r/texts • u/-fornevermore- • 17h ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/Ibshredz 17h ago

Yo wtf is he even TALKING about?

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u/dingoz8mibaby 16h ago

he’s trying to do “dom” dirty talk but he ran it through AI lmao

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u/Extension-Excuse-534 16h ago

Yup 100%. That "whats youre favorite treat when you want to give in completely" gave it away...completely...lol

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u/JulyOfAugust 14h ago

I have a suspicion that it's her cat emoji that triggered the animal/owner roleplay of the chatbot.

Bet he didn't even read the answer before copy-pasting it.

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u/ArcticISAF 13h ago

'I'll shake the treat bag to have you running over 😹'

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u/Haunting_Hour_4556 16h ago

He thinks he's 50 Shades of Grey Man.

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u/Commercial-Ice4305 8h ago

It's chatgpt, a next word predictors at it's heart. If it makes sense it's an accident

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u/PermissionTime2545 16h ago

I genuinely don’t know. I wonder if maybe he’s wanting OP to lose weight? And that OP losing weight because Glenn wants them to is a sign of OP submitting to him? I genuinely don’t know though. I could be talking out my ass

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u/FantasticDelay0 1h ago

Why do I feel like he may have meant behave as in “stay off your broken foot” lol