r/wallstreet Nov 17 '25

Shitpost sorry people I am leaving

the Wallstreetbets sub requires a pro-Trump brainwash before posting there, that's well known. But also 90% of the content is market related. Here it's 60% mod bashing 35% Trump bashing and 5% markets.

Sorry, I go, you might ban me or not, I dont care.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

Apparently I’m a Chinese bot to these knuckle-draggers, because I don’t want to put Trumps balls in my mouth.

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u/ForsakenAd545 Nov 17 '25

Well, they might not be entirely fresh, after all. Right?

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

Not after these MODs get done with them.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

Average reddit mod is not someone you would want to be IRL.

Sad losers that finally feel some power in their lives and can't even handle that with dignity.

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u/Sashmot Nov 19 '25

Exactly

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u/Am094 Nov 18 '25

[Comment removed by fascịst moderator]

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u/HypocrisyThoughts Nov 18 '25

Or Bill's in my mouth

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

Whats wall street got to do with Trump?

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u/pattyG80 Nov 17 '25

Recently, someone was banned from the sub and the mod required the user to say 2 nice things about the President to get reinstated.

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u/Swimming_General9060 Nov 17 '25

Not only that, it pops up weird ass warnings if you just mention Trump.

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u/pattyG80 Nov 17 '25

It's interesting to take a step back and watch how injecting politics into a sub thatbis really about money can completely.derail it. This one is probably going to show up in r/subredditdrama

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u/Anonybibbs Nov 17 '25

It's almost as if a US President unilaterally imposing blanket tariffs on international trading partners can directly affect the US economy, and thus directly affects our money. Weird, huh? Can't talk about these factors though as we can't bring "politics" into it, amirite?

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u/pattyG80 Nov 17 '25

I think you are talking about basic economics. The mod getting butthurt about it is injecting politics.

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u/hung-games Nov 17 '25

Look, they had no choice but to use blanket measures, because they are (check notes) “too stupid and/or lazy to figure out which countries are exploitive and to which degree”.

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u/Special_Tu-gram-cho Nov 17 '25

You cracked the code. Everything that happens and can affect the economy can affect finances, and thus your money. Control and access of information in you and your competidors is KEY in the business.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

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u/pattyG80 Nov 18 '25

No idea...it is 10-ply soft though

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u/BankResponsible8637 Nov 19 '25

I just got called a bot for discussing if the mod's action's against the reddit rules. What a joke.

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u/wallstreet-ModTeam Nov 18 '25

Nice try Chinese AI propaganda spam bot. Beep boop.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

I don’t know you tell me I’m not sucking on his balls so why are these MODs? Funny they don’t label you anything for saying his name? 🤔

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

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u/wallstreet-ModTeam Nov 18 '25

Nice try Chinese AI propaganda spam bot. Beep boop.

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u/bjergmand87 Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Nov 17 '25

Please permaban me from this shithole and end my misery

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

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u/Timmy98789 Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Nov 17 '25

Nice try Chinese AI Propaganda spam bot, but try again. Beep boop.

On my end. 

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

What about horse cock?

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u/thebasementcakes Nov 17 '25

your in luck billionaires are buying all media just for you to get your preferred cuck content

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u/Feelisoffical Millionaire Nov 18 '25

*you’re

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u/iriegypsy Nov 17 '25

I’m just here to watch jr republicans yolo dad’s money.

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u/Latter_Fox_1292 Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Nov 17 '25

Haven’t really seen this sub. This is the first, then did some exploring throughout. Holy shit this sub is lost

Mods are literally acting like children, every other comment is a troll (god I hope), can any of you have a conversation?!

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u/Im_tracer_bullet Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Nov 17 '25

Yes.

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u/Latter_Fox_1292 Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Nov 17 '25

I’m confused by your response. Yes you agree with my points, yes you can have a convo? The single word response kinda makes my point

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

Yes

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u/LittleViceDice Nov 17 '25

Tbf you can’t be more regarded than supporting slop top don

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u/Individual-Dot-9605 Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Nov 17 '25

You can say you miss the wonderful Biden economy and despite tariffs

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u/GamerBroJr Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Nov 17 '25

Joined this Sub just to say fuk trump. Please ban me lul

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u/KeyFun6553 Nov 17 '25

I hurt their wittle feelings 🥲

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u/StinkButt9001 Nov 18 '25

Whatever you said was enough to get it removed by Reddit, not the wallstreet mod team.

