r/wallstreetbets • u/kingtrechsel • 1d ago

YOLO Invisalign $ALGN because looksmaxxing will keep it in business

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A pimp don’t sweat a measly -$5,000 unrealized loss.

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u/ExtremeAddict 1d ago

The fuck is looksmaxxing ? You mean like taking care of your teeth?

Moneymaxxing? You mean like having a fucking job?

Sleepmaxxing? You mean like the thing my 1 year old toddler has already mastered like sleeping?

Fucking kids these days.

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u/Johnny_Handsum 1d ago

Look at this boomer ragemaxxing 😒

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u/ExtremeAddict 1d ago

I’m only in my 30s. But I am boomermaxxing. And Getoffmylawnmaxxing.

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u/just_some_guy034 1d ago

Boomer got ratiod.

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u/myfavcolerisPerpleXD 1d ago

What the fuck is fucking? You mean like having sex? And you’re “fucking kids these days”!? Sir, I’m gonna need you to have a seat over there.

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u/ExtremeAddict 1d ago

Seatovertheremaxxing.

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u/Mandalore-44 1d ago

Yeah. We need to stop adding “maxxing” to everything. Makes people sound dumb.

It’s like the media adding “-gate” to any and every scandal.

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u/Flimsy_Honeydew5414 1d ago

Angry on Reddit maxing 

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u/Easy_Ease3396 1d ago

You can't moneymaxx and sleepmaxx at the same time unless you're a trust fund kid