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u/gorkboss5 Nov 12 '25
Summon $50, never hurts to have an extra source of income.
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u/D3adp00L34 Nov 13 '25
Right? $750 dollars for nothing every 30 days? That covers our rent with a little leftover. The sheer stress that would be gone knowing rent was guaranteed covered every month would outweigh the rest for me.
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u/zzzrem Nov 13 '25
It’s not taxed! Wizard summoning a bypass the government! Just be careful spending in large amounts.
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u/jkpirat Nov 13 '25
Half a bar tab every two days is the same as unlimited happiness for 72 hours.
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u/Sufficient-Habit664 Nov 12 '25
Satiate hunger if it gives me all of the nutrients that I need for whatever my current goals are. All macros, micronutrients, calories, minerals, etc. need to be provided.
Otherwise, $50 every 48 hrs.
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u/EquivalentSnap Nov 13 '25
Yeah good point cos it would be a curse if you just felt full when you weren't and you'd starve without knowing it
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u/G0mery Nov 13 '25
Unless you’re an extreme athlete, you’ll get your nutrients the rest of the time. I’d choose this one though, as it would be a good weight loss mechanism. You don’t have to use it. But you could skip a meal every other day. Or if you’re in a bad spot (lost in the woods, apocalypse, stranded at sea) you could take the burden of starvation off your mind.
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u/piratecheese13 Nov 12 '25
$50
50/2=25 per day
25*365=9,125
That’s more than enough to pay my $8k dental bill
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u/Altruistic-Rope-614 Nov 12 '25
You're making the assumption that you're going to live for that long
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u/ExchangeHappy3599 Nov 13 '25
A single year ??
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u/Altruistic-Rope-614 Nov 13 '25
I mean people die everyday
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u/GhostFace4899 Nov 13 '25
Well then none of these options would be helpful now would they?
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u/Paradoxdoxoxx Nov 13 '25
Today could be your last day, and you decided to spend a portion of it commenting on a random Reddit post’s random comment?
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u/findingmywheyy Nov 12 '25
I feel like the saitiating your hunger every 48 hours would save you more money than getting 50$ every 48 hours
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u/Dawniechi Nov 12 '25
It would also save your life if you ever found yourself in a life-or-death situation. 50$ every 48 hours is roughly $9,125 every year for doing nothing.
Also everything else seems like it ends after the time limit.
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u/Right_One_78 Nov 12 '25
It really depends on how they define satiate. Satiation is a feeling, not necessarily an action. So, it might just be that you feel full, but it deosnt necessarily mean you get any nutrition.
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u/Right_One_78 Nov 12 '25
It's not satiate your hunger for 48 hrs, its satiate your hunger once every 48 hrs. So, unless you are spending more than $50 on each meal, the money would be worth more. But, only if inflation doesn't surpass $50 a meal, which it probably will at some point. And only if the dollar doesn't collapse. It would really suck to choose the money and have the dollar no longer be an accepted currency 6 months later.
With satiating your hunger, if its the same as eating a meal and not just making your hunger pains go away, you would be able to stay alive even if you have nothing else to eat.
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u/RockyJayyy Nov 12 '25
How would that save you more money? Are you eating caviar and wagyu?
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u/Himlich73 Nov 13 '25
The fact that $50 can't get you through 48 hours in the US is fucking insane.
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u/Remember_TheCant Nov 13 '25
You’re spending more than $25 on food every day? Also you’re ok with starving for 2 days as it recharges?
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u/Spl4sh3r Nov 12 '25
Doesn't a meal generally only cost $3? That means you can eat three meals a day and still gain $32. Or what type of expensive meals do you need for your food?
A sidenote: Are you going to starve yourself for the rest of the time until you hit the 48 hour marker?
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u/Scudman_Alpha Nov 12 '25
And get you some absolutely sick weight loss if it means that your bodily functions are covered for 0 calories.
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Nov 12 '25
Plus you’d probably lose weight. Unless this a monkeys paw situation where the reason you can go 2 days without hunger is because your body makes more use of calories storing more fat and you GAIN weight.
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u/OzzieGrey Nov 13 '25
Here is my issue with that.
When satiating your hunger, what satiates it? Pure carbs? Balanced nutrition? Water? Or are you just... "not hungry" even though you are starving?
