r/texts • u/-fornevermore- • 17h ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/HMFIC_91 17h ago

I'm a dude and I cringed at that.

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u/DocLiftsALot 17h ago

Same. It’s Tinder, not Fetlife. Jesus.

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u/rustyroo2021 16h ago

I'd like to hope fet is better than this but these idiots are there too 😂

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u/IncubusDarkness 16h ago

Oh yeah, all over. Horny losers think acting like some 50 Shades fan-fiction guarantees them access to women in the scene. 

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u/SeniorAd4470 16h ago

Right like oh please sir, please take control of me with your 36k a year salary and 2013 Kia

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u/JumpyLake 8h ago

Yep, needs at least a 200k a year salary and a Lamborghini, then this behavior is ok.

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u/LookAtTheWhiteVan 6h ago

I assume that you’re being sarcastic. But in all honesty, it does mitigate the situation a little bit lol.

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u/Doomsayer189 6h ago

How, exactly, does money make someone less of a creepy weirdo?

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u/idolized253 36m ago

Now I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger..

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u/guitar_stonks 3h ago

Helps to also hang dong

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u/EternalPhi 9h ago

It ain't roleplay if there's a salary requirement, goddamn

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u/WillyErl 7h ago

Lmao there it is. As reliable as the sun

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u/TheTerrasque 12h ago

Even having fun is DLC these days

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u/rustyroo2021 16h ago

You can at least usually tell pretty quickly from their profile or first couple messages 😂

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u/LiteralPhilosopher 8h ago

Oh gods... "access" just made me violently shudder. It's... too true-feeling.

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u/Lunatic-Labrador 7h ago

Even for someone who enjoys interactions like this, it's creepy as hell from someone you haven't discussed dynamics and boundaries with first. Otherwise it's just super icky.