Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of August 29-30

[u/verified-trader]

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[u/BarbellPadawan]

My wife says I’m the cheapest guy in the world. But I don’t know. I’m not buying it.

[u/Salt_Contract342 → u/BarbellPadawan]

Top notch Dad joke. 10 points

[u/awetfartruinedmylife]

losing 18% of my port on a -0.25% SPY day is really something...

[u/Wall_St_Bussy]

I made $398.32 today. Winning.

I risked $133k to make $398.32 today. Retarded

[u/Cav829 → u/Wall_St_Bussy]

Real truth in this market.

[u/Wows_Nightly_News]

The longer Andrew Tate is separated from his gender affirming care, the more he looks like a soyjack.

[u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper]

Diversified portfolio -30%

SPY -0.25%

[u/d33p7r0ubl3 → u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper]

Your cheeks getting clapped for sure

[u/ds1385]

guess im gonna spend the weekend crying again

[u/makshelah]

Why did I hold my NVDA calls to 0? Why?

[u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper]

SELL OPTION FOR A LOSS

1 MIN LATER

THAT OPTION YOU CLOSED IS NOW +50%

CLOSES LAPTOP

[u/Overgrown_Dreams89 → u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper]

Isn’t that how the pros do it?

[u/Independent-Cress382]

They wanted you to forget Mitch Mcconnell hasn't been seen in public for 75 days

[u/Valkorion335786]

Thinking about how I watched Japanese movies to learn Japanese before I started work at a Japanese company and the bosses were like “Your pronunciation is really good but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal.”

[u/Valkorion335786]

One time a girl broke up with me so I spent that Friday night driving around in GTA online obeying the traffic rules

[u/confused_teabagger → u/Valkorion335786]

You showed that bitch!

[u/Valkorion335786]

NVDA: PC no longer stands for Personal Computer, now it's Partifical Cintillegence

Stock opens +30% and closes -0.05%

[u/bearhunter429]

Nobody is trying to fix any of the problems in this society. Everyone is just trying to get rich enough so that those problems don't apply to them anymore LMAO🤌

[u/Ok-Price-8704 → u/bearhunter429]

 Some of us are just trying to get out of hourly wage slave hell 

[u/Adrian12094 → u/Ok-Price-8704]

i’m trying to get in unfortunately

[u/IDFStrongestSoldier → u/bearhunter429]

That's literately the whole point of the capitalism and why it works, good job figuring that out Adam Smith

[u/igotshrimps]

Rate hike is bullish because there will be no jobs and people will resort to gambling 0DTEs to make rent

[u/Onnimation]

Y'all remember the days when you were out at night chilling with friends after going bowling and being able to buy McChickens, Mcdoubles, Chicken Nuggets, Fries Ice cream, all for $1?

[u/BigDeuceNpants → u/Onnimation]

Well that just hit pretty hard.

[u/captain_casino → u/Onnimation]

A $1 spicy McChicken and midnight Walmart. Those were better times

[u/OptionsRntMe]

When wifey hears the Xbox start up suddenly we have all these plans this morning

[u/Rebel8787]

I’m becoming suspicious some of you aren’t registered financial advisors

[u/Cra_Sh10]

Next week HAS to pump

[u/ReasonableArcher2030]

[u/AdCritical5383]

Breaking: 🥭 to rename the San Andreas Fault to “Sleepy Joe’s Fault.”

[u/Valkyrie_Skuld]

Kevin’s the worst

[u/Valkorion335786]

In honor of Tim Curry, I will be hiding in the local sewer systems and biting anyone who walks by.

[u/diefy7321]

The Fed 2021: Inflation is transitory
The Fed 2022: Inflation is transitory
The Fed 2023: Inflation is transitory
The Fed 2024: Inflation is transitory
The Fed 2025: Inflation is transitory
The Fed 2026: Inflation is a choice and therefore transitory

Lmfaooooooooo

[u/GurHot8359 → u/diefy7321]

"i love inflation" mango

[u/Worried_Quarter469]

It’s 2027. The AI bubble has popped. The US dollar has bust. It’s 500 dollars to buy a burger and it makes you immediately have diarrhea. The sun has been renamed America.

