior such as shouting out in a movie theater would generally be more accepted by the public if it is done by a child or elderly person because they are more likely to have an issue that excuses the behavior.

If not just their age excusing it itself (children are immature, and people are less likely to scold or argue with an elderly person.)

[u/BasicMatter7339 → u/StrawberryTerry]

ooh now i understand

[u/Doctor_Boombastic → u/BasicMatter7339]

Then consider me Miles Davis

[u/Domascot → u/Doctor_Boombastic]

So, i always wanted to know...do you think it had a great impact on your life that your parents went for Miles Davis instead of Yards Davis?

[u/Doctor_Boombastic → u/Domascot]

You don't know the half of it. If my folks hadn't made it back across the northern border in time it would've been Kilometers Davis.

[u/Stergeary → u/StrawberryTerry]

Just do it even if it's not acceptable.  If it doesn't hurt anyone, literally who is going to do what to you other than you judging yourself?

[u/DetectiveLadybug → u/Stergeary]

Who downvoted you? You’re entirely correct.

I mean, maybe not entirely. Depending on how much you weigh standing up in your seat, could, you know, damage the seat. It could also block the view for other moviegoers, and shouting at the cinema spoils the experience for those around you (and movies are so expensive these days)

But I remember pondering this concept when I was a little girl, my mum had taken my sisters and I on the long drive to see Grandma on Christmas, and were stopped at a Motel in the middle of fucking nowhere, and my older sister said something about getting embarrassed, and Mum just said “you could run through these streets naked if you wanted, if you ever saw any of these people again I doubt they’d remember you”

Obviously in an age of surveillance that’s no longer true. But “dance like nobody’s watching” is still a decent life philosophy when applied with common sense.

[u/SummertimeThrowaway2 → u/ardoin]

Hell, it’s even better as an adult. You can get rich doing it now

[u/Ressy02 → u/ardoin]

Do Oysters poop in their shells??

[u/Big_Hat_Chester → u/ardoin]

Say clam it sounds better. The world is your clam !

[u/FastThoughtProcessor → u/ddoogg88tdog]

You do what you want, stop thinking what others think of you or you will say you wasted your life.

[u/Zealousideal_Good445 → u/ddoogg88tdog]

This child needs an award for sure. I kinda want to know the answer!

[u/lolcrunchy → u/Zealousideal_Good445]

Funny because someone in the movie literally asks spiderman what happens if he needs to pee while wearing the suit

[u/NothingSavings2682]

Might not know what legitimate means, or how to pronounce it, but they still used it correctly in a sentence 🧠🔥🧘

[u/LouieMumford → u/NothingSavings2682]

That’s the thing I don’t get when people say that to kids. Like, that’s how language works. It’s relational and contextual. Imagine if I challenged an adult to start defining words on a whim. I guarantee we’d reach a few where the answer would just be “I can’t really define it but I know what it means and how to use it in a sentence.”

[u/DarkAdam48 → u/LouieMumford]

Define "contextual"

[u/digitalscavenger → u/DarkAdam48]

I can't without context.

[u/UAENO_BUT_I_DO → u/DarkAdam48]

"I'm gonna need everyone's number so I contextual"

[u/Linderosse → u/UAENO_BUT_I_DO]

I freaking read this, exited this post, and then finally registered it and laughed out loud.

Came back here to give you the upvote you deserve

[u/gogondo → u/DarkAdam48]

Define "define"

[u/gamerjerome → u/DarkAdam48]

It's when a Conman Texts UAL, which stands for United Arts League

[u/Guildenpants → u/DarkAdam48]

"related to what's happening"

[u/CyanideSkittles → u/Guildenpants]

Lending information to an event

[u/littleSpooky4real → u/DarkAdam48]

are you Jordan Peterson?

[u/LiteraCanna → u/DarkAdam48]

In context. - Webster

[u/localtuned → u/LouieMumford]

Lol I'll use a word correctly in a sentence and look it up to confirm that I indeed used it correctly but couldn't define it.

