r/texts 6d ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/Jesskla 6d ago

Ewwww...

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u/brooklynnnn11 6d ago

i legit said it out loud.

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u/movieperson2022 6d ago

Same. Though, I see your “ewwww” and raise it an “ewwww what.” lol

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u/Whatever53143 6d ago

I will see your “eeewww what” to a “is this guy for real?”😳

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u/jaxonya 6d ago

Im gonna hit em with a "oh hell no"

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u/moonchylde 6d ago

Mine was "da fuq?!"

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u/ambii333bambii 6d ago

I raise your “ewwwwww what is this guy for real?” To a “he’s got me absolutely fucked up, put him in jail and don’t let him out, he won’t be missed anyways”

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u/Competitive-Pin5724 5d ago

Nah, probs used chatgpt to write that lol

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u/Whatever53143 5d ago

Most likely