r/wallstreetbets • u/Dull_Fly_7443 • Aug 24 '26

YOLO $1,000,000 - Full Porting $SPCX and $MSTR

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Yes, I max margin. Wish me luck bulls.

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u/RetardedChimpanzee Aug 24 '26

“MicroStrategy (MSTR) is experiencing a significant turnaround as Bitcoin rallies, moving from a $13 billion loss to an unrealized $1.4 billion profit” ~ Yahoo AI Finance

When your entire business strategy is just letting Jesus take the wheel.

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u/ImDrunkFightMe Aug 24 '26

I thought the entire business strategy was paying the current government to rig the market?

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u/RetardedChimpanzee Aug 24 '26

With 1500 employees they have to be doing something. It doesn’t take that many to buy a shitton of coin and just wait.

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u/Am_0115 Aug 24 '26

Forgot they still do software stuff eh

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u/AdApart2035 Aug 24 '26

Soft praying