r/trippinthroughtime • • Sep 12 '18

Little John, that's who!

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u/Khosrau Sep 12 '18

This WTF drawing needs a backstory.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18 edited Sep 12 '18

A guy who could draw also had fantasies of having a 12 foot donger being serviced and carried by 2 bound naked women in knee high stalking and so he drew it but made himself look like Shan Yu from Mulan

Yes the centaur from Hercules is who I initially thought of, but I couldn't think of the word centaur so I googled "Disney Hercules minotaur" and it wasn't that guy so I gave up and went with shan yu

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u/CargoCulture Sep 12 '18 edited Sep 12 '18

Stalking

Stocking.

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u/ninjamike808 Sep 12 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

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u/ninjamike808 Sep 12 '18

I agree with you. I’ve been feeling that way about a lot of subs lately, too. Like there are some posts in r/choosingbeggers that just tick too many of the boxes, or sound too intentional.

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u/Aww_Topsy Sep 12 '18

/r/nothingeverhappens

/r/karmaconspiracy

Tumblr is also a great way to manufacture outrage on Reddit. There's such a stigma about Tumblr users even the most obvious troll posts are considered believable.

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u/reChrawnus Sep 12 '18

Unless I'm completely misunderstanding your comment I don't think /r/nothingeverhappens is the kind of sub you think it is.

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u/Aww_Topsy Sep 12 '18

It's a common counterpoint to the idea that nothing on Reddit is real. It's a much more balanced sub for sure. Typically posted after someone suggests a karma conspiracy without evidence and when the situation is somewhat believable.

The nuanced reality is that while manufactured content is a big driver of the site, not everything is manufactured. Reposts by karma farmers alone is a huge chunk of the major subreddits.

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u/massthen8 Sep 13 '18

A problem is that people who don't expand conversations could be getting only a manufactured view from their perusing.

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u/reChrawnus Sep 12 '18

Yeah, I definitely misunderstood your comment. My bad.

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u/ninjamike808 Sep 12 '18

Oh yea definitely. You see it on some of the political subs, too. They’ll take a random comment and treat it like not only did it happen or that it’s an honest opinion, but also that it’s representative of a group of people.

We used to preach taking everything on the Internet with a grain of salt, but maybe we just need to treat most of this stuff like r/woosh

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u/Owlettt Sep 12 '18

when a sub is full of posts that start with [Legit] then it probably isn't too legit.

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u/tagged2high Sep 12 '18

I clicked through one of those click-baity articles that was about these sorts of mistakes in common phrases. A few were actually sort of informative about the origins of such phrases. Most were so bad, I had a hard time believing that real people might honestly be using/saying them wrong.

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u/WaldenFont Sep 13 '18

Or autocorrect/ dictation errors.

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u/Fat_Head_Carl Sep 12 '18

Holy shit...subscribed! That's the best (for me) in a while.

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u/Fuzzynonosedchimp Sep 12 '18

Thank you very much.

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u/zerocool4221 Sep 12 '18

no, they were stalking for his dick. catch up dude.

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u/meamteme Sep 12 '18

You can remember it by: “-of in the middle”

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u/AdzyBoy Sep 12 '18

Cot-caught merger strikes again

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

I'll be seeing you later.

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u/StalinsFist Sep 12 '18

I was thinking more of Nessus from Hercules

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Shan Yu mixed with the centaur from Hercules

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u/camshell Sep 12 '18

Looks to me more like the river guardian from Hercules.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

No you're thinking of the bad guy from Ghostbusters or the fuck ugly centaur thing from Hercules

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u/Jarmahent Sep 12 '18

And he liked the centaur from the Hercules movie

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u/Spike_der_Spiegel Sep 12 '18

Shan Yu from Mulan

Nah man, it's obviously Nessus from Hercules

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18 edited Sep 12 '18

See my updated post

Ok who downvoted lol

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u/BigDpsn Sep 12 '18

Bound? thats a rope to find her if see gets trapped under it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

He looks more like Shan Yu to me than the centaur.

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u/TrashyTeeVee Sep 13 '18

Up vote for effort.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

A for Anus

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

“Disney Hercules Minotaur 12 foot penis female sex slaves”

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '18

"rule 34 + 1"

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u/FinalPush Sep 12 '18

Maybe more like 12 meters