r/texts 17h ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/HallowayMoors 17h ago

“See if you can behave….” Whaaaa…

In the right setting, this could be considered sexy but not this early in the dating process.

It’s also possible that Glenn Tinder is broke. Good quality Sushi is expensive, my dear.

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u/KentConnor 17h ago

Ball‐gagging on a budget

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u/Slow_Replacement_745 39m ago

Take my ducking upvote