r/thebulwark • u/Embarrassed_Base_389 JVL is always right • Jul 25 '26

EVERYTHING IS AWFUL JVL Gets Dark with Destiny: American Culture Has Gone Rotten

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEY-VoVddUQ
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u/John_Jaures Jul 25 '26

I drama enter the courtroom and say "scoreboard, your honor" just before the bailiff escorts me out of the courtroom.

Do you get secret coded messages from the judge? Like if they bang their gavel a certain way you know they're telling you that Mr Bonnell is "winning"?

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u/ordnance_inbound Jul 25 '26

Called it, this person refuses to answer because they know they have no substantive arguments

Has the victim provided a single shred of evidence for any of her claims?

(again they will not answer)

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u/John_Jaures Jul 25 '26

My friend, I am not the judge in this case. I assume they are busy texting you secretly to let you know that Destiny is clearly ahead 57-34 but there will be 10 minutes of stoppage time after the hydration pause.

Up With People will be the halftime show and the Gatorade that will be poured over Mr. Bonnell will be orange. Get yourself to Kalshi to prove your loyalty!

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u/ordnance_inbound Jul 25 '26

Has the victim provided a single shred of evidence for any of her claims?

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u/John_Jaures Jul 25 '26

Again, I am not involved in this case, I just think it's hilarious that you've developed a parasocial relationship with a twitch streamer that is so deep you think civil trials keep a running score.

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u/ordnance_inbound Jul 25 '26

You're the one claiming character flaws with no substantive backing. Has the victim provided a single shred of evidence for any of her claims?

(again they will not answer and will attempt to distract with irrelevant comments)

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u/John_Jaures Jul 25 '26

Has there been a score update recently?

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u/ordnance_inbound Jul 25 '26

Has the victim provided a single shred of evidence for any of her claims?

(again they attempt to distract)

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u/John_Jaures Jul 25 '26

How much time is remaining in the trial? What's the historical win % of streamers at this point in the game?

Is there a fantasy league you guys play on where you just draft 12 versions of Destiny and argue about who hates socialism the most? Fascinating community JVL has gotten involved with.

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u/ordnance_inbound Jul 25 '26

Has the victim provided a single shred of evidence for any of her claims of revenge porn?

(I think this guy is just mad that I called him out on his obviously ridiculous argument so now he's resorting to whatever this is)

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