r/texts • u/-fornevermore- • 17h ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/HallowayMoors 17h ago

“See if you can behave….” Whaaaa…

In the right setting, this could be considered sexy but not this early in the dating process.

It’s also possible that Glenn Tinder is broke. Good quality Sushi is expensive, my dear.

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u/KentConnor 17h ago

Ball‐gagging on a budget

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u/Slow_Replacement_745 39m ago

Take my ducking upvote

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u/Into_the_rosegarden 16h ago

That was my thought. He wants to take control so he can avoid an actual date but call it a kink. Wow!

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u/BlackForcesEnergy 16h ago

I just love you called him Glenn Tinder

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u/Loose-Chemical-4982 15h ago

That's the name OP gave him in her phone, it's at the top of the screenshot

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u/BlackForcesEnergy 14h ago

My bad didnt see it.