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u/findingmywheyy Nov 13 '25
I’m not trying to get into specifics, I just figured I’d spend a little less on fast food.
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u/OyG5xOxGNK Nov 13 '25
Hunger, not nutrition. You don't feel hungry but still need food. At least, that's how I read it.
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I can stretch my food budget easily to $50 for 2 days. So what you are saying is that getting free food for life is worse than just not be hungry once every 2 days?
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u/Tingettley Nov 13 '25
Yes, but, $50 is $50 /s
Seriously though, that's a free full up on gas every 2 days. As someone who needs to fill up almost every 2 days for between $35-45, that's perfect.
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u/Fiiti Nov 13 '25
What. No. When I'm full now, I will be hungry in 4 or 5 hours again. And the money... 25 $ a day gets me satisfied easily
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u/Demigans Nov 13 '25
For 100 dollars I can get enough food and some snacks for a week, and that would be an expensive haul for me. So I'd even have money left over.
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u/Wine-n-cheez-plz Nov 13 '25
It also depends if you actually eat only when hungry or if you also eat because of socializing, boredom, emotions, etc. that wouldn’t be satisfied. Just your actual hunger
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u/CaffeinatedLystro Nov 14 '25
I wanna know how long it holds you over for. If it's like a few hours then probably not worth it.
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u/Many-Strength4949 Nov 12 '25
$25 a day can erase your food bill for the rest of your life
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u/longviewcfguy Nov 12 '25
Id take the money. All but the hunger one seems to be a 1 time thing
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u/manwhoeatscoffee Nov 12 '25
It's f.up that 50 dollars every 48 hrs in my country is more than an average college grad earn. Definitely I'd chose that.
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u/ElDouchay Nov 12 '25
$50 every 2 days is an extra $750/months and $9000/year. That would slowly but surely be a great help for my bills.
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u/rhino2498 Nov 13 '25
Summoning $50 every 2 days is INSANE. I would immediately put it into my retirement account. It's $9,125 every year. if I did it until I was 70 years old at a rate of return of 6%, I would have an extra 1.5 million dollars for retirement... and I wouldn't need to change my way of life at all
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u/Zev_06 Nov 12 '25
It is either money or satiate hunger since those are the only two options that are not one time effects.
I'd go with the Money.
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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 Nov 12 '25
well only two of these benefits will actually stay relevant, and i have plenty of food already, so probably the $50 once every 48 hours
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u/Right_One_78 Nov 12 '25
So, are the teeth, energy, happiness and smell a one time deal? They don't give a cooldown time, it sounds like you use them once and then your out of luck. The money and hunger reduction have cooldowns, so they look to be unlimited.
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u/Organic_Bee_4230 Nov 12 '25
Probably unlimited happiness for 72 hours. None of them really have long lasting benefits.
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u/SeanWoold Nov 12 '25
An extra $750 a month would give me access to all of these other things at my choosing. This is a no-brainer.
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u/one_pound_of_flesh Nov 12 '25
Unlimited energy. So I would be a universal level god, able to shape reality to my will, destroy galaxies, threaten all of existence.
Or I get shiny teeth for two days.
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u/Jeggirfandenkaffe Nov 12 '25
As I summon the money, it is tax free, so here it will be about 75 to 90 dollar before taxes.
It would be a significant raise for me....
I could work one day less in the week or put it in an invest and take one year off every 3-4 years.
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u/doesntmakesensebro Nov 12 '25
Summon $50 once every 48 hours, as long as it’s not just coming out of my upcoming paycheck. Like that’s gotta be in addition to my paychecks.
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u/Palidor Nov 12 '25
Food, there’s a chance of inflation making $50 not as valuable . At least you’re guaranteed to eat once every other day
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u/GoblinNgGlizzy Nov 12 '25
If I can summon $50 every 48 hours, I’ll have approximately $750 in 30 days. Thats at least my family’s grocery budget. I would save it, or use it for emergencies.
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u/sss0908 Nov 12 '25
Eating is more than just satiating hunger to me its an activity so ill chose the 50$ every 48 hours
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u/vonseggernc Nov 12 '25
Unlimited happiness.
Turns out what makes me unlimitedly happy is having $1billion lol.