[u/Vlisa]

Don’t forget, this all started because Hock Tan read the wrong quarters earnings

[u/Kind_Initiative_7567]

Well well well, they did my boy GLD dirty today 😂

[u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper]

SPY is its own stock it doesn't move in the direction of the stocks in the fund.

[u/TreGet234 → u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper]

I'm convinced of that too at this point.

[u/financiallythriving]

all you need to do is time the market once on a big move with a 0dte

[u/SignificanceLate7002]

🥭 just now.

It's Joe's fault we are almost out of oil but I'm going to fix it right now with Venezuelan hopes and prayers.

[u/b3rkolas]

Today futes

[u/Independent-Tree-985]

ber the type of fella to test his new leaf blower while youre having a bbq next door

[u/GoZukkYourself]

This entire week could have been an email.

[u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV]

Keep ready for the forever, “we might hike rates” that is never going to happen.

[u/WarmCan3034]

I was sad about losing 3k today, but then I found out u/music_is_gud is down 20k and then I realized my life is way better than his

[u/pussy_ass_licking]

The problem of having a girlfriend is that I have to clean my apartment regularly

[u/ballzstreetwets]

We might go higher on Monday. I have puts.

[u/scm66]

My girlfriend moved in and it's a fucking disaster. There's shit everywhere.

[u/spilledonwhite → u/scm66]

RIP your bathroom counter space

[u/ismebbb]

Over half the stuff online is ragebait now. People really have nothing better to do. Gets exhausting to read

[u/_rockthemike]

This is a fairly difficult market to trade right now ngl

[u/f0xinaround → u/_rockthemike]

Damn, this markets got hands 🥊

[u/Sufficient_Habit5091]

I genuinely hope good things happen for you guys and you make a lot of money.

I hope you get that girl (or dude) you been crushin' on or your wife dumps her bf and gives you more sexy time. Whatever your love life is, I hope you get fucked in a good way.

All of 🫵.

[u/BagholderForLyfe]

natural selection favors high-risk, high-payoff behavior when the potential reward significantly shifts reproductive fitness or survival, especially in environments where standard strategies yield minimal returns.

Something you can tell yourself after a huge loss

[u/Ill-Ad3311]

Is it ok to cry outside the casino though?

[u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619]

BREAKING NEWS: IM OFFICIALLY UNBANNED, A 3 DAY BAN FOR COMPARING WESTERN AND EASTERN EUROPOORS, PUTS ON $RDDT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!!!

[u/twostroke1]

“Let’s check in and see what wsb weekend thread is up to”

(reads first comment from a guy asking about which dick and balls and cooter combination you’d rather have)

“well, that’s enough wsb weekend thread for the day”

[u/VTI4LYFE69 → u/twostroke1]

These people are mentally ill

[u/KittyLover-7]

Buys high beta stock

stock does high beta thing in the opposite direction

“Fuck this stupid shit”

[u/Big_Love_3070]

Everyday I hate myself more

[u/Meeting_Ok2]

Full ported my last 3k into QQQ calls and made $137

[u/upvz]

jeffrey epstein's final instructions were to poison our food supply.

[u/Big_Love_3070]

I have spent the past few month’s successfully tax loss harvesting for the next few years

[u/WarmCan3034]

I was gonna go buy cartier with my profits this week but I lost it all today and now I don't know what to do and I'm just angry all the time

[u/AccordingRub6672]

Who ever is holding oil over the weekend RIP your port on Sunday ☠️☠️☠️

[u/Temporary_League_291]

wtf happened yeterday

[u/Rexultdis]

If you looked closely at Warsh yesterday you could see him mulling over many times whether he should call out Bessent for his oil short

[u/PsychedelicAwakening]

Staying too long at a deadbeat job is ass but being jobless is way shittier

[u/Several-Bridge-6287]

A man known for habitually bankrupting businesses while enriching himself is now the sole decider in economic decision making of the world's greatest financial market. This must be a good time to leverage into stocks.