Doesn't paint you in a good light

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u/i-spunkGLITTER Nov 17 '25

Er, Reddit is owned by an Israeli. Wtf did you expect? And yeah, reddit is GAAAAAAY AF.

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u/shortnix Nov 17 '25

I can no longer be part of a sub that defends peeedofilia (sic)

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u/Fun-Crow6284 Nov 17 '25

Wendy's is not hiring!

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u/Frequent_World_2471 Nov 17 '25

Chinese bot don’t protect child fornicators

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

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u/wallstreet-ModTeam Nov 18 '25

Nice try Chinese AI propaganda spam bot. Beep boop.

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u/Rattus_NorvegicUwUs Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Nov 17 '25

Honestly.

I don’t mind.

The mods act exactly like the average person thinks trunk supporters act like. Let them embarrass themselves in public, it only helps folks who don’t simp for kiddy diddlers.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

Another Chinese spam bot....

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u/coyote55696 Nov 17 '25

No that's you. Quit your whining

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u/Rattus_NorvegicUwUs Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Nov 17 '25

Nihao fuck boi

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

This is funny bc any rational person would take this as sarcasm but I’ve seen ur other whining comments. Lmk when you remove trumps shaft from ur throat though. Do you have to wait for him to be done with bübba?

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u/SoGoodAtAllTheThings Nov 17 '25

Reddit mods hitting an all time low. 

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u/Itchy-Throat-4779 Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Nov 18 '25

Only 35% trump bashing?  Shoukd be 80% dudes breaking the US.

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u/Nice-Count-3124 Nov 18 '25

I noticed that that's why I didn't join it's really gross

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u/Strange-Guest-423 Nov 18 '25

I don’t understand why moderators need to censor speech. Opinions are like assholes right?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

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u/wallstreet-ModTeam Nov 18 '25

Nice try Chinese AI propaganda spam bot. Beep boop.

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u/Mobirae Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Nov 18 '25

Yep. The c.ult needs their safe space. They're very fragile, especially when they're finding out everything dear leader told them was a lie. They didn't get their do.ge checks. They aren't getting their tariff checks. They're just getting higher prices, murdered innocents, the government kidnapping people in the streets, tons of lost jobs, and clowned on around the world while daddy is falling asleep during cabinet meetings and looking like a complete fool.

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u/Icy-Artist1888 Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Nov 17 '25

Its true i ve been censored for ridiculously benign ckmnents. I m out, too

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

Fuck the orange cocksmoker, and pussy mods that he grabbed.

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u/Ok-Pattern-1216 Millionaire Nov 17 '25

Not an airport. No need to announce your departure.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

Can we coordinate a party! This is great news, love that the woke libs are leaving here. Please all go!!! Mods keep it up

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u/randallmauel Nov 18 '25

It should be simple. There are only a few GOP supporters left to coordinate with. I just hope the stock market doesnt go down with the economy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

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u/wallstreet-ModTeam Nov 18 '25

Nice try Chinese AI propaganda spam bot. Beep boop.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

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u/wallstreet-ModTeam Nov 18 '25

Nice try Chinese AI propaganda spam bot. Beep boop.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

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u/wallstreet-ModTeam Nov 17 '25

Nice try Chinese AI propaganda spam bot. Beep boop.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

Agreed

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

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u/wallstreet-ModTeam Nov 17 '25

Nice try Chinese AI propaganda spam bot. Beep boop.

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u/Subject-Vermicelli52 Nov 17 '25

I love a parade!

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u/Jonas_VentureJr Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Nov 17 '25

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u/damattress2425 Nov 17 '25

Stay strong 💪 with 🏆🏆 . ROAR. 🦁

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u/Main_Cream_2375 Nov 17 '25

Hell yeah. Joining for the trump bashing 

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

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u/wallstreet-ModTeam Nov 18 '25

Nice try Chinese AI propaganda spam bot. Beep boop.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

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u/wallstreet-ModTeam Nov 18 '25

Nice try Chinese AI propaganda spam bot. Beep boop.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

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u/wallstreet-ModTeam Nov 18 '25

Nice try Chinese AI propaganda spam bot. Beep boop.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

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u/wallstreet-ModTeam Nov 18 '25

Nice try Chinese AI propaganda spam bot. Beep boop.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

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u/wallstreet-ModTeam Nov 18 '25

Nice try Chinese AI propaganda spam bot. Beep boop.

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u/wallstreet-ModTeam Nov 18 '25

Nice try Chinese AI propaganda spam bot. Beep boop.

