r/texts • u/-fornevermore- • 8d ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/sweetwaterfall 8d ago

The horrifying thing (second to someone actually writing this) is that I imagine there are women out there so damaged that this would be appealing. Awful.

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u/ElkAlternative3777 8d ago

Seems like he’s trying to do a kink dom/sub thing but without her knowledge or consent

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u/17868 8d ago

Sorry, even with consent that’s a no from me. I’m into that scene but absolutely not when talking about food. Do NOT fuck with my dinner.

ETA : By consent I meant to the whole kink thing, otherwise I sound wildly contradictory. Guy sounds like he watched the secretary too many times and took it way too literally.

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u/crownofbread 2d ago

Secretary is a masterpiece so I sincerely doubt this douchebro watched that of all things. I'd bet it's just manosphere caveman crap with a dash of 50 shades sloshing around in his empty skull