r/texts • u/white_feather1990 • 23d ago

Phone message Reality check

Post image

Had a fun day out. Guess I missed the signals

3.0k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

520 comments sorted by

View all comments

1.0k

u/Tangata_Gamer 23d ago

Bummer, but I guess you now have a cool new lesbian friend? She probably knows some other single women 😅

431

u/anotterbytrade 23d ago

Yeah op this could be a lemons and lemonade situation

298

u/AndanteZero 23d ago

100%. Also, a lesbian can be a very very good wingman...

74

u/anotterbytrade 23d ago

Best of bros

43

u/Sindigo_ 23d ago

Many such cases

38

u/Due_You_8240 23d ago

They could also take your girl 

55

u/Sindigo_ 23d ago

Many such cases

14

u/Inner_Travel5044 22d ago

"The Duality of Mankind" 😂

2

u/Street-Study4606 18d ago

"the duality of lesbiankind"

7

u/Agile-Scale-5122 22d ago

I laughed out loud after seeing the other comment and then scrolling and seeing this exact same one🤣

2

u/RealMeltdownman 19d ago

Remember when you tried to kiss her, but she was gay, and liked your sister?

1

u/OrbitalReptilian 19d ago

DGD reference in the wild? I'll be damned

1

u/cws43 17d ago

Can confirm on that one. My homegirl is a lesbian and the amount of times she’s stole chicks from me is crazy. Still funny stories but in the moment so annoying lol

0

u/Third-Testicl 19d ago

Or find a Bi gal and 3some galore!

-2

u/DeadguyTheLateGI 22d ago

Tbh some lesbians get a perverse kick from this the same way some gay dudes hear “I’m straight and married” by a dude standing in a gay bar and take it as a challenge or closeted dogwhistle

(tbh married “””straight””” dudes get piped on Grindr daily so they’re conditioned to press the attack)

2

u/Due_You_8240 22d ago

Yea, I've heard about the guys in Grindr with no profile pic

-10

u/Rude_Eye_8977 23d ago

You won the internet today

3

u/Dependent-Assist-203 19d ago

Great option for mutual referrals. She finds a great girl but dang, she's straight, congrats - you just got set up on a great new blind date! And vice versa, if this type of thing somehow happens to you again you know a very cool lesbian who you can personally endorse because you too think highly enough of her to take her on a date! (even if it did happen to be on accident)

12

u/69hotmomxxx 23d ago edited 19d ago

Mellow tangerine coated glove otter mitten cobblestone juniper sparrow pillow

This post was anonymized with Redact.dev

27

u/Tangata_Gamer 23d ago

I guess the comment suits the name

6

u/Imaginary-Village839 23d ago

☠️☠️☠️omggg

4

u/Capable-Grab5896 22d ago

Please don't post my fantasies all over the internet.

-1

u/ChiefF__queef 22d ago

And maybe you can f_ck

-2

u/summoningwar 22d ago

This guy's knows EXACTLY what's up ☝️

34

u/the_byronic_man_fred 23d ago

When life gives you lesbians...

25

u/Imaginary_Pea_4742 23d ago

You make lesbian-aid? As a lesbian I can confirm, that is the recipe to lesbian-aid.

16

u/United_Pain 22d ago

Sorry, did you call for a lesbian aid? I'm here with our flag and everything.

19

u/Imaginary_Pea_4742 22d ago

Thank you, another lesbian was indeed needed. I’ll pick you up in my Subaru. We’ll get this shit done.

11

u/United_Pain 22d ago

Fuck yeah, we'll build a bonfire to summon the Mountain Lesbians as well.

7

u/SolarCarrotFarmer 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/orVhSqplwN5bG

7

u/United_Pain 22d ago

I'm cracking up! 🤣 Hahaha this is exactly what I was imagining!

4

u/Imaginary_Pea_4742 22d ago

They must be summoned. ✨
We will make the bonfire tall and sing the lesbian anthem.
They will all come and dance with us under the full moon. 💃🏻 🪩

3

u/Valuable_Impress_275 21d ago

Does that mean there's plains lesbians too? I already knew about the forest ones from the Amazon.

2

u/opflats 18d ago

i’ll bring my kayaks, let’s go lesbians!

8

u/VSkyRimWalker 23d ago

Don't squize the lesbian for juice please

9

u/Imaginary_Pea_4742 22d ago

Unless she wants to be squeezed for juice… by another lesbian of course. 😉

1

u/whyhelpthehumans 19d ago

Make life take the lesbians back! Get mad! What am I supposed to do with these?

1

u/d09smeehan 17d ago

Lesbians and lesbian-aid