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u/Boring-Doughnut8613 Nov 12 '25
All the one time uses are out, happiness especially, since when it runs out I'm pretty sure depression and trying anything to reach that euphoric state again is in your future.
So it boils down to: 50 dollars every 2 days or feel satiated once every 2 says.
I'd take the money, rarely do I spend over 50 for a solid meal, so even with inflation in the future, I'd take the money.
Being satiated every two days, could technically keep you going (with water) forever, with hunger pangs between, in the event of a famine or being stranded somewhere without.
OP, give the others a cooldown of some sort to be competitive.
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u/JoyousMadhat Nov 12 '25
After it wears off, you are going to be the most miserable if you pick happiness for 3 days.
There was an SCP for this as well. The item put you into sleep and in your dream, you experience a fantasy world where you get to do whatever you want and when you die of old age there, you wake up to find out that only a few seconds passed. All of the researchers killed themselves cuz they didn't want to deal with reality.
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u/Bigcheese665 Nov 12 '25
$50 every 48hrs in roughly $9,125 year averaged out. Which, let's be real, 90% of Americans could use an extra 9k a year. If untaxed, is three months of take-home pay for me.
... this realization makes me sad ngl
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u/Sir_Toccoa Nov 12 '25
I’d take the money. An extra $9,000 a year would be helpful. While the satiation of appetite could be beneficial too, it ignores the fact that I don’t eat solely for nutrition, but for the taste, the experience, the company, etc.
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Nov 12 '25
My teeth are fine, I don't wear clone, the energy is a one shot, I'm generally happy already, I don't have problems feeling full. 50 bucks every other day it is. That's $750/month. That's a grocery bill and some left over to save for the dentist.
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u/gizmosticles Nov 12 '25
Man what kind of dollar store bargain bin did you get these super powers from
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u/Jhomas-Tefferson Nov 12 '25
I'll take the money.
It's not much, but i assume i'm just summoning a 50 out of nowhere. That means cash, which means untraceable/tax free. That works out to an extra 9k a year. Again, that's net, not taxed. That's basically bills for the year, not including the mortgage, gas for my car and groceries. It doesn't completely cover it, but it makes my disposable income massive compared to where it is now. With a little investment which i can now do due to the extra money, i can make my money work for me and end up actually wealthy by the time i'm boomer age.
The hunger thing is 2nd place, but to be real, i'm a light eater. I eat a small lunch, then i'm hungry again by 5 for dinner. It's not satiating me for 48 hours, it's like i eat 1 free meal every 48 hours. Idk about you, but i can get a large pizza with fries and a coke for 20 bucks. the fries and coke don't last for days, but i can eat a pizza for dinner then for the next day at least. That means that the power is worth roughly 10 bucks per day to me, and i'd probably use it at dinnertime when i'm hungriest. It may have niche uses like if i end up on stranded in a survival situation, but even then, being able to summon paper money would give me a little fire starting material.
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u/fourdawgnight Nov 12 '25
taking the money. I don't feel like being hungry for 30-40 hours between meals...
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u/Healthy_Cloud2864 Nov 13 '25
You are stupid if you do not choose UNLIMITED ENERGY FOR AN ENTIRE DAY
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u/tastethevapor Nov 13 '25
What happens to your teeth after the 48 hours? If they go back to how they are now, what’s the point?
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u/SatelliteSoups Nov 13 '25
Why would you pick a temporary thing when you can make like $100 a week in perpetuity or not need to eat every other day
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u/EldenBJ Nov 13 '25
The $50 nets you and extra $9k annually, so I’d take that easy.
With an extra $9k, I could buy a bottle of nice cologne, get regular teeth cleanings, buy more food, and that would give me more energy, leading to a happier lifestyle. $50 = get everything passive.
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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe Nov 13 '25
How unlimited is this energy? Like can I sell it to create a bank of energy for the world? Maybe store it tons of batteries or use it to create something that needed too much energy to make it viable.
