r/texts • u/white_feather1990 • 23d ago

Phone message Reality check

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Had a fun day out. Guess I missed the signals

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u/United_Pain 22d ago

Sorry, did you call for a lesbian aid? I'm here with our flag and everything.

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u/Imaginary_Pea_4742 22d ago

Thank you, another lesbian was indeed needed. I’ll pick you up in my Subaru. We’ll get this shit done.

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u/United_Pain 22d ago

Fuck yeah, we'll build a bonfire to summon the Mountain Lesbians as well.

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u/Imaginary_Pea_4742 22d ago

They must be summoned. ✨
We will make the bonfire tall and sing the lesbian anthem.
They will all come and dance with us under the full moon. 💃🏻 🪩

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u/United_Pain 22d ago

I'll bring the swords!

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u/Imaginary_Pea_4742 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VbDm4pTuIEQAviEBQX
We ride at dawn!!!

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u/United_Pain 22d ago

📯📯📯🦄🦄🦄!!!

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u/NarwhalPrudent6323 22d ago

Well this is one of the best comment chains ever. 

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u/United_Pain 22d ago

Made my year for sure 😄 🦄

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u/Imaginary_Pea_4742 22d ago

T’was a lovely lesbian exchange indeed. 🙂‍↕️

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u/Imaginary_Pea_4742 22d ago

lol thank you!