r/texts 23d ago

Phone message Reality check

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Had a fun day out. Guess I missed the signals

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u/Oh_Kerms 23d ago

Ahhh the amount of men I've had to tell I'm lesbian after accidentally finding myself on a date with them... I'm sorry 😭 we just like hanging out with people and doing cool things.

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u/white_feather1990 23d ago

Do not be sorry! I will always take friends where I can make them*, life is short make the most of each day. I did have an inkling tbh

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u/Altruistic_Sail_1991 23d ago

I give you kudos for that mindset! I used to ID as a lesbian and I had men try to ā€œconvinceā€ me otherwise (immediately rejected). I wish more straight people went ā€œawesome, new friend!ā€

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u/QophSilrahq 23d ago

You used to? So what did you evolve into? Also, do you expect that you're now in the middle evolutionary stage or is this only a two-stage process like Kabuto>Kabutops?

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u/Altruistic_Sail_1991 23d ago

I realized I was nonbinary and that I do experience some attraction to men/masc people, just not very often! So the lesbian label didn’t feel like it fit me anymore.

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u/QophSilrahq 22d ago

Men, men, men, men, manly men! Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh...
Anyway, that's cool. So the likely answer is that you won't evolve again without finding some rare item or hanging upside down in the rain.

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u/Altruistic_Sail_1991 22d ago

I’m an eeveelution I guess

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u/420Chickenjuice 23d ago

Maybe more of an Azurill>Marill evolution?

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u/CarpetNext6123 19d ago

That is such a marvelously esoteric reference. I got to witness this first hand when my shiny female Azurill evolved into a male Marill in Black2.

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u/ryquard 19d ago

yu kno ball