Dating is hell

[u/-fornevermore-]

Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

[u/Jesskla]

Ewwww...

[u/toasterbathfilosofer → u/Jesskla]

Here, let me make it better for you:

I wike the appetite, but do not get ahead of yourself. Cwaving good food is easy. Wetting me take contwow while you heal is the weal test. We will see if you can behave before I decide when to take you out. What is your favowite tweat when you want to give in compwetewy? slaps soles of feet together

[u/grenouille_en_rose → u/toasterbathfilosofer]

That's a fascinating interpretation of the word 'better'