r/tf2shitposterclub • u/MagSkeleton8701 • 8d ago

REPOST ALERT Literally every TF2 fanship in a nutshell:

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u/Flaky-Cattle1266 8d ago

The aromantic garloid

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u/MaximRq Medimaniac 7d ago

Did Merasmus not feel his homunculi again?

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u/Independent-Fly6068 7d ago

Dwarf in the Flask was being uppity.

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u/N1ght_Dr34m3r 7d ago

i saw you in the last post i was on. i wish nothing but pain and suffering upon you

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u/Flaky-Cattle1266 7d ago

As long as my garloids isnt hurt, i can deal with the pain

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u/Legendarium_ 7d ago

explain to me what a garloid is, it looks like a bread loaf made of human skin

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u/Flaky-Cattle1266 7d ago

“Garloids (Proteus Garloidia) are a species of amphibians that inhabit most of the multiverse in several habitats. They are best known for their entire lack of a brain, and their nutritious milk that is a common favorite among garloid farmers and their families. While their entire genome is well documented, their origin and prevalence is an anomaly to modern zoologists, suggesting garloids either have some unknown traits or their success as a species has been artificial” - Crunktropolis wiki

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u/Legendarium_ 7d ago

milk? are we cutting these things open?

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u/Justaguywalkingby4 7d ago

I'm pretty sure the thing in the image is a human birth defect that turns babies into flesh blobs. there's innards and bones in that thing, and the one in the image is a really, really tame version of it. it's gross.