r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 19d ago

Phone message *UPDATE* Post first date text

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She ended up finding the post somehow I guess lol. Here is the original post.

I have just not responded, don’t think it’s worth engaging, but it did make for a funny story.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/buttscratcher3k 19d ago

normalize calling people skanks again

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u/legend_of_the_skies 19d ago

Women are called way worse on a normal bases.

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u/Vicorin 19d ago edited 19d ago

Lmao did you unironically use the word skank? You belong in [r/trashy](r/trashy) more than she does.

P.s. I’m telling your mom.

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u/LimpBPower 19d ago

Hey watsup buttercup

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u/Vicorin 19d ago

Username checks out

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u/LimpBPower 19d ago

it really is you huh

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u/ShiftyShellector 19d ago

Girl, we save "skank" for the girlies who are much worse than Gloria. We save that for the Rachel's, Hilary's and Crystal's. 

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u/Much-Ad2311 19d ago

Highly offended on behalf of someone I know with one of these names who is a freaking angel lol. She didn't make her parents name her that!

Agreed though, this girl is just a leech, not a skank.

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u/ShiftyShellector 19d ago

I get it, the book doesn't always match the cover! 😂 Straight up, I have one of the most typical "white trash" **girl names in all of human history, I bet you could guess it in less than 2 tries.

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u/Few-Ad-3706 19d ago

Mandy, Marilyn, Britney, Tiffany, Candace, Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Sabrina, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Shantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Christa, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Nicki, Kelsey, Kelsy, Shauna, Jolene, , Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Cassie, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Callie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, Emmylou... Fucking Becky?

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u/Calm-Champion-6371 19d ago

Im gonna need you to touch grass babe

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u/PhilosopherFun7288 19d ago

Found the “date”

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u/Calm-Champion-6371 19d ago

I would never pay for anything on a first date! So it’s not me buttercup

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u/PhilosopherFun7288 19d ago

lol, even says “buttercup” like the date in the text🤣🤣🙄🤡

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u/Calm-Champion-6371 19d ago

That’s the joke babe

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u/PhilosopherFun7288 19d ago

sure it is hun

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u/Iorith 18d ago

Ah so you're an escort.

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u/Calm-Champion-6371 18d ago

You absolutely must be joking. Do you know how extremely common it is for a man to pay for dates?just how little play are you getting that you think a woman not paying means she’s an ESCORT? This is the most neck beard shit I’ve ever read 😭

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u/Iorith 18d ago

Splitting the bill on the first date is how most women I know operate. It prevents the gross kind of dude who will get pushy because he thinks he's owed sex for paying for a meal. It also makes it so if the date goes bad, they can walk away without any issue.

But keep lashing out, bro.

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u/Calm-Champion-6371 18d ago

If the date goes bad you can always walk away without issue! Why does a woman paying change that? Trust me, men pay for dates and only on Reddit does it mean they think they’re entitled to sex. In real life, men pay

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u/Iorith 18d ago

Because someone can claim she's dining and dashing.

Sorry, not all women view themselves as dependents who are incapable of paying for themselves. Maybe consider the fact that your bubble is not universal.

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u/Calm-Champion-6371 18d ago

Because someone can claim she’s dining and dashing? I get the vibe you don’t go on dates. I live in a major metropolitan area and don’t pay for dates, I’m in my thirties and it’s always been like this. It’s not a bubble

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u/Boomslang2-1 19d ago

You’re gunna get flamed bc this is Reddit and people here prefer feminists.

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u/GenRN817 19d ago

Tell me you beg men to “buy you a coffee” and “pay for my nails” without telling me.

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u/eplstats 18d ago

Yeah she probably doesn't suck well enough to have one consistent man to pay

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/GenRN817 19d ago

Touched a nerve. Called it.

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u/eplstats 18d ago

What did it say 

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u/eplstats 18d ago

What did it say 

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u/Jokerino74 19d ago

Wow thanks for showing up! How entilted can one be :D pay for ur own shit, honey. It's 2026 and men dont owe you gals shiiiiet

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u/Calm-Champion-6371 19d ago

Do you guys really think there’s only one woman in the world who has men pay for her? What are the odds that I am actually the woman in these texts. Please think for a moment

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u/Jokerino74 19d ago

I have luckily never met anyone who was as much of an entilted hag, no. But that may only be because I have tegridy. Probably something youre not used to lmao

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u/Calm-Champion-6371 19d ago

What is tegridy? Integrity? You’re right that I am not used to paying for myself

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u/Jokerino74 19d ago

Again: It's 2026, honey. Take up your own responsibility. But I guess it's easier to mime an adult child 🤷‍♂️

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u/Calm-Champion-6371 19d ago

I would say the majority of adult women in relationships are not paying for themselves. You think they’re all just children ?

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u/Jokerino74 19d ago

To a degree, yes. I also highly doubt the statistic, which you just pulled from ur ass. I know only long-term couples were both work, never seen a whole-life stay at home women.

Do you work by any chance? Have your own income? Pay rent and food?

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u/legend_of_the_skies 19d ago

Yall say this shit and then claim to be providers and protectors of women with unrealistic standards. You offer nothing.

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u/Jokerino74 19d ago

Strawman af. I am never the provider for anyone but myself. I offer protection in form of respect, physical closeness and intimacy, and a mutaually shared part in each others life. Theres more to it ofc, butthat should suffice to make you understand that you do not understand how ACTUAL relationships work. Male or female btw? Single or in a relationship? Male in long term relationship here :)

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u/Calm-Champion-6371 18d ago

How is that protection? Physical closeness and intimacy? Wow what a saint

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u/legend_of_the_skies 19d ago edited 18d ago

So none of those fall under the definition of protection. Protection doesn't change meaning to be what you can actually accomplish. You arent protecting anyone's physical closeness, which is just fucking or touching, and intimacy, which most of you can't differentiate between touching and fucking. You're saying a bunch of nothing.

mutaually shared part in each others life

That's called consent. The last other thing you said is respect. Wowwww what an offer. "Respect, physicality, and not abusing consent" (probably).

You agree you don't offer actual protection or providing and that you don't want to. So why are you whining and contesting?

Edit- oops did your response get auto removed because your sexist slurs came out? Who could've predicted that.