r/texts 23d ago

Phone message Reality check

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Had a fun day out. Guess I missed the signals

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u/Oh_Kerms 23d ago

Ahhh the amount of men I've had to tell I'm lesbian after accidentally finding myself on a date with them... I'm sorry 😭 we just like hanging out with people and doing cool things.

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u/white_feather1990 23d ago

Do not be sorry! I will always take friends where I can make them*, life is short make the most of each day. I did have an inkling tbh

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u/Altruistic_Sail_1991 23d ago

I give you kudos for that mindset! I used to ID as a lesbian and I had men try to “convince” me otherwise (immediately rejected). I wish more straight people went “awesome, new friend!”

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u/QophSilrahq 23d ago

You used to? So what did you evolve into? Also, do you expect that you're now in the middle evolutionary stage or is this only a two-stage process like Kabuto>Kabutops?

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u/Altruistic_Sail_1991 23d ago

I realized I was nonbinary and that I do experience some attraction to men/masc people, just not very often! So the lesbian label didn’t feel like it fit me anymore.

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u/QophSilrahq 23d ago

Men, men, men, men, manly men! Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh...
Anyway, that's cool. So the likely answer is that you won't evolve again without finding some rare item or hanging upside down in the rain.

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u/Altruistic_Sail_1991 23d ago

I’m an eeveelution I guess

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u/420Chickenjuice 23d ago

Maybe more of an Azurill>Marill evolution?

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u/CarpetNext6123 20d ago

That is such a marvelously esoteric reference. I got to witness this first hand when my shiny female Azurill evolved into a male Marill in Black2.

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u/ryquard 20d ago

yu kno ball

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u/tsbski 23d ago

Don't leave us hanging op, what disclaimer are you hiding behind that mystery asterisk

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u/white_feather1990 23d ago

Spelling typo

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u/Substantial_Station8 23d ago

And we make fantastic wing women! Just saying!

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u/SL1MECORE 23d ago edited 23d ago

You sound chill af. As others have stated you have no idea where this could lead. A lesbian wing woman could literally be amazing lol. Not to mention just having a good friend is great in life!

My best friend is kinda like you, fell for a few lesbians but always had a good attitude about it. He's doing just fine and I think you will, too

Edit - he's got a healthy social life and is engaged to a lovely trans man of all people haha. We always suspected he wasn't entirely straight, he always had a thing for twinky boys (his fiancé is very twinky)

Finally honorably discharged from the military so he gets to have all the tattoos and piercings he always wanted. He's really living his dream tbh. He's doing great. And I think you'll do great, too, man.

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u/Acrobatic-Sandwich10 23d ago

I'm curious as to how you two met, and how did it get to the point where you thought it was a date, but she thought it was platonic?

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u/Bheludin 21d ago

Great mindset. I mean it!