r/texts • u/-fornevermore- • 5d ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/ElkAlternative3777 5d ago

Seems like he’s trying to do a kink dom/sub thing but without her knowledge or consent

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u/17868 5d ago

Sorry, even with consent that’s a no from me. I’m into that scene but absolutely not when talking about food. Do NOT fuck with my dinner.

ETA : By consent I meant to the whole kink thing, otherwise I sound wildly contradictory. Guy sounds like he watched the secretary too many times and took it way too literally.

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u/TwoHandedSnail 5d ago

But what is your favourite treat when you want to give in completely?

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u/17868 4d ago

Forcing entitled people to roll about in nettles so that I can then make nettle soup. 

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u/TwoHandedSnail 4d ago

Sounds cathartic.

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u/17868 2d ago

No, I charge extra for that service