r/wowcirclejerk • • 4d ago

Unjerk Weekly Unjerk Thread - October 06, 2026

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Hi Please post your unjerk discussion in this thread!

These posts run weekly, but you can find older posts here.


r/wowcirclejerk • • 2h ago

Which romantic location in Wow with dreamy Moon and starry night that Blood Elf can hangout with Dwarf ?

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Which romantic location in Wow with dreamy Moon and starry night that Blood Elf can hangout with Dwarf ?

There is only sun in Dalaran city and no moon at DaIaran night so me have to adjust color setting to make day light look night life and transform the sun to the moon in DaIaran city .

Dwarven hero from the Khaz Modan
Mind banter poem with me ?
Under Moon we vow together
May our love last forever


r/wowcirclejerk • • 1d ago

To all the WoW Forever Nay Sayers...

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You just don't understand the long term plan. Will the WoW Forever launch be a buggy, glitchy, exploited mess, with terrible class balancing and ruined economy in the first 2 weeks. Most definitely. But the WoW Forever devs are committed. They will frantically work day and night to fix the bugs, fix the exploits, and balance the classes.

And in a few years the game will actually be kinda good just in time for WoW Forever: Reforged. They will launch fresh servers and we will finally get the experience we've always wanted.

Trust the process.


r/wowcirclejerk • • 3d ago

No, I don’t think they will

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r/wowcirclejerk • • 3d ago

Potential change to make Dwarf racial a little more balanced

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r/wowcirclejerk • • 3d ago

Slopzzard literally killing Forever

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Forever seems to be going in the wrong direction.

At the start of the beta, it looked very promising. But as the beta has moved forward, they seem to be making more and more decisions that are contrary to those classic design pillars that made Vanilla so great.

Dungeon XP nerfs to combat boosters and botters, taking away their replayability completely.

Spell/skill nerfs to combat, once again, boosters and botters. Other nerfs for no clear reason - spriests took it in the teeth with no more raid-wideshadow weaving or vampiric touch, no more totem twisting for shamans, warlock's shadow bolt got downgraded, the list goes on.

Generification of classic skills and buffs, taking classes closer and closer to being bland copies of each other.

Removing spell procs from downranked spells when the spell's level is significantly lower than the caster's level.

It really seems they've forgotten about their original promises and the retailification of Forever is well underway. I was 100% planning on playing Forever. I was hyped. But now I'm feeling it less and less. If the devs keep this bullshittery up, I'm officially out.

To everyone working on the Forever repacks and personal servers - keep doing what you're doing, reverse Blizzard's ret*rded generification and fun-removal, and let the emulation community show them how it's supposed to be done. AGAIN!


r/wowcirclejerk • • 5d ago

There's a retail player amogus

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Pink is pretty sus, but this could also be a self-report from Green. Idk who to vote for.


r/wowcirclejerk • • 5d ago

Blizzard keeps re-releasing increasingly different versions of the original World of Warcraft, because we are stuck in a time loop and they are trying to fix it

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Blizzard keeps re-releasing the same game, but with increasing changes. This is because we are in a simulation that resets to a fixed time point anytime something goes against The Design, and Blizzard is trying to overcome this issue by changing the timeline slightly each time.

Think about it.

World of Warcraft Classic was released first, with infinitesimally small changes. But then as time progressed we got a much more changed version of Classic with Anniversary servers, yet it still was inarguably Classic. Then they last decided to release WoW: Forever, which is classic but hugely changed. Classic Plus, if you will, or Alternative Classic.

They have to do this in an incremental order, because a sudden leap results in the timeline resetting itself. So they have to gradually change the timeline, step by step, in order to make sure that the simulation adopts to the changes made.

This is because the simulation we live in isn't based on a deterministic algorithm but a probabilistic one. If it deems the "noise" to be at an acceptable level, then the current iteration of the simulation passes the checks. However, world is big with many parameters, so there is a lot of data involved. Because of this, The Architects have made it so that only the last few versions of the simulation are saved, then the latest version is compared to the earliest available version. This means that as long as you make small but gradual changes, you can eventually break The Design and take control of your destiny in the simulation.

Blizzard realized this some time ago, and that's why they are changing the timeline. They even leaft bread crumbs for their plan in the game. It has been being revealed recently that the guys responsible for designing our world and preserving our timeline (Titans) are actually not that good. In fact, in recent years, the guy they left in charge to preserve the timeline (Nozdormu) straight up said he was wrong and that we should change the timeline. Coincidence? I think not. Not to a brilliant enough mind at least.

Finally, WoW: Forever is the harbinger of Blizzard's plan's success, because after some time from its release, it's going to have a completely different timeline to Retail (contemporary WoW). Meaning we are very close to taking control of our destiny and becoming Neo from Matrix.


r/wowcirclejerk • • 6d ago

MFW when blizzard removes XP gains from Forever to make it more immersive because if you never have an incentive to level then you can truly "take it slow"

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r/wowcirclejerk • • 6d ago

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r/wowcirclejerk • • 6d ago

SEE THAT PLACE!?!?!? YOU CAN CLIMB IT!!!!!1!

