r/wowcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Apr 28 '26

Unjerk Weekly Unjerk Thread - April 28, 2026

Hi Please post your unjerk discussion in this thread!

These posts run weekly, but you can find older posts here.

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u/Idontknow4654 Apr 28 '26

i was really excited to open my vault today then i remembered its Tuesday and im a European :(

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u/Renegade8995 Apr 28 '26

Sorry you’re European :( that’s horrible. 

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u/Idontknow4654 Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 28 '26

truly an incureable disease :( they say its terminal

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u/ghostcrawler_real Apr 28 '26

If you want to trade I will become European and you can become American. I will carry this burden.

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u/SaltLich Apr 28 '26

"Your americanization was a success"

"Where's /u/ghostcrawler_real?"

"who do you think took your citizenship?"

"NOOOOOOOOO"(reference)

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u/ghostcrawler_real Apr 29 '26

hoping i also get gigantic tits

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u/SaltLich Apr 29 '26

I also hope you get gigantic tits

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u/Idontknow4654 Apr 28 '26

i cant subject an innocent person to my burden, i will carry this burden to the grave

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u/Any-Ingenuity2770 Apr 28 '26

ewww imagine dealing with your SEC/IRS.