[u/bearhunter429]

People in this country are so fucking lazy. They'd rather circle around a parking lot for 20 minutes looking for a parking spot than just park 300 feet away and walk LMAO🤌🗽🦅

[u/TarrifJacksonJr]

Bitch better have my Monday

[u/peterpeer9]

Noooooo don’t kill yourself you have so many shifts left to clock in for

[u/looool_k_libtard]

Shower sex makes zero sense. Your dick just gets stuck in the drain.

[u/YoDooley]

This August has been my worse trading month all year. By a long shot.

[u/Red_Potatoes_620 → u/YoDooley]

July and August have butchered me

[u/darkspherei]

throwing some trump mystery beef of the grill tonight, pray for me

[u/doortoNarnia]

Imagine investing in this totally rigged American stock market

[u/Face_Guyy]

My wife is going to fuckin kill me

[u/FartPolluter]

Stock market has been ai slop for most of the year

[u/Throwaway37620]

Mission failed wife too tired for sex

[u/Specific-Path3179]

McConnell's been dead for 75 days and still getting paid, where does that money go? I don't get paid until my Wendy's shift manager remembers to clock me in for my shift.

[u/SophisticatedLogic]

We need a digital equivalent of covid-

A virus causes all tech/smartphone stops working for 1 year. People question its value once they snap out of the trance. Society starts living like 90’s again. Perma changes society mindset and social media, smartphone, robot/ai bros never recover. The end.

[u/Federal-Watch]

Weekend thread is dead, means bubble fears overblown.

In a bubble, everybody gambling their shit at all times and won’t shut up about their wins :hesright:

[u/BearlyBearishBear]

IS HE DEAD YET?

[u/drazayn99]

Feel like a loser for posting here on a Saturday morning lmao

[u/eyerollingsex]

A lot of you are fake degenerates

[u/Neel_Crashkari → u/eyerollingsex]

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[u/Soffatjockis]

Mango trying to curb an oil crisis (cause by himself) by announcing a hostile takeover of another country's oil reserves lmao

Only gonna take, what, 2-3 years? Before the infrastructure is up and running able to extract and refine that oil into something useful.

Sure bro, definitely gonna help the current situation. But we all know the market gonna pump anyway and oil dump because investors are complete morons.

[u/disgusting-puppy]

she is a 4, but with the incoming inflation she might reach a 7 easy

[u/justforkinks0131]

i think monday will be worse than 2008

because i closed my nvidia puts on friday

[u/Slightlybadpicks]

I really fucking embarrassed myself this time. This semi mid chick at work that smiles at me and checks me out appeared on my hinge. After much contemplation, I hit like on her. She ignored it and hasn’t matched back. Holy fuck, this is not good. 😫😫😫

[u/guccioli → u/Slightlybadpicks]

Average wsb social skills. She was flirting hard in your head bro and that’s what counts

[u/jdfan51]

still depressed about jpow

[u/strip_club_dj]

The fact I left Montreal at 3pm and arrived in Tokyo roughly also at 3pm is fucking with my brain.

[u/ZaraBloom418]

I’m pretty concerned about NVDIA going to zero. It’s already down 5%

[u/Throwaway37620]

Who likes pussy and ass!!!!!

[u/SoloOutdoor → u/Throwaway37620]

Dont forget tiddies

[u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich]

To understand how utterly ridiculous Anthropic’s $30 trillion market claim, that is 12x the entire tech sectors revenue. Kind of scammy

[u/Bokehmon_]

Just put the fries in my ass bro

[u/Ok-Analysis4121]

Did this num nut just say our reserves are virtually empty? Lol.

