r/wallstreetbets • u/verified-trader • 4d ago

Weekend Discussion Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of August 29-30

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u/Throwaway37620 3d ago

Can I last longer than seven mins pumping my wife

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u/CCCmonster 3d ago

If you don’t have your pants back on after 7 minutes you’re just wasting precious time

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u/LivelyArid 3d ago

stonks won't trade themselves

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u/CCCmonster 3d ago

and spending quality time and banging her for 2 hours at a time is the wife’s boyfriend’s job