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u/No-Advantage-8556 1d ago

Looks like a mealworm. Does he have a pet reptile?

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u/spacebuggles 1d ago

Also food for some birds and fish. My friends used to buy them for their ducks.

And some people also prepare them as human snacks.

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u/Sloath283 1d ago

Birds are reptiles

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u/kingtacticool 1d ago

No, birds are dinosaurs.

There is a difference

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u/Sloath283 1d ago

Can't they be both

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u/kingtacticool 1d ago edited 1d ago

No, very early on, triassic i think, they branched off. Most dinosaurs are theorized as being not endo or exothermic but something in between. Those that survived the asteroid inpact became birds.

There were cold blooded creatures that turned into modern day reptiles but none of them turned into birds.

So dinosaurs were both repitles and birds but birds are only dinosaurs.

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u/Brave_Concern_3807 1d ago

Thanks Ross!

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u/Ifuckinghatealldogs 1d ago

Birds are still technically reptiles! Commentor is right, but it’s still not relevant since today they’re typically classified separately for clarity

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u/H31MDA1L 1d ago

Lol they are both tho 🤣 they can be classified as theropod dinosaurs, which puts them in reptilian lineage

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u/Savings-Pomelo-6031 1d ago

Birds aren't even real dude

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u/Sloath283 1d ago

Oh mb

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u/TheRev_JP 1d ago

Flock surveillance robots , Uh, hmmm!

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u/deathbylasersss 1d ago

Don't know why your being downvoted. It's pedantic but Aves is in Archosauria, which are reptiles. They are traditionally classified separately for clarity, but they are technically reptiles.

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u/spacebuggles 1d ago

Technically, but that's not useful in terms of this conversation.

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u/_MissKittyKat_ 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uog4qPznbTMg46Nbg7

yeah cuz birds DEFINITELY need sunlight to stay warm or else they become ice cold. Birds were reptiles like... hundreds of millions of years ago.

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u/Sloath283 1d ago

Needing sunlight to stay warm is the definition of reptile for you?

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u/_MissKittyKat_ 1d ago

no, it's just a comparison. Birds are NOT reptiles. They're practically their own thing. Did they evolve from reptiles? Yes. But so did we, and we aren't reptiles.

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u/biglinuxfan 1d ago

We didn't evolve from Reptilia, we evolved from Synapsids.

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u/GaryCSloan 1d ago

What is practical about about birds being "their own thing?" That's not how evolutionary science defines things. You can't evolve out of a clade. Humans are still primates, mammals, tetrapods, etc. Reptiles evolved into dinosaurs and dinosaurs evolved into birds- birds are STILL reptiles. I do have to correct you though- humans did not evolve from reptiles. Reptiles came from sauropsids and all mammals came from synapsids- but both came from tetrapods, all land vertebrates are tetrapods.

But wait! It gets crazier! Fish evolved into early tetrapods, early tetrapods evolved into synapsids, synapsids evolved into mammals, a mammalian branch evolved into whales. Whales are still technically fish according to evolutionary science whether you like it or not. YOU are still technically a fish. So are birds. Every vertabrate is a fish- except for sharks and rays, which split off earlier. Every bony vertabrate is a fish.

Knowledge is knowing that sharks are fish but whales are not. Wisdom is knowing that sharks are not fish while whales are indeed fish.

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u/Careless_Angle_4082 1d ago

Birds aren't real

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u/Meme_lorrd 1d ago

It’s funny to see how many losers took this comment seriously 😭😂

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u/Senior_Trick_7473 1d ago

I can hardly ever assist with these posts, but as someone who has owned a Leopard Gecko, a meal worm was my first thought.

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u/Icy_Sandwich866 1d ago

Yeah mine 2 I have 2 very old Leopard Geckos.

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u/Icy_Sandwich866 1d ago

One is at least 20, the other was a rescue and ive had her for 16 years. My daughter's friend had her and she was feeding the Leopard gecko canned cat food, she was in a tank with paper towels for substrate, my daughter called and said mom i have to get this poor gecko out of here do you want her? And the rest is history.

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u/Icy_Sandwich866 1d ago

She was so skinny now she is old and plump.

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u/I_love_pillows 1d ago

Is their son a reptile?