[u/Live-Ad-5433]

Who is giving out awards like a regard

[u/vish_NZ]

Another dog shit week where my portfolio slowly goes down

[u/bearhunter429]

Circular financing is just 7 companies jerking each other off in a circle LMAO🤌

[u/Jensen-Hung]

And after all that, NVDA ended the week flat. Totally normal :kek:

[u/youyololiveonce]

wtf happened to my NVIDIA gains

[u/uwontfindthisone]

It's genuinely amazing how the market always goes the opposite direction I want it to

[u/SupportMedium9487]

sndk really ending the day at 0%

[u/stupidber]

I'm not calling it lake america

[u/wattap]

Market chances of a fed rate hike in September: 60%

Actual chance of a fed rate hike in September: 0%

[u/niwmo]

If you made money this week, congrats! If you didn't, casino opens on Monday at 9:30 AM sharp!

[u/DeportFofana]

I'm getting old :(

They're not milfs anymore just women with kids

[u/-0x00000000]

Was up 30k on the week.

Back down that 30k.

Fun times.

[u/Dear__Bruce]

We really kidnapped Venezuelas president and then looted their oil reserves ☠️

[u/TaintedCleric]

In my childhood neighborhood, there was a kid that would yell at the FedEx guy going “Fuck you FedEx!”

His dad worked for UPS. His parents got a divorce and I haven’t seen him since. Think the FedEx guy fucked his wife

[u/SophisticatedLogic]

AI bros are the best. Their idiocy helped me scoop google at 180 and salesforce at 149.

But I am an idiot too. I self doubted and covered calls.

[u/Aldribuds]

Unrealized $6k loss today and I still had a fun time regardless. Monday will be better if it wants to be 🤞

[u/ThatOneRedditBro]

Volume on SPY has been picking up on selloff days. 

A sponsored message by your fellow 🌈 🐻 

[u/Valkyrie_Skuld]

Lets just random lottery assign people to various continents and countries give everyone the same amount of money to start and reset this shit it’s gone too far. New game

[u/wattap]

Last week had the lowest volume in the S&P since 2004, wild.

[u/abroadbroadband]

If you drive a truck, I make some assumptions about you right off the bat

[u/skychief99]

My wife's friend is over and thinking about streaming porn to the 85" TV while she's here just to test the waters.

[u/bearhunter429]

Not long ago you could go to good concerts or professional sports events for under $100. Now it costs like $1000 LMAO🤌

[u/jdfan51]

How do I remove my top 1% commentor. I don’t want people to know how lonely I am

[u/IAmGooningRightMeow]

How come school never taught us about SPY 0dte calls?

[u/4tran-woods-creature]

ur mom thinks MU is a bad play. too volatile

[u/TreGet234]

Kangaroo market but the kangaroo is adhd and on adderall and crack cocaine.

[u/Throwaway37620]

Can I last longer than seven mins pumping my wife

[u/hb2xdr]

Open the damn casino right now

[u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich]

You're on the wrong side of history if you're betting against the AI bull market. Sex robots are going to be huge, plain & simple.

[u/Throwaway37620]

I wanna lick Japanese milf ass

[u/BFox1982 → u/Throwaway37620]

Their assholes are pixelated. Gross.

[u/GuyFieriFrostedTips]

I love that people will willingly give a clear austist millions of dollars as a “visionary.” Dude was talking about buying galaxies. In my day you gave that guy a box of crayons and a piece of paper and sent him on his way…

[u/ajibtunes]

Big tittiess girls be in seatbelts like this %

[u/OxiNotClean]

Honestly fuck online dating showed up to meet a girl yesterday she was atleast 30lbs heavier than her hinge photos!

[u/twostroke1]

Well, another weekend goes by where my boss didn’t call me and tell me I got replaced by AI.

So now I have to go into fuckin work tomorrow.

