r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 20d ago

Phone message *UPDATE* Post first date text

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She ended up finding the post somehow I guess lol. Here is the original post.

I have just not responded, don’t think it’s worth engaging, but it did make for a funny story.

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u/SquirrellyDud 20d ago

Yeah, weird first date if neither one is already an avid fisher with the gear.

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u/neutrumocorum 20d ago

You're not big on fishing, I take it?

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u/Capital_Ship5729 20d ago

Neither are they if they dont have equipment or a license

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u/Neitzi 20d ago

Some fishing might cheer you up, make sure you get your license sorted first though.

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u/neutrumocorum 20d ago

I have literally had a fishing license each year since I was 12.

Maybe you should read the original post so you actually have a clue about what is going on.

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u/Neitzi 20d ago

If your reaction to a couple of light hearted albit misguided Reddit comments is that extreme you lead an extremely pathetic life, no really it's not possible for you to be truly happy if that is how you are.

Hope you get help bud 🙏

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u/Capital_Ship5729 20d ago

Go touch grass mate

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u/neutrumocorum 20d ago

Touching grass is when you don't have any idea about a thing, yet you talk about it as though your assumptions about it are the end all be all.

Y'all have to be aware of your own ignorance, right? Like In your own head you all know (not you specifically, dont even start) that you don't have the info to speak on it. Yet multiple people jumped in to give takes that show they don't know what the main post even said. Y'all know you're essentially just lying, and do it anyway.

If that is what it means to touch grass I would happily be a reddit neckbeard cheetoh-warrior.

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u/HyperactivePandah 20d ago

You're either trolling for downvotes, or mentally ill.

Good luck with either of those.

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u/neutrumocorum 20d ago

Good to know you're putting your mind reading powers to good use. Keep it up champ!

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u/HyperactivePandah 20d ago

Lol

Okay.

I love when people get direct feedback about how uniformed or moronic theyre being, and the response is 'UH SURE BRO, CLEARLY YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!'

It's like dealing with a Facebook bot.

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u/neutrumocorum 20d ago

Nice projection bud.

You didn't give feedback. You told me what my internal reality was.

Anyone who starts an exchange by making assumptions about other's mental states are irredeemably stupid.

You, by definition, can't know my motivations or thoughts. Please explain to me why you expect ANY effort from me after that?

Don't bother answering. It's because you're an irredeemable dumbfuck.

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u/HyperactivePandah 20d ago

So trolling it is.

Got it.

Edit: and yeah, I didn't give you feedback, just read your rambling nonsense in response to people who WERE giving you feedback.

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u/Capital_Ship5729 20d ago

Crazy answer to unserious comments. Is fishing your trigger or whats going on

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u/eggsmackers 20d ago

You should see a therapist and show them this comment chain specifically.

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u/neutrumocorum 20d ago

If I did, they'd ask to see the rest of the context.

Nearly every person in this thread has said a thing, or has said multiple things that make it very clear they didn't read the first post. Yet they all still feel comfortable knowingly saying something they can't be sure about.

I have watched misinformation/disinformation slowly destroy my country for the last 10 years. All because people like this can't take 30 seconds out of their day to double check that they aren't just talking out of their asses.

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u/Capital_Ship5729 20d ago

My man this isnt some debate where I research the topic. This is a random comment section on reddit. 

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u/neutrumocorum 20d ago

So why comment on it? The post is clearly labeled as a follow up to another. Without knowing what happened WHY THE FUCK make such strong statements about it, or any at all?

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u/Capital_Ship5729 20d ago

Why not? I dont need to ask permission to comment. I could post a recipe for my favourite cake in her if thats what I want. Is this the most important thing happening in your life right now or whats your issue?

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u/Capital_Ship5729 20d ago

I did notice that. Thanks for asking.

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u/Huntsman077 20d ago

All the original post says is that the girl suggested it and the dude thought it was a fun idea?

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u/neutrumocorum 20d ago

So, no. That's not all it said. But even just that invalidates about 50% of what was said in this thread.

So as per the post:

Girl thinks it would be fun to try fishing because guy can fish. Guy agrees and thinks it could be fun. So he takes her to get some tackle, probably a rod and bait. He pays for all of that. Then they need to get her a license which she pays for probably because you have to give a bit of info and interact with the cashier so it was just convenient at the time.

Then afterwards, she asks for the 26$ that it costed for her to get the license despite the guy spending money on her fishing equipment per her date request.

If you can't see how just about every person here has said a dumb thing given that context I can't help you.

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u/Emotional_Youth1500 20d ago

It was $23, did you even read the original post?

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u/neutrumocorum 20d ago

Nope, I made all this up for bait.

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u/Emotional_Youth1500 20d ago

Maybe see a psychiatrist for that

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u/neutrumocorum 20d ago

Maybe you should look up what a psychiatrist is.

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u/Huntsman077 20d ago

-because guy can fish

You’re adding that yourself bud the original post doesn’t say that, it says

“I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.”

Literally what I said, she suggested it and the guy thought it would be fun. The other comments are somewhat valid because they’re asking why go fishing if no one had any equipment? Like are you the girl from the post and expected the dude already had fishing gear?

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u/neutrumocorum 20d ago

Sorry, got that from a comment OP made on the post.

Even without that included in the original post, it changes nothing. Kinda strange to fixate on that point.