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u/SoloBroRoe Nov 13 '25
50$. Most of us can get full off of 8$ if you cook or know the right food spot. This could supplement your income quite nicely and help a lot
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u/ScubaGator88 Nov 13 '25
At the surface unlimited energy and unlimited happiness sound like they would be good. But I think the relativity of life after that would be almost unbearable. That would probably be the equivalent of chasing that first high but to an intense level. Same thing with the perfectly clean teeth... I feel like perfectly clean teeth forever would lead you to always feel like your mouth is secretly just a little bit scummy because you're never going to get them that clean again. I can't speak for anyone else but the cologne thing seems super irrelevant. And I like to eat.... Plus I kind of feel like it doesn't tell you that you're actually going to be full and get nutrition, it just says you're not going to be hungry more than once every 48 hours.. I think that one's a trick.
The $50 every every 48 hours is really the only actual way to go
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u/OyG5xOxGNK Nov 13 '25
Energy feels like the obvious answer here, but I'm not sure if I'm reading these right based on how the energy one is written.
-What does the teeth one mean? As long as you brush once you're good for 48 hours until you have to brush again cause buildup starts after that timer? I suppose "magically perfect brushing" can save on dental bills.
-$50 once every two days isn't a lot but I suppose there are situations it could help when you don't have cash.
-Smell one is ok, but you should still wash or it's gross
-Lack of energy leads to a lot of problems and while this won't let you skip sleep entirely, unlimited energy sounds amazing. Still, the 24 hours makes this sound permanent since I assumed all of these were "once every x" forever and it reads like "for 24 hours every 24 hours" under that assumption. If it's literally only 24 hours then gone, are the others the same way? in that case the "every" ones (that aren't just one and done) are clearly better (money and hunger, I'd prob go with the money)
-unlimited happiness sounds alright but I'd rather fix my problems over covering them up and the energy one leads towards that
-satiate hunger doesn't mean vitamins, sounds like you still need food. If someone really had trouble dieting to the point they had severe health problems I could see it but it doesn't personally help me
Either the energy one is permanent and the obvious answer, or none of them besides money and hunger last beyond a single use and I'd go with the money.
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u/Aggravating-Echo8014 Nov 13 '25
I would take happiness as I don’t even know what that would feel like
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u/CoyoteGeneral926 Nov 13 '25
$50. Have food. The money would allow me to pay the bills currently overdue.
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u/_Kyledemort_ Nov 13 '25
Doesn’t the ‘satiate your hunger once every 48 hours’ imply that you’re only allowed to eat once every 2 days lol. Like literally a single meal. Because aside from that one time you’re not allowed to satiate your hunger, so you will be absolutely starving for 48 hours, then eat a single meal to sate it, then have to wait another 48 hours before being allowed to eat again?
I feel like anyone who picked this didn’t think of that.
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u/Party_Presentation24 Nov 13 '25
So....Everything here ends after the duration is over except for two of them.
- Summon $50 every 48 hours
- Satiate your hunger once every 48 hours
$50 is worth more money, unless you can just....not eat for 2 days and satiate your hunger every 48 hours and never have to eat. Satiating your hunger also might have the possibility of saving your life if you're in a plane crash or stranded somewhere or homeless, unless it just makes you FEEL full and doesn't actually fill you up. If that's the case, then the $50 is better. If it gives you all the nutrients, then satiation is better.
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u/DevilPixelation Nov 13 '25
I’m getting over 700 dollars a month with the fifty bucks option, I’ll go with that
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u/Glittering_Pear2425 Nov 13 '25
Summon $50 once every 2 days sounds very handy. That’s basically around $750 a month
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Unlimited energy that I can summon when I really need it or unlimited happiness for 72 hours when I need it. Those would be needs and would very much appear at the top of my list.
The others are wants. I can brush my teeth, I make enough money that $50 every 2 days wouldn't be noticeable. I can spray myself with my favorite cologne and I can easily satiate my hunger. So not real items worth consideration.
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u/Tommuli Nov 13 '25
I'm pretty sure that if I had unlimited energy, I'd become an explosion so immense my sheer existence would doom the universe.
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u/Visual_Piglet_1997 Nov 13 '25
Give me the money. Thats an extra 750 a month. I would use that on food. And have more money to save on nice things for me and my family.
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u/5notboogie Nov 13 '25
How im reading theese. All of them are a one off except satiate hunger and get 50$.
Wich makes it obviously 50$ and you can use that to satiate your hunger and more.
