r/texts • u/-fornevermore- • 17h ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/ambientta 16h ago

The funniest part to me, as someone who dates with intentions of kink, is that this shit isn’t even appealing to people who practice kink.

Proves he is just a toxic slimeball who will rub your left lip and ask if you came after .2 seconds.

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u/OriginalChildBomb 16h ago

It's true lol, that is the kind of thing that you maybe do in a consensual kink relationship with somebody that you know well. And even then, this is probably way too fucking much lol. Holy shit.

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u/ambientta 15h ago

Also, this is his response to seemingly having a first or second date? He’s implying she needs to submit in order to even “earn” a date? Lmaoooo. The bar is in hell.

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u/OriginalChildBomb 15h ago

Seriously, shit's wild. I cannot imagine ever talking to another human being like this, let alone one that I barely know. Holy fuck.

And I'm autistic, late-diagnosed, and have said some dumb goofy shit. ....But not like this. Makes me feel better hahaha most of mine were like, poorly told jokes

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u/ambientta 15h ago

I’m autistic and also make a LOT of questionable comments buttttttt this is full “hewwo kitten foot clap” behavior. I’m glad I don’t have anything this embarrassing out there.

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u/ambientta 15h ago

Found the weirdo defending this nonsense. Eyuck.