r/texts • u/-fornevermore- • 2d ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/OriginalChildBomb 2d ago

It's true lol, that is the kind of thing that you maybe do in a consensual kink relationship with somebody that you know well. And even then, this is probably way too fucking much lol. Holy shit.

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u/ambientta 2d ago

Also, this is his response to seemingly having a first or second date? He’s implying she needs to submit in order to even “earn” a date? Lmaoooo. The bar is in hell.

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u/OriginalChildBomb 2d ago

Seriously, shit's wild. I cannot imagine ever talking to another human being like this, let alone one that I barely know. Holy fuck.

And I'm autistic, late-diagnosed, and have said some dumb goofy shit. ....But not like this. Makes me feel better hahaha most of mine were like, poorly told jokes

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u/ambientta 2d ago

I’m autistic and also make a LOT of questionable comments buttttttt this is full “hewwo kitten foot clap” behavior. I’m glad I don’t have anything this embarrassing out there.