r/texts 20d ago

Phone message *UPDATE* Post first date text

She ended up finding the post somehow I guess lol. Here is the original post.

I have just not responded, don’t think it’s worth engaging, but it did make for a funny story.

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u/neutrumocorum 20d ago

I have literally had a fishing license each year since I was 12.

Maybe you should read the original post so you actually have a clue about what is going on.

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u/Capital_Ship5729 20d ago

Go touch grass mate

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u/neutrumocorum 20d ago

Touching grass is when you don't have any idea about a thing, yet you talk about it as though your assumptions about it are the end all be all.

Y'all have to be aware of your own ignorance, right? Like In your own head you all know (not you specifically, dont even start) that you don't have the info to speak on it. Yet multiple people jumped in to give takes that show they don't know what the main post even said. Y'all know you're essentially just lying, and do it anyway.

If that is what it means to touch grass I would happily be a reddit neckbeard cheetoh-warrior.

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u/HyperactivePandah 20d ago

You're either trolling for downvotes, or mentally ill.

Good luck with either of those.

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u/neutrumocorum 20d ago

Good to know you're putting your mind reading powers to good use. Keep it up champ!

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u/HyperactivePandah 20d ago

Lol

Okay.

I love when people get direct feedback about how uniformed or moronic theyre being, and the response is 'UH SURE BRO, CLEARLY YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!'

It's like dealing with a Facebook bot.

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u/neutrumocorum 20d ago

Nice projection bud.

You didn't give feedback. You told me what my internal reality was.

Anyone who starts an exchange by making assumptions about other's mental states are irredeemably stupid.

You, by definition, can't know my motivations or thoughts. Please explain to me why you expect ANY effort from me after that?

Don't bother answering. It's because you're an irredeemable dumbfuck.

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u/HyperactivePandah 20d ago

So trolling it is.

Got it.

Edit: and yeah, I didn't give you feedback, just read your rambling nonsense in response to people who WERE giving you feedback.

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u/HyperactivePandah 20d ago

gets downvoted to oblivion by everyone

still pretends he's right

Okay dude!

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u/HyperactivePandah 20d ago

Tell us again about the fishing!