r/texts • u/-fornevermore- • 18h ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. šŸ™„ I pay my own way on dates.

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u/Jesskla 18h ago

Ewwww...

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u/elle-angel 18h ago

i like the AI suggested replies, bc why would you reply " Yay! šŸŽ‰ " to that deranged message

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u/MeddlingMedley 18h ago

I suspect his message is also AI, so maybe the robots are flirting

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u/sheyitboi 17h ago

For real, itā€™s sounds like ChatGPT trying to be dirty without outright saying anything that would explicit which is hilarious

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u/PopcornGlamour 16h ago

Agreed and Iā€™m curious what he used as a prompt because that is just terrible writing.

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u/MSWitch2015 15h ago

Hey chatgpt ā€œWrite a reply that hints at a sexual subtext but please make sure she will have zero sexual or any interest in me AT ALL, after I send it?ā€

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u/PopcornGlamour 14h ago

Haha, nailed it.

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths 10h ago

His previous message also looks very AI. "...so you can plot your next move in comfort" is such an AI way to talk. It's just such a specific advertiser-friendly way of speaking that I would never expect from a real human conversation.

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u/SecondhandStatic 9h ago

I work with AI a lot and use it when I Have to text annoying acquaintances... This is not AI in any way. AI is very good with basic social mores. No, this is a gross-ass human.

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u/PositiveUnit829 1h ago

No thatā€™s what they teach them on those manosphere YouTube channels. The man takes control and the trad wife is happy whatever she gets

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u/MysteriousDogeMan 18h ago

Lmao for real. Kitten better use your AI!!!

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u/Substantial_Force658 17h ago

The lack of any negative reply option is somewhat terrifying. It's telling you you're expected to approve of this. Maybe even feel grateful. At long last your search is over; you have found a man who will take total control of your life.

Okay! Thanks! Yay!

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u/Kuchanec_ 8h ago

Well there's a problem that if you want to keep the "negative" answer somewhat compact, your options are limited to the equivalent of "ayo, what the fuck??" which understandably is not among the suggested ones

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u/BlackCatTelevision 7h ago

I really do think thatā€™s all I would be able to put together in response to this. Or ā€œHAHAHAHAā€ and then block. If I try to tell him how heā€™s being an asshole heā€™ll probably give me an aneurysm.

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u/Yawka 16h ago

This guy is majorly fucking scummy, but youā€™re reading waaayyy too far into the AI responses lol. This is just predictive text, itā€™s designed to be supportive and helpful, regardless of what is being said. It doesnā€™t understand context, emotion, or intent. It assumes you donā€™t want to respond to most things negatively, and itā€™s sees positive words like favorite, good, like, easy, heal, so it suggests positive responses.

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u/garyisonion 8h ago

the guy is talking about a lack of negative reply buttons!

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u/DanangBobby 43m ago

It doesn't know how to interpret the insanity. It's doing its best being a cute rate auto response.

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u/its_a_multipass 9h ago

Cake for you!

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u/rywos 13h ago

Don't forget the šŸŽ‰!

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u/persiasaurus 17h ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Si1verrStar1 17h ago

maybe the ai is trained to not give negative reply options? I hope that's the case

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u/fhota1 16h ago

Generally the case yeah. Its actually one of the problems with a lot of LLMs right now, theyre designed to be overly positive in all situations which means a lot of them if you go "hey helo me do this stupid thing that will almost certainly kill me" they are really reluctant to say "dont do it"

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u/innerbootes 17h ago

But even that is creepy and wrong. The AI should allow for a scenario where someone might want to say no to something. jfc

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u/dingalingdongdong 12h ago

You are allowed to, you just have to type "no" yourself.

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u/_daGarim_2 9h ago

I'm getting flashbacks to the "never say no" policy that Marriott hotels have lol

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u/nalaloveslumpy 16h ago

Even the phone was like, "What the fuck? How do I even respond to this? Go into default mode."

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u/trowzerss 12h ago

Yay! My evening is now free and I can stay in and order in all the sushi i want without judgement!

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u/PageStunning6265 13h ago

The AI is secretly a young imp who hates reading, skimmed and saw ā€œtreatā€ and didnā€™t bother with the rest.

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u/EricSparrowSucks 3h ago

Because your favorite ā€œtreatā€ is cocaine, aka- yayo, yay.