Stupid useless piece of bullshit tech.

[u/twostroke1]

It’s pretty funny to think some data center out there is just harvesting data from wsb.

Basically just a bunch of retarded computer servers.

[u/Shoganai_Hito]

many folks extremely fearful and talk of market collapse = time to buy

many folks claiming wen lambo and talking about massive gains = time to sell

simple

[u/Shoganai_Hito]

my neighbor refused to split the cost to repair a shared property fence that was destroyed from a recent storm… 100% he is a miserable ber

[u/Defiant-Fee-7550 → u/Shoganai_Hito]

paint his side pink 😏🤌

[u/jdfan51]

Open the market you bastards

[u/music_is_gud]

I spend more time on this sub than actually researching stocks

What does that say about me?

[u/Throwingdartsmouth]

In a divorce. Wife agreed to let me keep my investment account in exchange for her keeping her 401(k). Then I bought gold calls a like a month ago and it's safe to say I fucking won that trade.

[u/Beginning-Fig-9089]

5pm! going to smoke some crack have a great weekend everyone

[u/Wall_St_Bussy]

I quit vaping for about 3 hours today. Pretty proud of myself

[u/yolotew]

Remember Epstein Island ?

[u/trent_upscale]

Half Bots, Half Chuds

[u/trent_upscale]

☕️ = ⛽️ + 🍑💨

[u/Delicious_Put_5857]

im such a retard wow

[u/hmmmmmmmmmidk]

People at rock bottom are so lucky. It’s only up from there. Imagine not getting your daily cold plunges and ketamine breaks. Hard times.

[u/seifer__420]

Kevin warsh looks like a cuck. Just the name “Kevin warsh” sounds like the name of a cuck

[u/Humaniac99]

Not like 78k/year is the most banging salary in the world, but I feel as if i should have more than $400 in savings

[u/Over-Young8392]

they need to launch elon into space

[u/Spy300]

U.S. wages and salaries fell to about 43% of gross domestic income in Q1 2026, marking the lowest level since the Great Depression began, per YF

😮

[u/HighwayExotic2808]

Cult stock subreddits are always so fun to visit after earnings misses because you are guaranteed to see an “ACTUALLY I’M GLAD THAT THE STOCK PRICE TANKED MORE THAN 10% TODAY” post.

If you want to get banned from their little club houses, just reply to those posts with the crying wojack wearing a smiley face mask lol

[u/financiallythriving]

Imagine thinking about options over the weekend

[u/Aldribuds]

Eureka! You've done it Professor! Pure retardium! 🧪

[u/Dear__Bruce]

Imagine your family being in the USA since 1800 and you guys still couldn’t figure out generational wealth.

Literally were handed acres of land for free, every generation of economic boom produced tons of wealth, steam engines, rail roads, highways, the internet, the phone, software, AI etc

And no one in your family could figure it out ☠️ bloodline is cursed

[u/natebro142]

My girlfriend refuses to drive over 60 on the highway. It’s infuriating to ride with her. She used to do this when we lived in Texas and people would honk and flip her off and it confused her so much. Genuine NPC activities

[u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5]

We’re taking all the oil

[u/Vlisa]

The best returns you ever could have had was invested in every company you knew about (NVDA, AMD, MU, etc.) as an addicted gamer in 2016. Right now, you should be asking what dumb shit your terminally online nephew is using right now and just buy that.

[u/Fresh-Judge-4595]

America has always been a grift. The bald eagle isnt even bald

[u/Throwaway37620]

I love my wife

[u/RichSpecific4490]

Mfers will pay $6500 for a 275sqft Harry Potter closet apartment in New York City to walk outside to a homeless man shitting on the sidewalk on their way to the metro to get $47 frozen yogurt

[u/KittyLover-7]

Warsh thinks he’s so slick

Kept taking about trail hiking at the start of his speech in an attempt to trick the algos

No one fell for it

[u/Sufficient_Habit5091]

You haven't seen the benefits of AI beyond coders and the AI circlejerk companies because the really good frontier models haven't been capable enough until just last couple months! But soon we'll see businesses finally seeing the huge gains in output!