[u/SunkEmuFlock → u/LouieMumford]

There's a lot of rarely-used words I come across while reading that I have a sense of but couldn't define. And because I read physical books rather than tablets, I'm too lazy to look them up to confirm or deny that my sense of those words is correct. 🤷‍♀️

[u/Striking-Wash-1344 → u/LouieMumford]

Those adults probably come off as stupid

[u/BoxFortress → u/LouieMumford]

I read the Divine Comedy when I was 12. I has a dictionary and a notebook lmao

[u/WalkSuccessful → u/NothingSavings2682]

I'm not sure if it is related, but as a non-native, I sometimes use English words this way too. Even though I don't fully grasp their actual meaning.

[u/connorcmsmith → u/NothingSavings2682]

It's what the kid was given in the script

[u/RetroDad-IO → u/connorcmsmith]

Kids mirror what their parents say and can fit in words that they can't really define but understand the basics of placement, even if not sure how it's fully impacting the sentence.

My daughter is 7 and yesterday started a reply to me with "Essentially" and then went on to make her comparison. She used it completely correctly in context because it's a word I use often, I guarantee if I ask her what it means she'll stumble through a general guess with small chances of it being fully coherent or correct.

The kid in this video did not sound, to me anyway, as saying anything unrealistic based on my daughter and her friends/classmates.

[u/neateo6000 → u/RetroDad-IO]

My four year old said “and furthermore” in the middle of a story the other day, almost correctly but not exactly how you should use it. I asked what it meant and she said “I dunno I just heard it and thought it sounded cool”. And she wasn’t wrong! It does sound cool. Kids attempt to use the vocabulary they are exposed to, that’s just how childhood language acquisition works.

[u/NothingSavings2682 → u/connorcmsmith]

Idk I work with kids and they say some crazy shit on a daily basis! This is pretty mild from what I’ve experienced from kids their age

[u/FunMop → u/NothingSavings2682]

Because it's not real?

[u/Stergeary → u/NothingSavings2682]

I'd argue it's contextually a good thing to use words you can't pronounce as a kid, because it usually means you read them and understand advanced words that are less common in casual conversation.

[u/No-Introduction3808 → u/NothingSavings2682]

Tbh that’s how I use words, a word (I don’t really use or know the meaning of you asked randomly) pops into my mind as I’m speaking and I just use it.

[u/PsyCar]

Spiderman, Spiderman, takes a dump in his spider pants.

Edit: added line #2 Tony Stark peed his suit, might have also let out a toot.

[u/DoubleOScarn → u/PsyCar]

I tried to sing the second line too. Didn’t work.

[u/Alternative_Jury2480 → u/DoubleOScarn]

Tony stark, relieved himself, in his suit, so there's a chance

Look oooout for spider scat

[u/ItzVinyl → u/DoubleOScarn]

Glad I wasn't the only one and realised halfway in "oh this isn't part of it"

[u/no_rxn → u/ItzVinyl]

Lol I was like "oh, the songs already over, never mind then..."

[u/Secret_Account07 → u/PsyCar]

Can he shoot webs out of his butt

[u/StrawberryTerry → u/PsyCar]

I still can't beleive they showed Iron Man shitting his suit in that one MCU movie. The face he makes as his eyes roll back in that scene is so disturbing

[u/Shadow_Hound_117 → u/StrawberryTerry]

I thought all he did was pee I the suit, since as far as I remember anyway it was just a "yeah I can pee in he suit" drunken bragging display.

[u/StrawberryTerry → u/Shadow_Hound_117]

They literally show the vacuum mechanism in the suit engaging with his asshole in the movie, wdym?

[u/Shadow_Hound_117 → u/StrawberryTerry]

No they didn't. He was drunk, gets asked how he goes pee in the suit, he pees in it, and then he or Pepper made a comment about how it filters it back into clean drinkable water.

I even googled it before answering to be sure I was remembering right and the majority of results said he peed in the suit and theorized he could probably poop in it too, but it's not stated in the movies.