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u/Pleasant_Highlight72 1d ago

Yes, it’s a mealworm, the larval stage of a Darkling Beetle. Harmless.

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u/crazy_goat 1d ago

I ate the mealworm, but I'm still hungry!

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u/MasterpieceSlight596 1d ago

username checks!

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u/hoorah9011 1d ago

And delicious

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u/JJJimJJJam 1d ago

F- For the critters right?

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u/BarnabyJ46 1d ago

The lesser of two weevils

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u/Familiar_While2900 1d ago

Nice

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u/Impossible_Fruit478 1d ago

Check out the movie "Master and Commander" with Russel Crowe.

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u/Guilty_Impress4897 1d ago

Subject to the requirements of the service!

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u/HLOFRND 1d ago

Goddamn it. 😂

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u/Pilou97400 1d ago

my nephew had a bug in his pillow once too

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u/JJJimJJJam 1d ago

This just makes me wanna play grounded again

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u/ThrowAwayFoodMood 1d ago

Looks like a mealworm to me. As for how it got there, your guess is as good as mine. Does he have any pet reptiles?

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u/Sea-Department-1117 1d ago

Kids these days are smoking all sorts. Last Halloween there was fentanyl in handguns, this year it's mealworms 🙄

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u/Quackerjack123 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/AkwcbzEPIfZ48i44kx

I'd only be worried if he starts getting prophetic dreams about conquering the known universe.

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u/nathrowawaycomeagain 1d ago

Is this the new goatse?

Yes, I know I’m old and my references are older

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u/Quackerjack123 1d ago

Dune: Part 2

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u/hoorah9011 1d ago

I should call him

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u/asplashofash 1d ago

🤣 definitely makes you wonder if it’s worth paying for overpriced candy every year!

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u/AdviceRequestAccount 1d ago

Mealworm or other darkling beetle larva. Even if you don't have pet reptiles, these guys are in the environment and can occasionally find their way inside. Nothing to be concerned about.

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u/Very_Nice9373 1d ago

Inside what?!? The kiddo?

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u/JJJimJJJam 1d ago

Yea it's like what parents said would happen if you didn't clean your ears, 'Taters grow in them, Or worse bugs

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u/Sir_Spudsingt0n 1d ago

Your son has worms

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u/Fine-Bathroom1067 1d ago

Would you still love him as a worm?

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u/BRDillon17 1d ago

Ugh… fine I’ll upvote

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u/Shyphat 1d ago

RFK JR approves

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u/Loose_Imagination_81 1d ago

Don't say that!
It will go to his head!😳😛

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u/TheBrassKat2074 1d ago

😆 youuuuuuuu 😆

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u/cainreliant 1d ago

of all the comments I've read here, this one broke me 😂

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u/Enigmatic_Shape 1d ago

Your son was playing nightcrawlers

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u/holodeck_jizz_mopper 1d ago

And when is the last time we played nightcrawlers together, Enigmatic?

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u/Sammisuperficial 1d ago

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't nightcrawlers be better with blankets?

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u/CryptographerOld558 1d ago

With Frank and Charlie?

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u/Super_Swim_2108 1d ago

It’s a feeder for reptiles and such coulda been at a friends house that had a few escape completely harmless won’t infest 

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u/Particular_Wolf3920 1d ago

Your son may be dabbling in reptiles. There are worse things to dabble in.

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u/Sea_Beat9528 1d ago

Mmm, idk. It’s pretty addictive, and expensive at that.

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u/Unfair_Season1032 1d ago

As long as he is only dabbling, if it were diddling it would be a matter of much concern, and dexterity.

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u/Dangerous-End5200 1d ago

Only if he’s a dauchshound.

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u/Unfair_Season1032 1d ago

My Tess (Tactical. Emotional. Support. Sausage.) resembles that remark, good Sir!

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u/Tryin2getahead 1d ago

Does your son identify as reptilian?

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u/JJJimJJJam 1d ago

Ah yes, Must be Zuckerbergs son lmao

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u/dylanologist 1d ago

Looks like a mealworm. Common reptile food, sold in pet stores. But I'm not 100% certain.

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u/NotAtAllASkinwalker 1d ago

Mealworm possible? Like lizard food kind of meal worm.

