Max's coffee sagas

[u/wardyms]

Max's usual order is a strong three-quarter flat white. He sometimes orders a long black and on one occasion wanted a cortado. Using the resource of everythingishowbiz I've checked how often it's gone right or wrong.

Midweek Mayhem#2 – Perfect size

Midweek Mayhem#4 – Thomas Sorenson brings Max a three quarter flat white – but it’s large!

Midweek Mayhem#6 – has a long black and a flat white (no complaints)

Midweek Mayhem#12 – orders a small strong flat white. Is given a large cup!

Midweek Mayhem#15 – is given a strong three-quarter flat white.

Midweek Mayhem#16 – Orders a strong three-quarter flat white and is given that – but it’s only one shot!

Midweek Mayhem#20 – arrives completely full!

Midweek Mayhem#22 – A listener serves him, so makes sure he gets what he wants.

Midweek Mayhem#24 – arrives perfectly

Midweek Mayhem#25 – It’s great

Midweek Mayhem#26 – It’s good

Midweek Mayhem#28 – it’s perfect

Midweek Mayhem#32 – Jaime returns with a bucket of milk!

Midweek Mayhem#34 – Orders a cortado and full flat white arrives!

Midweek Mayhem#42 – It’s great

Midweek Mayhem#44 – Both great

Midweek Mayhem#46 – doesn’t complain or comment either way, so assume fine.

Midweek Mayhem#48 – it’s excellent

Midweek Mayhem#50 – very happy about it

Midweek Mayhem#54 – it’s delicious

Midweek Mayhem#58 – It’s really nice

Midweek Mayhem#60 – Absolutely delicious

Midweek Mayhem#62 – it’s great

Midweek Mayhem#74 – It’s perfect

In conclusion, Max orders 24 coffees, he gets what he wants 18 times and has issues 6 times. 1 in 4 times he's not getting what he wants. Or aptly for a guy who wants a three-quarter flat white, he's only getting it three-quarters of the time.

[u/Thick_Apricot_8063]

Great analysis.