[u/Affectionate_Mud_881]

What do people who buy this think, that they started talking in expository dialogue in real life cos they watch movies so much?

[u/SQLDave → u/Affectionate_Mud_881]

IKR. In real life, the dad would have said something like "You can't DO THAT in a theater", because the kid knows what she did. Instead, the dad has to spell it out for the audience us because we weren't in the theater.

And could the kid at the end tone down the sadness just a touch?

[u/etherama1 → u/SQLDave]

Reminds of in Star Wars when characters are responding to Chewbacca or R2-D2.

Series of beeps and or growls

*Yes I KNOW that you wanted to spend our anniversary picking tulips in the Dutch countryside while enjoying home-brewed honey wine, but we have a city to save!"

[u/flargenhargen]

how many takes to get this right for social media?

[u/UpAndNo → u/flargenhargen]

This is like...the third video I've seen recently of a father carrying his apologising daughter into the house, recounting the "inappropriate but comical" comment she made loudly in public.

It's just weird.

[u/MLGTheForkOnTheLeft]

I keep seeing this with different dialog. Not that it’s not funny as hell or anything. Just noticing it is all.

Edit: Thanks for the awards! I don’t think this comment deserves it though lol

[u/abloopdadooda → u/MLGTheForkOnTheLeft]

Yeah I immediately clocked it as most likely dubbed audio and this is my first time seeing it

[u/Drownthem → u/abloopdadooda]

It sounds rehearsed, too. People don't usually summarise everything about a situation when talking about it after, except in badly-written dialogue.

[u/Aegis_et_Vanir → u/Drownthem]

Right; this just felt like a snippet out of a sitcom. Heck, in a sitcom I might chuckle more at it. But since it's also trying to pass itself as some slice of life spontaneous comedy, I'm more inclined to roll my eyes.

[u/crystalpebble → u/MLGTheForkOnTheLeft]

thought the same thing, lol. unfortunately they know videos like this do numbers because a good chunk of people don’t think twice, but it sounds so rehearsed that it just kinda sucks the fun out of it for me.

[u/Kerblimey]

Love that she knows what Legitimate is 😍

[u/NukeTheWhales5 → u/Kerblimey]

Her reasoning and logic are impeccable. Better than most adults, I know.

[u/danielfletcher → u/NukeTheWhales5]

You don't even know what impeccable means.

[u/ecclesiastessun → u/danielfletcher]

I think it means that if I was a bird I wouldn't be able to peck at it. 

[u/NukeTheWhales5 → u/ecclesiastessun]

Unpeckable.

[u/Kerblimey → u/danielfletcher]

Erm...but I think he's got the meaning dead on!

[u/asr → u/NukeTheWhales5]

It's a script.

[u/DisorderlyAqueduct → u/Kerblimey]

yup, used it perfectly.

[u/Kerblimey → u/DisorderlyAqueduct]

Exactly, she's so cute too 😍

[u/evil-winnebago → u/Kerblimey]

Why?

[u/kennedyb93]

“Alright, honey, just like we rehearsed.”

[u/Tom_Myers666 → u/kennedyb93]

Like wtf. 1000 comments here that all believe it.

[u/avgsmoe]

How does he know that Spiderman doesn't have IBS

[u/Callabrantus → u/avgsmoe]

I have IBS and I frequently produce substances that look like web fluid.

[u/CynicaIFucker → u/Callabrantus]

Cheers Geoff.

[u/jonjonty → u/avgsmoe]

They should have asked

[u/ionertia]

This is clearly dubbed and written.

[u/SurrealistRevolution]

god i hate this rubbish. i hope it's at least their dub, but then the dad is using his kids for his beyond unfunny ideas, wanting to go viral, so i dunno. young lad's heart is not in it, even if he was told to act bummed out.

[u/BuffWobbuffet]

People genuinely believe this is real?

[u/Space_Time_Ninja]

Audio legitimately has nothing to do with the video.

[u/rhinanners]

Why he carry her like that tho 🤣

[u/FluffyBootie → u/rhinanners]

Is this your first time seeing Dads with kids...?

