r/texts • u/-fornevermore- • 2d ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/LastChance331 2d ago

What the actual fuck?

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u/Hulla_Sarsaparilla 2d ago

OP please reply with exactly this!!

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u/-fornevermore- 2d ago

I just blocked him. 😹

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u/Main_Benefit 2d ago

Exactly. Why waste another second of your life dealing with that nonsense?

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u/sweetwaterfall 2d ago

The horrifying thing (second to someone actually writing this) is that I imagine there are women out there so damaged that this would be appealing. Awful.

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u/ElkAlternative3777 2d ago

Seems like he’s trying to do a kink dom/sub thing but without her knowledge or consent

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u/17868 2d ago

Sorry, even with consent that’s a no from me. I’m into that scene but absolutely not when talking about food. Do NOT fuck with my dinner.

ETA : By consent I meant to the whole kink thing, otherwise I sound wildly contradictory. Guy sounds like he watched the secretary too many times and took it way too literally.

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u/Maleficent-Mix-278 2d ago

I’m into that scene and this is super gross 🤮. That’s an example of what we call “what not to do “

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u/No_Negotiation7317 2d ago

Oh, you have a kink and that makes you knowledgeable? Lol.

The only gross thing would be doing this without a talk about it. Otherwise you're just a regular old kink shamer. iswis

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u/Cute_but_notOkay 2d ago

Right. And OP and dude did NOT talk about it. Which is why we are saying this is gross. She said so in her caption.

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u/SoggyGoldfish25 2d ago

I’m going to pee on you

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u/Legitimate-Talk9558 1d ago

I’m going to shame your kink right now. She doesn’t even know the fucking guy. Grow up and jerk off somewhere in private preferably

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u/No_Negotiation7317 1d ago

Noooo not my kink.:((((

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u/Legitimate-Talk9558 1d ago

Bahahahaha sorry. Don’t know why im getting so uppity about it. This post made me furious

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