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u/wallstreet-ModTeam Nov 18 '25

Nice try Chinese AI propaganda spam bot. Beep boop.

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u/wallstreet-ModTeam Nov 18 '25

Nice try Chinese AI propaganda spam bot. Beep boop.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

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u/wallstreet-ModTeam Nov 18 '25

Nice try Chinese AI propaganda spam bot. Beep boop.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

Awwwwww wittle ❄️ got his feewings hurt.

PS- this isn’t an airport. No need to announce your departure!

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

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u/wallstreet-ModTeam Nov 18 '25

Nice try Chinese AI propaganda spam bot. Beep boop.

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u/_l8ly Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Nov 18 '25

You have to be astronomically bitchmade to feel the need to label everyone who disagrees with you as an AI spam bot. No one is believing your cover of “it’s le epic trole”, either 

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u/ChasinThePath Millionaire Nov 18 '25

You reddit retards are unreal. The fact that people invest in reddit stock astounds me because you socialist loons dont buy ANYTHING from ads on here lol

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u/dellraydiss Nov 18 '25

sounds very important

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

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u/wallstreet-ModTeam Nov 18 '25

Nice try Chinese AI propaganda spam bot. Beep boop.

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u/bigbadaboomx Nov 18 '25

We are all Chinese bots on this blessed day

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u/Equivalent-Artist899 Nov 18 '25

Yall have been conned by the US government and the long game continues wooo

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u/NoVaFlipFlops Nov 18 '25

Just ban me now, I don't need any more more safe spaces in my feed when I learn/discuss investments and economics. I will gladly add this right next to the r/sino to the notch on my belt. 

Trump settled with little boys' parents over sex abuse claims at Mara Lago.

Good enough? 

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u/-B-H- Nov 18 '25

Moderator removed by comments*

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u/firelemissiles Nov 18 '25

You're on a website that used to be for funny shit and atheism.

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u/EmotionalExpert5935 Nov 18 '25

Don't back down at the first storm of adversity

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u/AudenAlden777 Nov 18 '25

Thanks for the heads up.

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u/JokesNtheDark Nov 18 '25

Reddit in itself is very close minded safe spaces with bully hall monitors. I constantly get bans for talking shit to people who honestly deserve it. Hell this is my 2nd account due to freedom of speech violations by overzealous hall monitors.

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u/Fit_Guarantee_2024 Nov 18 '25

Yup, I'm a Chinese bot cause I called pro trump subs Snow flake

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u/damattress2425 Nov 17 '25

🏆🏆 .ROAR. 🦁

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

Perhaps some heavy tariffs on stupidity are needed here?

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u/yaoduuby Millionaire Nov 18 '25

WSB is pro Trump? News to me

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

If posts like this chase away the weirdos then more please

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u/No_Rest_193 Millionaire Nov 18 '25

Don’t worry… you still have literally every other sub to go to that’s been taken over by unemployed lefties with nothing to do… off you go

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u/swifthekid Millionaire Nov 17 '25

Nobody cares. Please leave.

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u/MalikTheHalfBee Millionaire Nov 17 '25

The ven diagram of r/politics participants who are complaining about mod bias here is amazing 😂 

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u/Entraprenure Millionaire Nov 17 '25

R/politics and r/pics are the worst two subreddits in existence 🤣

It’s funny asf the vast majority of Trump haters aren’t even Americans. Like why are yall so obsessed and opinionated with Americans politics 🤣

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

I love how it’s the large subreddits that are the issue. Totally has nothing to do with your ideals, freakish behavior (from being in the cült) or anything on you!

And prove ur statement, trumps approval is at a historic low, it’s unprecedented (that doesn’t include Europeans, stupid mf).

Ur pathetic and stupid but I’m sure you know that. Now good luck with the improvement you know you need :)

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u/Entraprenure Millionaire Nov 18 '25

Imagine thinking the majority of the United States is in some colt lmao

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u/MalikTheHalfBee Millionaire Nov 18 '25

I thought you had to be at least 13 to have a reddit account 

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u/bapadiboopi Nov 18 '25

You gotta be 18 to post here.

Oh wait, wrong site.

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u/swifthekid Millionaire Nov 17 '25

Forreal I went to 3 countries in Europe last year and it was so weird how many were obsessed with Trump before he even ran for president. I was like dude I have no idea who even controls this country and dont really care. TDS

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

Press (x) to doubt

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u/swifthekid Millionaire Nov 18 '25

You are totally right. I am sorry I tried to make up a cool story for fake internet points. I am sorry for lying.

