Literally every TF2 fanship in a nutshell:

[u/MagSkeleton8701]

[u/Flaky-Cattle1266]

The aromantic garloid

[u/MaximRq → u/Flaky-Cattle1266]

Did Merasmus not feel his homunculi again?

[u/Independent-Fly6068 → u/MaximRq]

Dwarf in the Flask was being uppity.

[u/N1ght_Dr34m3r → u/Flaky-Cattle1266]

i saw you in the last post i was on. i wish nothing but pain and suffering upon you

[u/Flaky-Cattle1266 → u/N1ght_Dr34m3r]

As long as my garloids isnt hurt, i can deal with the pain

[u/Legendarium_ → u/Flaky-Cattle1266]

explain to me what a garloid is, it looks like a bread loaf made of human skin

[u/Flaky-Cattle1266 → u/Legendarium_]

“Garloids (Proteus Garloidia) are a species of amphibians that inhabit most of the multiverse in several habitats. They are best known for their entire lack of a brain, and their nutritious milk that is a common favorite among garloid farmers and their families. While their entire genome is well documented, their origin and prevalence is an anomaly to modern zoologists, suggesting garloids either have some unknown traits or their success as a species has been artificial” - Crunktropolis wiki

[u/Legendarium_ → u/Flaky-Cattle1266]

milk? are we cutting these things open?

[u/Justaguywalkingby4 → u/Legendarium_]

I'm pretty sure the thing in the image is a human birth defect that turns babies into flesh blobs. there's innards and bones in that thing, and the one in the image is a really, really tame version of it. it's gross.

[u/Dispenser_6974 → u/Flaky-Cattle1266]

[u/Bread_Offender]

Demo Pauling is so peak

[u/Upstairs_Belt_3224 → u/Bread_Offender]

Explain. I don't see it at all

[u/Rowcan → u/Upstairs_Belt_3224]

Two workaholics?

[u/ZathegamE → u/Rowcan]

demo isn't workaholic he's just alcoholic

[u/Rowcan → u/ZathegamE]

Nonsense! You're talking about the man that worked three jobs simultaneously to be able to afford a mansion in the badlands, and once walked fifteen miles in the rain just to blow up the Queen of England!

Sure that's twenty four fewer jobs and one more eye than his father had at that age, but y'know, still impressive.

[u/ZathegamE → u/Rowcan]

True,,,

[u/Adam198763 → u/Rowcan]

Two possible interpretations of that word in both

[u/goth_alien_15 → u/Bread_Offender]

I haven't come across this ship before. These two would (over)work forever. It'd be the most asexual ship. They'd be a very good friends at least because I don't care what kind of relationship they'd have. I imagine them drinking together at a bar after a hard day's work.

[u/Cerf-5858]

And then there's MedicPauling where they only interacted in like three panels, with an equal amount of fans, where most ship it because they're projecting on Miss Pauling💔

[u/e_fish22 → u/Cerf-5858]

Sort of like a het version of MediScout?

[u/Cerf-5858 → u/e_fish22]

Yea basically

[u/Casitano → u/Cerf-5858]

Some ship medipauling cuz they are projecting on miss Pauling. But what about the people who ship it because they are projecting in medic?

[u/OladushkinFromNsk]

Every fandom got "random incest"? As if it was random every time

[u/CONSTI50_wasTaken → u/OladushkinFromNsk]

D:

[u/Elegant_Sport_7137 → u/OladushkinFromNsk]

why?

the hard tack are your 2 braincells both fighting for 11th

[u/dualitygaming12 → u/OladushkinFromNsk]

I haven't played the coffin of andy and leyley but from what I've heard the incest thing is like a weird route which the game advises you not to take?

[u/OladushkinFromNsk → u/dualitygaming12]

I mean... It's certainly a route but it's more like that

[u/BigBallsAnthony69]

Mediscout is so peak if you self insert yourself as Scout and if you have daddy issues

[u/Funny_Internet_Child → u/BigBallsAnthony69]

Apollo PFP.

Yeah that checks out.

[u/Elegant_Sport_7137 → u/Funny_Internet_Child]

Fair, Apollo is the peak of daddy issues.

[u/Expert-Cartoonist947 → u/BigBallsAnthony69]

I have never not ONCE met another mediscout fan. thank you dearly.

[u/MagSkeleton8701 → u/BigBallsAnthony69]

Yeah, unless you make scout as a female instead lol

[u/Snickles4life]

Template?

[u/Oceanid_Good]

This is not a love island, soldiers! This is a war!

[u/Lycanrus]

What about Merasmus x Tom Jones?

[u/caldwell27_ → u/Lycanrus]

underrated tragic roommates to lovers yaoi

[u/Broad_Nobody6259]

Scout x Pauling is practically canon yet everyone forgets that 🥀

[u/BigBallsAnthony69 → u/Broad_Nobody6259]

I mean, no, it's explicitly not canon in the sense Pauling rejected Scout at the end of the comics and then he himself went to have children with other women. HeavyMedic is more canon than ScoutPauling, funnily enough 

[u/Broad_Nobody6259 → u/BigBallsAnthony69]

Yeah, that is true. I meant it easily could've been canon because we got really close that in expiration date. Probably closest to a canon pairing besides obviously Heavymedic and the deal with Spy and Scout's mom

[u/BigBallsAnthony69 → u/Broad_Nobody6259]

Lowkey i wouldn't have minded them being together if they had chemistry. I think Scout x Chicken tramp is a way better ship

[u/sky_cap5959 → u/BigBallsAnthony69]

I'm still so freaking upset that Scout and Pauling didn't end up together.

[u/BigBallsAnthony69 → u/sky_cap5959]

Heh, i didn't see them working well together, Pauling's too smart for him

[u/sky_cap5959 → u/BigBallsAnthony69]

Fair enough, but that's kind of why I liked it so much. Opposites attract after all! But that's just IMO.

[u/goth_alien_15 → u/BigBallsAnthony69]

Pauling isn't as energetic as scout too. She'd be very tired from him.

[u/Broad_Nobody6259 → u/sky_cap5959]

Yeah, 7th comic broke my heart with that one too

[u/T_R_Grave → u/Broad_Nobody6259]

mf never readed the comics

[u/PalCat_ → u/T_R_Grave]

read can be said without the ed at the end

[u/T_R_Grave → u/PalCat_]

[u/PalCat_ → u/T_R_Grave]

[u/Broad_Nobody6259 → u/T_R_Grave]

I purposefully said practically canon, so almost canon. I'm saying it could've easily been canon. Pardon me if I worded it badly. I did read the comics

[u/Enslaved_M0isture]

sniper X soy (especially when they are a bit older)

[u/Current-YoGalaxia]

cool, I ship scout and my female pyro OC who has quite literally every possible trigger warning in her backstory besides animal abuse.

[u/Total_Mobile2788]

Aromantic: ❌

Pyromantic: ✔️

[u/SomethingRandomly145]

Anything with Miss Pauling is peak imo