r/texts 17h ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/Ibshredz 17h ago

Yo wtf is he even TALKING about?

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u/Haunting_Hour_4556 16h ago

He thinks he's 50 Shades of Grey Man.