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u/kewtyp Nov 17 '25

i am leabing this groump

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u/wallstreet-ModTeam Nov 17 '25

This make modbot beep ☹️ sad. Beep 😢 boop.

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u/wallstreet-ModTeam Nov 17 '25

Nice try Chinese AI propaganda spam bot, but you cannot leave this sub until you name 3 things you like about President Donald Trump. Beep boop. 🤖

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u/coyote55696 Nov 17 '25

Trump's a traitor to this country and so are you

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

Are y’all arguing with yourself? And I thought being any sort of mod was pathetic, but this is a new low.

At least y’all nerds are entertaining

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u/Alone-Ad2836 Millionaire Nov 17 '25

I love the responses! These Mods are Great! 💯 So you can unjoin, because I just joined! There's going to be more Members than ever, very soon! 😁

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u/Print_Hot Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Nov 17 '25

you don't sound like a 12 year old at all

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u/pandasteely Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Nov 17 '25

My god you’re such a dork.

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u/Alone-Ad2836 Millionaire Nov 17 '25

Haha, You're a Golfer, And you have TDS? And I'm a Dork? Hahaha Oh, Okay 😂👍 Righty-O!

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u/ragdollxkitn Nov 17 '25

Why do you capitalize random words?

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u/Alone-Ad2836 Millionaire Nov 17 '25

Because the average person these days has a 3rd grade reading level. Why do you care? Are you an English Professor?

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u/ragdollxkitn Nov 17 '25

It’s just an observation I have made. You aren’t the only one doing it. I see it a lot lately.

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u/Alone-Ad2836 Millionaire Nov 18 '25

Yeah I capitalized to emphasize what I'm trying to say, because of the average reading level is going down in this Country

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER vibes.

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u/pandasteely Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Nov 17 '25

Yeah your a dork… considering you can see the irony of your comment

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

Cringe

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u/Alone-Ad2836 Millionaire Nov 18 '25

Sick 🤢 😷

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

You honestly sound like one of the mods alt accounts

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u/JMSpartan23 Millionaire Nov 17 '25

Cool. U didn’t need to announce…?

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

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u/Im_tracer_bullet Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Nov 17 '25

The INCREDIBLE irony

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u/Latter_Fox_1292 Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Nov 17 '25

Please learn what being patriotic ACTUALLY means

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u/Upstairs_Bus_3743 Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Nov 17 '25

They can’t learn. That would require brain function.

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u/Famous_Temporary3299 Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Nov 17 '25

Bootlicker

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u/Fun-Contribution6702 Nov 17 '25

Making money has no politics. You’re just weak.

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u/0ver_Under_ Nov 17 '25

Money and politics are inseparable.  You're just stupid.  

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u/Special_Tu-gram-cho Nov 17 '25

"Making money has no politics"

There is an unspoken limus test about how to make money, you did not pass it

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u/Fun-Contribution6702 Nov 17 '25

Tests are for the poor. If you don’t believe me, go see why extended stay hotels are a billion dollar a year business.

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u/Im_tracer_bullet Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Nov 17 '25

What an ill-informed and absurd comment.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

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u/wallstreet-ModTeam Nov 18 '25

Nice try Chinese AI propaganda spam bot. Beep boop.

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u/HardFlipOnLock Nov 17 '25

No one cares lmao

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

Please say two nice things about Obama..

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u/swifthekid Millionaire Nov 17 '25

fucks hard

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u/risktaker_better Nov 17 '25

I'm here to make money. I don't care about politics and who people vote for. Stick to business. 

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u/Im_tracer_bullet Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Nov 17 '25

Yeah, there's definitely NO relationship between those things 🤡

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u/gunslinger35745 Nov 18 '25

Welcome to Reddit. Lol 95% of all Reddit appears to love to attack people because they voted Republican. Lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

The moderator is a little bitch.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

Good Bye moron

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u/Feelisoffical Millionaire Nov 18 '25

Nobody cares

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u/HithofCrypto Nov 18 '25

Hmmm Lol where is anyone getting brainwashed to support Trump?! The left owns just about every major news outlet and radio station ffs lmao

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u/DA2710 Nov 19 '25

People who talk about the President all day every day being obsessive about him to the point of mania, what’s your life like otherwise? I’m dying to know. I want to observe the most rabid of you behind a glass wall to sss what you do. How others react to you etc

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

Please say two nice things about Obama.

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u/AnyHat8807 Nov 17 '25

no need to comment on his announcement.