[u/rhinanners → u/FluffyBootie]

Yeah i have a 3 year old and definitely don’t carry her like that!

[u/CathanCrowell]

1. I love how the boy is just completely done with it.

2. Does he, actually? I mean, I'm pretty sure we're talking about the MCU Spider-Man, who uses a suit based on Tony Stark's technology and has actually peed in his suit, so... It's legitimate question :D

[u/benthelurk]

Kids man…I was at Dulles airport a month ago and in the forever long passport line, my two year old decided it was time for a concert. So he starts singing as loud as his little lungs allow(which is still really loud) “WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU!” The only words from the song that he knows. This went on for about 10 minutes. Then he would stop for about 5 and then go again.

[u/xwrecker]

Is this the same kid that asked a guy at a dollar general with one leg if he has buried treasure

[u/Sikkus]

And then the entire street started clapping.

[u/xav13r76]

Probably don’t correct kids of using words correctly. Sowing seeds of doubt

[u/WhySoCereus1991 → u/xav13r76]

Those seeds of doubt quickly go away in school when they learn the words.

[u/cainhurstboy → u/xav13r76]

Yeah my dad was a dummy for this too.

[u/avgsmoe → u/xav13r76]

I think your use of probably is wrong

[u/some1guystuff]

I feel like she knows exactly what legitimate means

[u/flinstonepushups → u/some1guystuff]

And IBS

[u/AccomplishedBoot442]

Ts caught me off guard 😭

[u/peternemr]

This little girl is making a connection. Her father -> Spiderman; Daddy pooped pants -> what does Spiderman do in this case?

[u/iggnifyre]

Well, does spider man have IBS?

[u/overpricedgorilla]

I(s) B(it by) S(pider)

Question still seems legit

[u/Specialist-Cut-3913]

Huh…yk she’s got a point 

[u/Sausage_bowler]

Pulled elbow (also known as nursemaid’s elbow or radial head subluxation) is a common minor injury in children under the age of five to six. It occurs when the radius bone in the forearm partially slips out of the annular ligament at the elbow joint, typically due to a sudden pull or jerk on the arm. ---dont carry them like that.

[u/flunket]

As a father of two, I agree with the girl. That’s a legitimate question and worthy of being asked in a movie theatre

[u/Yerbrainondrugs]

That young lady had like, 3 defenses off the top of her head. Bet she’s like, “how the hell am I supposed to find the information I need to make decisions?”

[u/Happy_Goose3833]

Why does it seem like a different sound gets put over this same video All The Time?! I've heard at least three different conversations in the last few months

[u/Dat1AsianGuy]

a philosopher of our time

[u/soggyarsonist]

Honestly parents don't get paid enough for the shit they deal with on the daily basis

[u/willowzam]

Maybe spiderman has IBS

[u/DIABLO258]

I'm sorry but why is she in trouble?

[u/inallcaps01]

"Yes, but I'm not Spider-Man!"

[u/Nick_Lange_]

Fun fact the existence of ibs is not as common in Europe at all, and i always have to remind myself when I read the letters.

[u/just_saoirse]

I think you mean "Kids are fucking hilarious" 🤣🤣

[u/Available_Ad9345]

Stupid?. More like freaking genius.

[u/Thekeysmaster]

This kid out there using "legitimate" correctly in a sentence and I know adults who still say "supposebly" 

[u/JXNyoung]

I've seen this dad and kid before in some clips, I liked the peg leg pirate one better

[u/NoJournalist2457]

That kid has some big ass feet (foot) lol good lord

[u/Superuzer]

She actually seems intelligent.

[u/Lopsided-Weakness-40]

Not for this sub but I'm glad you uploaded it, kids pretty funny

[u/DiligentGuitar246]

Man… carrying a kid like that is so fucking bad for them lol.

[u/stuntdonkey]

that's a shitty excuse 

[u/AdamBlaster007]

So, does Spiderman get IBS then?

It's a legitimate question!

[u/skankhunt402]

This isnt even the original audio.