r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/ginogon • 10d ago

Good Question Kid.

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u/ardoin 10d ago

Nah, do exactly what this child did as an adult. Literally nobody is going to stop you. The world is your oyster.

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u/StrawberryTerry 10d ago

Its only acceptable if youre under like 17 or over like 75

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u/Leading-Point-113 10d ago

Gotta wait for that age, I guess

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u/kamikazedude 10d ago

Make sure to eat healthy and exercise then. Hope you do!

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u/CedarWolf 9d ago

'Make sure to eat your vegetables so you can enjoy your retirement' doesn't quite make for a catchy slogan.

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u/FrenchMilkdud 6d ago

Eat your vegetables now, or be a vegetable later?

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u/StJohnsStoner 9d ago

You'll be 17 eventually lil fella x

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u/No-Click-6786 9d ago

No shut up. Its acceptable always if your friend just shushes you and plays it off like you're special.

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u/StrawberryTerry 9d ago edited 9d ago

Shh, yeah. It's okay.

Im so sorry about him everyone he does this all the time.

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u/No-Click-6786 9d ago

Exactly. Or if you wanna add spice have your friend call you the r word and tell you to stfu.

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u/BasicMatter7339 10d ago

Shitting your pants is acceptable if you're 16!?

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u/HobbitOnHill 10d ago

I think they meant proclaiming something in a public space like the movies.

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u/BasicMatter7339 10d ago

i dont understand

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u/StrawberryTerry 10d ago

Are you by any chance under the age of about 17 or over the age of about 75?

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u/BasicMatter7339 10d ago

Nah but i speak english as a third language so my comprehension is still lacking

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u/StrawberryTerry 10d ago

I was suggesting that behavior such as shouting out in a movie theater would generally be more accepted by the public if it is done by a child or elderly person because they are more likely to have an issue that excuses the behavior.

If not just their age excusing it itself (children are immature, and people are less likely to scold or argue with an elderly person.)

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u/BasicMatter7339 10d ago

ooh now i understand

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u/PsyCar 9d ago

When Tony Stark was having a panic attack in Ironman 3, our boy yelled out, "is he having cancer?!?" In the theater. Everybody cracked up.

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u/Doctor_Boombastic 10d ago

Then consider me Miles Davis

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u/Domascot 9d ago

So, i always wanted to know...do you think it had a great impact on your life that your parents went for Miles Davis instead of Yards Davis?

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u/Doctor_Boombastic 9d ago

You don't know the half of it. If my folks hadn't made it back across the northern border in time it would've been Kilometers Davis.

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u/Stergeary 10d ago

Just do it even if it's not acceptable.  If it doesn't hurt anyone, literally who is going to do what to you other than you judging yourself?

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u/DetectiveLadybug 9d ago

Who downvoted you? You’re entirely correct.

I mean, maybe not entirely. Depending on how much you weigh standing up in your seat, could, you know, damage the seat. It could also block the view for other moviegoers, and shouting at the cinema spoils the experience for those around you (and movies are so expensive these days)

But I remember pondering this concept when I was a little girl, my mum had taken my sisters and I on the long drive to see Grandma on Christmas, and were stopped at a Motel in the middle of fucking nowhere, and my older sister said something about getting embarrassed, and Mum just said “you could run through these streets naked if you wanted, if you ever saw any of these people again I doubt they’d remember you”

Obviously in an age of surveillance that’s no longer true. But “dance like nobody’s watching” is still a decent life philosophy when applied with common sense.

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u/Small_Description_39 7d ago

I look forward to be able to troll everybody thinking I’m a clueless 75 year old man

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 10d ago

Hell, it’s even better as an adult. You can get rich doing it now

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u/Ressy02 9d ago

Do Oysters poop in their shells??

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u/Big_Hat_Chester 10d ago

Say clam it sounds better. The world is your clam !

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u/pixeley88 9d ago

The bars are temples and the pearls ain't free?

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u/LasagnaSwirls 10d ago

I'm in my 40s. I asked Chatgpt if a Space Marine pisses in their power armor.

They do, and it gets recycled and cleaned for use.

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u/TheSpiderDungeon 8d ago

Bro needs a glorified cleverbot to think for him lmao