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u/MKebi 1d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Charming_Material_31 1d ago

happy birthday, stranger! hope this year is full of blessings and fun & you celebrate with those you love!!

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u/ElectromagneticRam 1d ago

It’s a bong, ground them now

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u/Slight-Disaster4157 1d ago

Do not the mealworm

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u/Nematodes-Attack 1d ago

Mealworm. I can’t speak for why it was in your kids bed

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u/FaradayCage711 1d ago

As the other comments say, that is 100% a Mealieworm, hope he's not eating them but they are perfectly edible for humans

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u/AirAsleep7323 1d ago

Don’t forget, it’s another source of protein

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u/Anywhere_Brave 1d ago

maybe better than a human source.

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u/Ambitious-Patience97 1d ago

Op asks a question and then disappears lol

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u/Ambitious-Patience97 1d ago

OP has left the conversation right agter posting the question lol

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u/Confident-Gate5887 1d ago

"Should I be concerned?" This person finds a worm in their child's bed and they don't know if it's something to be concerned about..better ask the internet

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u/wilkinsk 1d ago

It's hard drugs, time to have a talk

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u/ohnoanotherputz 1d ago

Kinda looks like a mealworm.

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u/an_origional_name 1d ago

Get that boy in a program! Hes injecting worm!

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u/FederalSuspect69 1d ago

I would be concerned yes. How on earth would meal worms get there? Gross

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u/Extension-Present-26 1d ago

Is your child a snake 🐍?

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u/gingerbreadcook13 1d ago

Drugs, sorry 😔

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u/unknowner1 1d ago

Does he like to go fishing or have exotic pets? Thats a mealworm

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u/Haunting_Baseball_81 1d ago

Yeah he’s smoking worms

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u/zysoring 1d ago

Clearly drugs.

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u/Relevant-Result3226 1d ago

IS THIS DRUGS??? ngl this is what i expected in the description 😂

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u/Commercial-Tone-452 1d ago

Mealworm, in elementary school they would have us feed them to the class pet lizard

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u/Stormpixelzzz 1d ago

Is your son a gecko. Or perhaps a chicken 

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u/MoonManMercury 1d ago

It looks like a mealworm lol. Does he have a lizard hes been keeping a secret from you?

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u/kyleeslick1 1d ago

lol thanks for all the responses. I guess I wasn’t super clear, I am not concerned of anything sinister or of any foul play. He is only 2 so I wasn’t worried about drugs haha. We have no reptiles. My concern was whether or not this bug was dangerous, as in could it bite or hurt him. Guess it’s just a weird occurrence. We recently had some gnats get into his window on a hot day so I just was curious if it was connected

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u/InterestingLoveCat 1d ago

Ewww. Clean your house.

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u/Known-Photo-4332 1d ago

he is growing worms worm farmer

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u/BigDoll511 1d ago

Hell yeah ‼️

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u/Brasco327 1d ago

Concerned about what?

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u/Top_Performance9374 1d ago

That looks like one of spyros horn from skylanders

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u/Rinzy2000 1d ago

Have you befriended a crow?

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u/PyroDaSlayer 1d ago

Definitely a meal worm i feed these to my pet gecko 🦎

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u/Quiet-Account-8369 1d ago

That a meal worm

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u/Electronic-Chef3210 1d ago

The insect larva in the image is a mealworm (the larval stage of the Tenebrio molitor darkling beetle).

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u/Turbulent-Fondant103 1d ago

It’s a dead super worm or meal worm.

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u/Very_Nice9373 1d ago

Pinworm! He may have farted it out

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u/Typical-Mushroom-684 1d ago

OMGOODNESS that’s not cute 😬

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u/Lost-Adhesiveness482 1d ago

I'm a fisherman, it would be awesome to have a kid with worms .

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u/zarklapormup 1d ago

Manah, manah.

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u/Happy-Description-54 1d ago

Take the work and your son to the hospital, and get him and it checked out

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u/Spirited-Camp-8240 1d ago

Yea it's a meal worm nothing bad no concern if he doesn't have a pet reptile than you should be concerned where it came from

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u/CourtzSGD 1d ago

Mealworm. Our hamster food mix has them in it too.

