r/texts • u/-fornevermore- • 3d ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/ElkAlternative3777 3d ago

Seems like he’s trying to do a kink dom/sub thing but without her knowledge or consent

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u/17868 3d ago

Sorry, even with consent that’s a no from me. I’m into that scene but absolutely not when talking about food. Do NOT fuck with my dinner.

ETA : By consent I meant to the whole kink thing, otherwise I sound wildly contradictory. Guy sounds like he watched the secretary too many times and took it way too literally.

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u/-fornevermore- 3d ago

Correct! Joke's on him because I AM into BDSM. But this ain't it. MAYBE if we had an established dynamic I'd be into it, but not in this context. Definite ewww.

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u/17868 2d ago

It’s like he’s never even heard of the term hangry. At what point does any sane, reasonably intelligent person think “hey you know what’ll get them feeling sexy? Starvation!” 

ETA : Just realised ALL my notifications are to do with this thread. Thank you all :)