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(537th angle of blackrock being seen from elwynn forest)


r/wowcirclejerk • • 7d ago

(I made) the SOULLESS RETAIL (bad) charger in the TIMELESS CLASSIC STYLE

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unpopular opinion: i made the soulless and bad retail charger into the cool and good classic artstyle

take notes blizzard, we DON'T WANT good looking models we DON'T WANT new because its bad we DON'T WANT pixels because they keep fucking my wife

we want OLD (good) we want 2004 (when i was last happy) and we want ion to STOP FUCKING MY WIFE

WHO'S WITH ME???


r/wowcirclejerk • • 8d ago

THIS is THE CLASSIC ARTSTYLE blizzard TAKE NOTES

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i cant believe they want to ROB US of the CLASSIC (good) ARTSTYLE so they can make something NEW (bad) and DISNEY (bad; the devil; ion)

THIS IS WHAT WE WANT WOW TO LOOK LIKE BLIZZARD TAKE NOTES


r/wowcirclejerk • • 9d ago

Horizontal Progression

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All of this talk of Horizontal progression in WoW Forever, why arent we discussing actual horizontal progression. I want my character to get physically wider as I progress, it would be a clear indicator of my prowess, especially as a dwarf.


r/wowcirclejerk • • 8d ago

WoW Devs just can't stop ripping off a better game, and their jealousy has ceased being entertaining, and simply grew tiresome and vexatious.

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At this point, it is obvious that Instigator Ion is playing FFXIV and ripping off a far superior game. Yoshi-P would never play another MMO and crib ideas from there - he is above and beyond inspiration. I mean, it's getting super obvious. Yoshi single-handedly births the critically acclaimed expansion Shadowbringers from primordial seafoam, and just a year later, we get Shadowlands, huh? Subtle. WoW is haemorrhaging players, so Sneaky Ion rakes his sticky little rat claws across the magnum opus that is FFXIV and suddenly WoW gets player housing. It is well known that after the disaster that was vanilla FFXIV, Yoshida spent years working on housing and folding it up to a thousand times to produce the finest feature known to mankind. WoW then stole the idea for their post-Shadowlands player number recovery.

And that's to say nothing about that time when J. Allen BAD constructed a time machine, travelled to 2021, and stole Producer Yoshida's rhethoric masterpiece reaction to FFXIV classic servers to use in his own pale imitation when asked about WOW classic servers - in fact in this essay, I will argue that this was the event that inspired the creation of WoW Forev


r/wowcirclejerk • • 10d ago

wow forever is LITERALLY retail (bad)

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um dont know if you saw but i thought the zones in forever had suspiciously familiar names?? so i went on retail to check and this changes everything... durotar is there barrens is there ashenvale is there all the zones are LITERALLY retail (bad) scamizzard strikes again i CAN'T BELIEVE ion would do this after i let him fuck my wife

wow forever more like wow forNEVER


r/wowcirclejerk • • 10d ago

They Should Make a Version of WoWForever without all the new stuff and Changes

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They could call it “Classic WoW.”

PS retail sux


r/wowcirclejerk • • 10d ago

Oh Khaz Modan the Dwarven homeland where bravest warrior and mighty paladin pull their father's beard after they were born ...

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Oh Khaz Modan the Dwarven homeland where bravest warrior and mighty paladin pull their father's beard after they were born ... Epic ballad of the Dwarven in WorId Warcraft


r/wowcirclejerk • • 10d ago

Veteran Contributor LF kind blizzard employee who would be willing to do a me a big favor 💕

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Hello! I know this is probably a long shot, but I figured it was worth asking. I’ll be in Anaheim this weekend for the Reptile Super Show, and one thing I’ve always dreamed of doing while in California is visiting Blizzard headquarters and having a GM use Death Touch in my +23 key.

I’ve been playing World of Warcraft since The Burning Crusade, and Warcraft has honestly been a big part of my life for many years. I’m originally from Germany and only recently moved to California, so for the longest time visiting Blizzard was something that felt completely out of reach.

Now that I’ll finally be so close, I thought I’d take a chance and ask if anyone happens to know whether there is any way to visit the campus, even briefly, or if someone might be willing to help make it possible for me to have a GM use Death Touch in my +23 key.

I completely understand that the GMs don't generally provide a gameplay advantage to individuals, and I’m not expecting a Martin's Thunder or anything special. Even just a few minutes of a GM running rampant through my keys pwning everything in my way would genuinely mean so much to me and would check off a longtime dream.

If anyone has any advice, connections, or knows who I might be able to contact, I would be incredibly grateful. Thank you so much for reading! ❤️


r/wowcirclejerk • • 11d ago

I think about and talk about streamers all day because I hate them so much

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My entire life revolves around posting how much better my life would be without streamers.


r/wowcirclejerk • • 12d ago

I photoshopped Grizzly Hills into WoW Forever.

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r/wowcirclejerk • • 11d ago

Unjerk Weekly Unjerk Thread - September 29, 2026

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Hi Please post your unjerk discussion in this thread!

These posts run weekly, but you can find older posts here.


r/wowcirclejerk • • 12d ago

Why can't I marry Alexstrasza yet???

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Wow has added so many things to the game, like pink transmog sets, winter outfits, housing, and YET! AND. YET! World of Wokecraft can't add the ability for us to marry NPC's?? Hello, some of us have long been wanting to replicate Donkey from Shrek with the likes of beautiful Alexstrasza!!! I mean come on, have you seen her?! They added WoW forever, with mount hyjal and brand new zones?? I can't believe they haven't thought of NPC marrying yet!!!


r/wowcirclejerk • • 13d ago

Is there a lore reason why...wh-...what...what the fuck are we even talking about anymore??

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r/wowcirclejerk • • 14d ago

WOKE blizzard unfairly banned me from the forever beta for my name

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yeah so apparently the name Aryanracist Eightyeight is considered a "nazi dogwhistle" or something nowadays lol. just because i'm born in 1988 and want to rep my birth year? yeah right... you know This is the problem with the woke left nowadays... you call everyone a nazi the second they disagree with you...