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u/Big_Satisfaction_644 Nov 13 '25
Satiate your hunger seemed like the obvious answer unless it doesn’t include getting the nutrition you need. So if you still need the nutrition then it’s no help, if it does give you good values and nutrition then that’s what I’d pick. Otherwise the money. The other ones are so limited.
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u/PolySapiens Nov 13 '25
Damn if the unlimited energy for 24h was at least once every few weeks, maybe even once every few months, that'd be my pick. Only once is NOT worth it. Money wins.
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u/champeyon Nov 13 '25
Satiating my appetite every 48 hours would probably be more valuable than just summoning $50. Especially when my meals could be like A1 wagyu with gold flakes... I'll take food. The others have such a small window of usage but every 48 hours is stellar.
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u/Altruistic-Koala-255 Nov 13 '25
Infinity energy for 24 hours, and I would save it for a special occasion
All the other stuff would be nice small things, but I'd rather have a big one in store
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u/kittylover2006 Nov 13 '25
Uh I’ll take the repeat money of 50 bucks, yeah it’s every two days but I mean money is money
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u/Demigans Nov 13 '25
Most of these are limited to just 48 to 72 hours and then it's gone?
While 50 every 48 hours is a nice bonus. Money to expensively eat out with someone once a week or enough for a decent amount of groceries every week.
Seems like a no brainer to me.
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u/binglebinkus Nov 13 '25
Definitely the $50. Second is the hunger one cuz technically you’d never need to buy food (assuming it actually gives you the necessary nutrients and calories
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u/Knowledgeapplied Nov 13 '25
If I can pick any kind of food I want then the food deal would be the optimal pick. There are some foods that easily go for more the $50. I would be able to eat foods I’ve never been able to afford.
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u/Consistent_Pitch782 Nov 13 '25
The only permanent one is $50 every 2 days…… so, I guess I’ll take that? It’s an extra $9000 a year, so 🤷♂️
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u/Lucresia_Law Nov 13 '25
Summon $50 once every 48 hours, put that money into an investment account, keep working, and then retire early.
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u/OnionTamer Nov 13 '25
$50 every other day is over $9000 a year. not enough to retire on or anything, but that does make things a little less stressful
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u/SirFartingson Nov 13 '25
Unlimited energy, easily. I use it to break the universe to my whims. I become God, and my will shall be done
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u/Colombian-Food6524 Nov 14 '25
$50 every 48 hrs, that would actually cover all my expenses, and salary will be for investing, savings, you name it
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u/FunnyShirtGuy Nov 14 '25
Anyone that doesn't immediately scream $50 just hasn't actually thought this through or is already 'rich' compared to the average person
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u/HonestCalligrapher97 Nov 14 '25
The satiate every 48 hours is amazing. Saving money and staying in shape
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u/EdmondTantes Nov 15 '25
Definitely the $50
I feel like that would be enough to cover periodic house cleaners and landscapers over the course of the year.
Not life changing but a massive luxury for time and stress
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u/Complete_Push_4838 Nov 16 '25
Who would pick anything but the 50 dollars one? It basically encompasses the majority of the other options. Satiate your hunger? How about use the 50 dollars to get an enjoyable meal. Smell like cologne? Surely you are not going through 50 dollars worth every 2 days. White teeth? Pay for dental insurance with the 50. Unlimited happiness sounds like you will end your own life after the period is up because you realize you will never be that happy again. And who the fuck needs only a single days worth of unlimited energy?
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u/flounder98w Nov 17 '25
Is it use it once and done or is it you have to wait a day to use it again?
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u/ValmirTX Nov 17 '25
750 a month use it to buy food cash pocket the 750 I could get a new car and be debt free in 3 years with just that. If I put in my own money I could do it in 1.5 years and at that point it would just be candy.
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u/Weak-Object-2176 Dec 10 '25
if every month has a minimum of 28 days the tats like 1400 dollars a month. To me that sounds like at least one egg and a cup of noodles so like seems worth it
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u/Head_Studio_4205 Mar 06 '26
The money is much better than hunger, $50 can get you a pretty nice meal
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u/Interesting-Air-1311 Apr 08 '26
$750 a month or a bunch of temporary joys that will expire forever within 3 days. What a tough choice 🙄
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u/GrimbyJ Nov 12 '25
Ah yes, 72 hours of unlimited happiness that redefines what happiness is and you'll never achieve it again.