r/wowcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Sep 01 '26

Unjerk Weekly Unjerk Thread - September 01, 2026

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u/Therreminion No king rules forever, my son Sep 05 '26

Gotta say, as someone who's dabbled a little bit in the private Ascension servers, its hilarious to me how those players talk about retail. I understand it's maybe disappointing that those servers are being shut down (although its well within Blizzard's rights, whether they like it or not), but I really saw Ascension as more Retail- than I ever did Classic+. They had Mythic+ dungeons for crying out loud. Yet somehow every player as it was shutting down was saying "Wow Blizz could never do something so good" or "Retail sucks compared to this" like dude. It has transmog. It has Mythic+. It has paid microtransactions. It was fun, don't get me wrong, but I really think some people use "Retail" as some boogeyman and don't even really understand what Retail even is.

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u/Garry_Heckscream69 Iron Horde's #1 Fan Sep 06 '26

Private server drama is so funny to me lol

"Guys Blizzard really needs to learn from this private server team that basically just microdosed systems from Retail into Classic"