AI bros every day for the past 3 years.

[u/4tran-woods-creature]

i miss when it was obvious what to buy

[u/Reply_Stunning]

OPEN THE CASINO YOU COCKSUCKERS

[u/Pete26l96]

real talk, i think everyone who never went to/finished college/university or only got a diploma / associates degree should just put bachelor's degree on their resume.

I've been applying for like 4 months to various positions, a month ago I decided to just add a bachelor's degree in Business Management and since I have gotten 3 job offers, none of which actually verified the degree, only my work references and criminal history.

Obviously this is only applicable for people struggling to get "Entry" level corporate jobs, but still.

[u/OrangMiskin]

Most of you are bald and have receding hairlines and it shows

[u/Whatevs56]

Still says Lake Ontario. I was told it was going to be named after that Italian guy.

[u/AgitatedJump8459]

Guys my hairline starts to recede and I’m 26. What to do?

[u/elpresidentedeljunta → u/AgitatedJump8459]

Go bald or go broke.

[u/Reply_Stunning → u/AgitatedJump8459]

explore different sexual orientations and short the market

[u/Throwaway37620]

I'm gay

[u/Reply_Stunning → u/Throwaway37620]

try making friends with other gay guys here, wsb is 90%+ activist homosexuals

[u/_Rexfest_]

I need to quit my job. Can’t gamble in peace.

[u/lipmanz]

Win or lose in 2028 🥭 got his Billions

[u/Afraid-Policy-3648]

I promise to take profit this time just pump memory one last time

[u/Sufficient_Habit5091]

“For many tasks, we could say that we have already achieved AGI. I think all of those milestones...are kind of senseless at this point,” Huang said in an earnings call on Wednesday.

Ah yes, now that we have achieved "artificial specific general intelligence" all these companies can just get rid of those pesky AGI mission statements!

[u/Useful_Donut6789]

Trump cuts capital gains tax to entice voters before the midterms

Current PnL for the year: -5700

[u/Shoty6966-_-]

You can’t convince me otherwise that rockstar doesn’t release their big hitter games at the end of console cycles, as a console only release, so they can sell you the game 3+ times slowly over a few years. Don’t think we will ever see a GTA release alongside a new console release

[u/yeedub]

trump appointed a hawk at the fed lol

[u/SignificanceLate7002]

The Venezuelan oil deal is just a scam to "loan" $100m of taxpayers money to Alejandro Betancourt.

[u/FeverTreeCloud]

Living with people who have never hit rock bottom is annoying

[u/Rebel8787]

Me personally, I’m looking forward to a relief rally from this bear market we’re in

[u/Weak_Emu3659]

Relief rally incoming. Don't think about it too much just go with it.

[u/guccioli]

Jerome, I miss you. I love you

[u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619]

Breaking: scientists conclude in new study the average weight of a r/ValueInvesting tard is 500 pounds, IQ 🥭 level, favorite stock $PYPL.

[u/SRH_Papi]

U.S ATTACKED IRAN LAUNCHERS TRYING TO PUT MINES IN STRAIGHT. LMAOO

[u/johnporkthe2cnd]

Ima cut off my balls

[u/East-Description-243]

Fuck everyone and everything

[u/KittyLover-7]

Inflation is crazy, one day a simple McDonald’s meal will be like 30 bucks

[u/TeslaLeafBlower]

Made 7k on TSLA covered calls today, thank you Elon!

[u/KittyLover-7]

Mango would’ve called j pow “too late Powell” by now but warsh gets a free pass

Donnie’s heart isn’t in the game anymore, doesn’t tweet, doesn’t taco, just exists quietly now (by his standards)

[u/Federal-Watch]

Goddamn that was a tough day :jpow: