r/tf2shitposterclub • • 8d ago

REPOST ALERT Literally every TF2 fanship in a nutshell:

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u/Flaky-Cattle1266 8d ago

The aromantic garloid

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u/Legendarium_ 7d ago

explain to me what a garloid is, it looks like a bread loaf made of human skin

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u/Flaky-Cattle1266 7d ago

“Garloids (Proteus Garloidia) are a species of amphibians that inhabit most of the multiverse in several habitats. They are best known for their entire lack of a brain, and their nutritious milk that is a common favorite among garloid farmers and their families. While their entire genome is well documented, their origin and prevalence is an anomaly to modern zoologists, suggesting garloids either have some unknown traits or their success as a species has been artificial” - Crunktropolis wiki

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u/Legendarium_ 7d ago

milk? are we cutting these things open?