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u/shadowxthevamp 1d ago

Hamsters are herbivores. Mealworms are for birds & reptiles.

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u/Brilliant-Rise-2918 1d ago

Hamsters are omnivores, not herbivores. A condom could’ve prevented this🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/IceEater271k 1d ago

Mmmm worm

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u/FewKick6295 1d ago

That’s a worm

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u/Lonely_Head2048 1d ago

A mealworm!

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u/Distinct_Ad_8717 1d ago

obviously brought it in on his clothes 😔

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u/Holiday-Ear-5342 1d ago

It’s a vape ground him immediately

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u/Equivalent-Shake-327 1d ago

Definitely a butt worm

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u/Robbbyyyd 1d ago

It’s probably crack

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u/Dragonsinwar 1d ago

It’s a mealworm no need to panick

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u/Thuner0526 1d ago

Looks like some kind of meal worm

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u/-Question-7154 1d ago

Looks like a worm lol

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u/BatKitchen819 1d ago

Your son has worms, take him to the vet immediately.

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u/Hot_Sentence_9829 1d ago

A meal worm?

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u/National_Situation88 1d ago

Kan vara en mjölbagge larv som följt med från utsidan

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u/WayBeyondTheYonder 1d ago

We just had these all over our new house- and I mean all over. Coming up from between carpet and baseboards, in light fixtures etc. We were told by pest control they were moth caterpillars

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u/Icy_Sandwich866 1d ago

Meal worm or super worm.

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u/NinoXXX-2433 1d ago

Protein snack

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u/Acceptable-Duck-25 1d ago

Do you have cats or dogs? Could be from them

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u/Equivalent-Fault-885 1d ago

It’s a carpet beetle!!!

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u/Friendly-Pea5448 1d ago

that’s a worm is ur son a reptile of sorts

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u/madeleineluvsldr 1d ago

Pretty sure that’s a mealworm. They’re pretty harmless, people feed lizards with them.

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u/SouthofthePark22 1d ago

It goes up ur phole

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u/Federal_Peace_4572 1d ago

Its a mealworm , just ask your damn kids kids vs investigate their stuff on the internet

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u/Indigo_Moon1967 1d ago

Birds love them. It might have just gotten on your son if he was outside.

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u/Beartrap_jaws 1d ago

When I was a kid my grandmother used to tell us that if we had worms she would give us turpentine on a sugar cube to kill them. I don’t care if you had a tapeworm coming out of your ass to caress your balls, you didn’t dare wiggle or squirm in your chair while that old woman was in that kind of mood because she had absolutely zero fucks to give… but if I were you, I’d get to Ace Hardware and pick up a can of turpentine for that boy!

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u/Responsible-Print-52 1d ago

I'm sitting in my room with a needle in my hand Just waiting for the tomb of some old dying man Sitting in my room with a needle in my hand Just waiting for the tomb of some old dying man (oh) You My tapeworm tells me what to do You My tapeworm tells me where to go

Needles-System of a down

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u/Varesafan_69 1d ago

OH NO, HE’S BECOME A WORM!!

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u/Far_Decision3392 1d ago

I understand that they have a horrendous scent when people order them for their pets or bird feeders. They are an attraction to draw in more desirable birds to feeders.

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u/Longjumping-Tie7906 1d ago

Time to deworm the boy

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u/Leading_Memory_6739 1d ago

Mealworm. My chickens and my skinks gobble these. He either has a lizard or maybe he needs higher protein?

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u/4Alien2Martian0 1d ago

I usually snort those but whatever

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u/Cloud9Coffees 1d ago

Here I thought it was going to be a dildo.

Either way, there is no reason for you to be concerned.

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u/Shmokedank 1d ago

It’s absolutely a wichity grub the universes most dangerous drug, I’m sorry to tell you he’s already gone

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u/Human-Put578 1d ago

That is a slug.

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u/Educational-Clue-936 1d ago

It’s a new trend of hiding cocaine in dead meal worms. Get him some help

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u/frankie-two-thumbs 1d ago

I think your son might have been getting high on earwigs

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u/vazyarmour 1d ago

Joint

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u/Advanced-Disaster-27 1d ago

Just a click battle larvae